Candidates joining the presidential debates this fall must have at least 15% public support based on polling via ABC, CBS, CNN, FOX, and NBC. Earlier this month, Trump at 36% and Clinton at 44% easily made the cut, whereas Gary Johnson was at 10 p...
With the re-election of Sepp Blatter as head of the mafia Back and to the Left news travelled to Switzerland to visit the man himself. After passing more security than a secret research facility we were taken to a giant pool room. Half naked beauties bathed in a pool of champagne and frolicked under waterfalls of gold flecked water. We would have given them a wave but that would be a breach of...
New York - Lawyers formerly defending Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club politicians and their oil industry pimps have been hired to act for New York Assembly leader Sheldon Silver who was arrested on multi-million dollar graft charges this morning. A...
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) said he is now taking steps to officially renounce his Canadian citizenship. The candidate for the Republican Party nomination for the Presidency in 2016 was born in Calgary, Alberta to an American mother. One is ineligible...
Kenya's new, refurbished parliament and the MP's that sit in there have been rewarded for their outstanding, dedicated work to mankind with new chairs worth $3000 dollars, per bum! The chairs are actually worth more than the average Kenyan coffee pic...
Beware all credit card holders, they can hack in without you even knowing! Well known average Spoofer, Jaggedone, me, has just had his credit card hacked to the tune of 3500,00 Euro's (Thank the Lord it wasn't more!) and they even cracked the sec...
Cartoonish London Mayor and stereotyped upper class twat Boris Johnson has expressed his delight that plans for the London 2012 Olympics to turn into a mess of epic proportions are 'Right on Schedule'. Speaking to the press outside a heavily conge...
Armed with a meager allowance from The Spoof (The US Edition), stringer Wally Wordsmithe is on a 3 week road trip to retrace the famous steps of the infamous Kennedy Clan as he's off to New England to visit some of the Pubs made famous by the gin gu...
Neil and Glenys Kinnock were seen waving their Zimmer frames with delight in Trafalgar Square as it was announced that Britain was no longer a member of the EU. "Were they not being a bit hypocritical," enquired a passing journalist, "since they...
Orlando, Fl. - The Orlando Sun published news today that 26 internet gurus will begin recording a Christmas Album just in time for the holidays. Ima Scamm, the Secretary and Publicist for "The Syndicate", the name of their newly created choral gro...
Dillingham - (RIP Mess): Alaska's near defunct Corrupt Bastards Club is in mourning today following the news that Ted Stevens was one of five fatalities in a downed DeHavilland DHC-3T accident. Stevens, 86, the longest serving Republican in the h...
One penny out of every dollar spent in the United States of America went for salaries and bonuses at Wall Street firms, prompting demands for a new federal holiday. "We awarded ourselves $140 Billion in salary and bonusses in 2009," explained one...
OK, that the Afghani elections were corrupt, what's new! That the brave Irish were blatantly cheated out of the World Cup, it's happened before too, Maradona, thanks! World cup in Korea, how the South Koreans hacked the Semi-finals the world is st...
Anchorage - (Bong Hits 4 Juneau!): Karma caught up with former VECO and Corrupt Bastards Club grand master Bill Allen today. US District Court Judge John Sedwick sent him down for three years and fined him three quarters of a million dollars for...
The corrupt Mexican government in their wisdom have decided to sack 600 CORRUPT customs and excise officers working on the US / Mexican border and will replace them with 600 "Spic" prisoners banged up in their over - filled and very nasty prisons!...
Despite public anger over MPs expenses claims of up to £200,000 a year from everything from garden gnomes to thoroughbred racehorses the law is to be changed to make it even easier for them to claim even more expenses of up to £500,000 a year. Th...
Alaska - (Was-iller than Ill-in-ois Mess): Butter-wouldn't-melt-in-his-lying-GOP-ass Alaskan First Husband Todd Palin was named as Sen Frank Murkowski's natural son today. A report in the Juneau edition of LA FagHagSlagMag says Palin's mother Bla...
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