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Funny story: NASCAR Will Be Adding Hot, Sexy, Scantily-Clad Cheerleaders

NASCAR Will Be Adding Hot, Sexy, Scantily-Clad Cheerleaders

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – The top-ranking officials at NASCAR have expressed some concern that many long-time fans have abandoned the traditional Dixieland sport. A spokesperson for the auto racing giant says they realize that a lot of the good old…

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Announces That They Will be Distributing Confederate Flags in Harlem

The Ku Klux Klan Announces That They Will be Distributing Confederate Flags in Harlem

POSSUM BELLY, Mississippi – RumorLand News is reporting that one of the chapters of the Ku Klux Klan, has just announced that they are planning on going into Harlem, New York, and distributing Confederate flags to the residents, free of charge. Wh…

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Funny story: Mississippi Updates Its Flag

Mississippi Updates Its Flag

Biloxi, MS - The state of Mississippi is trying to shed its image as the most racist state in the Union, even deciding to take down their 126 year old flag, which is part confederate. But what to replace it with? ...hmmm? (or in Mississippi's cas...

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Funny story: The Mississippi State Confederate Flag is Heading For That Flag Pole in the Sky

The Mississippi State Confederate Flag is Heading For That Flag Pole in the Sky

JACKSON, Mississippi – Lawmakers in the state of Mississippi are saying that they now have enough votes to remove the Confederate emblem from the state flag. Governor Tate “Dixie Boy” Reeves, who is a Republican, reportedly is not a happy camper.

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Funny story: Some Long-Time NASCAR Fans Now Want The LGBTQ Flag Banned

Some Long-Time NASCAR Fans Now Want The LGBTQ Flag Banned

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – There is a group of die-hard NASCAR fans who are of the tit-for-tat persuasion. They are still reeling from the auto racing giant’s decision to ban the Confederate flag at all racetracks. Many have said that they will nev...

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Funny story: Trump: Last President of The Confederacy

Trump: Last President of The Confederacy

The Washington Post’s esteemed opinion columnist, Eugene Robinson, has written that Donald Trump may be the Old Confederacy’s last president. As if to prove him correct, Trump today, by executive decree, ordered that all statues and other import…

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Funny story: NASCAR Bans the Confederate Flag – Fans Are Fit-to-Be-Tied

NASCAR Bans the Confederate Flag – Fans Are Fit-to-Be-Tied

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – There has never been a bigger change in the 72-year history of NASCAR than the change that has just taken place. The change came about after written complaints, which were initiated by NASCAR driver, Bubba Wallace, who hap...

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Funny story: Michigan State Senator Causes a Stir as He Wears a Confederate Medical Mask in The Senate Chamber

Michigan State Senator Causes a Stir as He Wears a Confederate Medical Mask in The Senate Chamber

LANSING, Michigan – The Michigan state senate was thrown in a semi-uproar, when Senator Dale “Johnny Reb” Zorn showed up to the chamber wearing a medical mask that was clearly in the likeness of the Confederate flag. When asked why he would wear s...

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Funny story: Dixit? Newly Appointed UN Ambassador Nikki Haley Announces South Carolina Secession from European Union

Dixit? Newly Appointed UN Ambassador Nikki Haley Announces South Carolina Secession from European Union

Following Donald Trump's appointment of South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley as the United States ambassador to the United Nations, Governor Haley sent shock waves through international economies when she announced that South Carolina citizens, by a m...

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Funny story: Harper Lee's "Mockingbird" Sequel Released

Harper Lee's "Mockingbird" Sequel Released

This Tuesday, July 14, marks a huge new day in literary history. The 14th, as all fans of "To Kill a Mockingbird" know, is the release sate for the long-awaited second novel by Harper Lee. First written in 1943, "Go Set a Watchman" was actually t...

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Funny story: South Carolina Agrees To Take Down Flags - And Nooses!

South Carolina Agrees To Take Down Flags - And Nooses!

Chawlstun, South Carolina - Finally, change is a' brewin' in South Carolina this week, in the wake of the tragic slayings which left nine black church-goers dead at the hands of a young white supremacist. Now, feeling the heat for arguably being the...

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Funny story: Lindey Graham says Confedereate flag is who we are: slave owners

Lindey Graham says Confedereate flag is who we are: slave owners

South Carolina state capitol building Interview of Senator Lindsey Graham by Bret Fincher "Senator Graham," Fincher asked, reading from his legal pad, "it is my understanding that you don't want to remove the Confederate Flag." "Yes sir, I mean no sir," the senator mumbled his right hand saluting the Confederate Flag. "I," the senator continued, "got up early and raised the flag mysel...

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Funny story: Gaddafi Orders 1200 Confederate Flags from US Flag Maker in Preparation of Civil War

Gaddafi Orders 1200 Confederate Flags from US Flag Maker in Preparation of Civil War

In what has been considered a clear signal that civil war is imminent in Libya, Libya's embattled leader Moammar Gaddafi has found an online American flag maker who is willing to sell to him their entire stock of Confederate flags at a discounted pri...

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Funny story: South offers state trade to North

South offers state trade to North

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Following the election of Barack Obama, the South, proving true to its "Red State" heritage in casting so many electoral votes for McCain, issued a press release to the North stating that they would like to trade Virginia and Nort...

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Funny story: Racist White Backlash follows Obama Victory

Racist White Backlash follows Obama Victory

Red Neck, Alabama - Just within two weeks of Barack Obama's historic win as the first African-American presidential candidate, ugly signs of racist white backlash are beginning to appear across America. Widespread incidents are reported from Main...

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Funny story: NCAA Outlaws Confederate Flag and Any States That Display It Anywhere

NCAA Outlaws Confederate Flag and Any States That Display It Anywhere

The NCAA (National Collegiate Athletic Association) has extended its ban on use of the Confederate flag. FOrmerly, the organization had declared that it would not allow NCAA Basketball Tournament games to be held in states that posted the flag offic...

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