FIDDLESTICK, Texas - (Satire News) - Meet Kate Flintmaker, a proud Texan from the bustling metropolis of Fiddlestick, Texas [Pop: 2,902]. Kate's family includes her mom Starlette Jo, dad Nolan Bob, and an army of 7,473 head of Black Angus cattle o…
Following the Cleveland Indians and the Washington Redskins, the Dallas team in the National Football League has announced that when the season begins the team will no longer carry the nickname Cowboys. Until a new nickname is adopted, the team will…
Extraordinary news coming out of Hollywood last night, was that the actor, John Wayne, who played so many 'tough guy' roles in Westerns before he died in 1979, was not a 'guy' after all, but a gal. Or, rather, a dame. Shocking to many people, the...
Succumbing to pressure from a community which has grown tired of the exploitation and abuse of animals, the Russian River Rodeo Association has voted 315 to 3 to replace their traditional affair this year with a "Virtual Rodeo." Using mechanical...
Sir Elton John may have said "let one of your fucking country singers do it" on hearing the rumour that he was to perform at President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration, but deep down, it seems he is a fan of the mawkishly boring and notoriously homo...
Moving right along as soon as the media spotlight faded, the cowboys at Malheur ("bad hour"/aka "bad luck") Refuge, have torn down federal fence to install a gate to allow ranchers onto federal land. The question What Next? hangs heavy, according...
NUUK, GREENLAND - In a cooperative educational program between Denmark and the U.S., America's laid off construction workers and cowboys will be retrained for fresh water retrieval in Greenland's vast ice sheet which covers 81% of the country (677,85...
FORT COLLINS, COLORADO - Colorado State University spokeswoman, Heather St. John, announced today that in light of changing employment needs in the U.S., CSU would be offering B.S. and. Master's Degrees in Cowboy Science. "Our enrollment has dro...
STILLWATER, Oklahoma - The Sooners swooped into Cowboy country and when all the fussin' and fightin' was done the #17 ranked team from Oklahoma University had defeated the #5 ranked team from the University of Oklahoma State 33-24. The Oklahoma So...
Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...
Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...
LARAMIE, Wyoming - Anderson Cooper, host of CNN's Anderson Cooper 360 has finally done a 360 and revealed that he had finally decided to step out of the "Closet." Cooper was vacationing in Laramie, Wyoming on the Hopalong Cassidy Commemorative Dud...
Hobble D Hoy rode tall in the saddle of his pony as he entered the town of Coral. He had been on the trail for many days and needed to change his underpants. Not only that, his pony was a Shetland, so the sole of his boots had worn out after being dragged along the ground for hundreds of miles. Hobble did not dismount outside the saloon, he just stood up and the pony walked to the water trough for...
New York, NY - A recent Gallup Poll shows that 69% of Republicans prefer leadership from behind vs only 64% of Democrats, this goes against recent declarations of Washington Republicans and most of the Republican Candidates for President. The pol...
VENICE BEACH - Harrison Ford and his much younger wife Calista Flockhart were having dinner at a local Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse and chatting about his brand new movie Cowboys & Aliens. Ford told Cali that he hopes that the movie is...
Last month, I got into a discussion on line with someone trying to defend movies like "No Country For Old Men" as being a "true modern western" and having the "western spirit." Here is my response to him. Maybe I got a little bit preachy and maybe it is something that I just needed to say because of the moment, but I said it anyway. Yes, this is a humor website. We do specialize in satire here.
Unlike the stoic British, who bravely endure, cowboys accept their lot by simmering until they boil. Kicking a rock as hard as possible is an acceptable resolution for pent up anger. Or, if there is a rattlesnake handy, stomping the hell out of him before he bites you is high on the kick butt list of cowboy psychological frustration responses. Ignoring a whiner, who in response escalates his ve...
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