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Funny story: London Jewel Heist Cops Probe Palace Bling

London Jewel Heist Cops Probe Palace Bling

London, UK - A $50m stolen jewellery trail from a City of London heist is suspected of having been fenced into eager royal hands. The 2015 Hatton Garden theft saw a gang of professional safecrackers tunnel their way into a jewellery shop’s undergr...

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Funny story: Queen Reveals Why She Wasn't Late for Trump Meeting

Queen Reveals Why She Wasn't Late for Trump Meeting

The Queen has unusually chosen to speak out following Donald Trump's accusation that she was fifteen minutes late for her meeting with the United States President. In a statement read out by a Buckingham Palace spokesman, it was revealed that the...

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Funny story: Montana Man Invents Anti-Ball Buster

Montana Man Invents Anti-Ball Buster

If Morgan Masterson can finish his creation, and he's very close, he will have invented a protective garment that will keep the family jewels safe and sound under many conditions. "I've made the prototype already and I need to get some volunteers...

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Funny story: England's most stupid burglary attempt at Palace

England's most stupid burglary attempt at Palace

A ginger-haired man in a high-visibility jacket was spotted yesterday in broad daylight trying to steal the Crown Jewels from Buckingham Palace. He was heard shouting into a megaphone with threats of "Give us the jewels or I'll call the police!"...

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Funny story: Queen Boudica's magical sapphire ring found in Yorks turnip field

Queen Boudica's magical sapphire ring found in Yorks turnip field

York - A pure gold, sapphire and glass jewel found by local metal detecting enthusiasts has been identified as the signet ring of the legendary Iceni warrior Queen Boudica. The stunning artefuct once mesmerised a Roman Legion which subsequently pe...

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Funny story: Queen's wanted Osama's ashes 'to be turned into a diamond for new Crown Jewels'

Queen's wanted Osama's ashes 'to be turned into a diamond for new Crown Jewels'

Windsor - The cremated remains should have been returned to his mother - to be fashioned into a diamond amulet for the new Crown Imperial. Today baby pics of him suckling the royal udder are all that's left on the stateroom mantelpiece. And at...

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Funny story: Queen Visits Pawn Shops to Pawn Crown

Queen Visits Pawn Shops to Pawn Crown

It has emerged today that Her Royal Trout, The Queen Elizabeth of Ye Olde England, has been trying to pawn her "rather elaborate and heavy crown" through several pawn shops in the London area. Following a recent investigation into Her Majesties ap...

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Funny story: Queen's Crown Missing

Queen's Crown Missing

The Queen's Crown is missing after Her Majesty accidentally flushing it down a lavatory at Buckingham Palace. A spokesman from the Palace said that whilst the Queen was bending over the toilet in an incident described as a "double-flusher," the cr...

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Funny story: Girl Power?

Girl Power?

Six months ago a woman had joined the ancient regiment, The Yeoman of the Guard who maintain a presence at the Tower of London, one of Britain's best-known tourist attractions. She really loves her job and likes being 'a Pion...

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Funny story: Queen Loses Crown Jewels In Post To Camilla

Queen Loses Crown Jewels In Post To Camilla

Her Majesty the Queen has announced today via her personal secretary that the Crown Jewels have been lost in the post. Her Majesty posted them courier class with a recorded delivery sticker to Camilla, Second in Line to Princess of Wales, as a specia...

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Funny story: Crown Jewels missing after Queen's family get together

Crown Jewels missing after Queen's family get together

It has been reported that the crown jewels along with other priceless royal treasures have gone missing.

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Funny story: The Crown Jewels Wore Menace Shoes

The Crown Jewels Wore Menace Shoes

A shocking relevation was discovered by burglars in Buckingham Palace at 11.45 PM last night.

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