In an astounding turn of events, at this latest CPAC, Donut Trump said he hated to see social security and Medicare depleted by anyone … did he know he was talking against his own party Is he still in politics? Does he know what day it is? Further…
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The FBI has just informed President Biden that the former White House resident, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has refused repeated instructions to remove the 30-foot by 40-foot Confederate flag from the Mar-a-Lag…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The woman who most of America is now calling the most hateful, despicable, evil woman in the entire universe, has just gone and stuck her size 13-D foot in her nasty, bigoted mouth. Marjorie “The Human Scarecrow”…
PASCAGOULA, Mississippi – (Sports Satire) – Ever since March, when the Coronavirus first got out of hand, NASCAR’s attendance has fallen by 61%. And then the fact that the racing entity banned Confederate flags really kicked the racing giant in it…
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – The top-ranking officials at NASCAR have expressed some concern that many long-time fans have abandoned the traditional Dixieland sport. A spokesperson for the auto racing giant says they realize that a lot of the good old…
POSSUM BELLY, Mississippi – RumorLand News is reporting that one of the chapters of the Ku Klux Klan, has just announced that they are planning on going into Harlem, New York, and distributing Confederate flags to the residents, free of charge. Wh…
Biloxi, MS - The state of Mississippi is trying to shed its image as the most racist state in the Union, even deciding to take down their 126 year old flag, which is part confederate. But what to replace it with? ...hmmm? (or in Mississippi's cas...
JACKSON, Mississippi – Lawmakers in the state of Mississippi are saying that they now have enough votes to remove the Confederate emblem from the state flag. Governor Tate “Dixie Boy” Reeves, who is a Republican, reportedly is not a happy camper.
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – There is a group of die-hard NASCAR fans who are of the tit-for-tat persuasion. They are still reeling from the auto racing giant’s decision to ban the Confederate flag at all racetracks. Many have said that they will nev...
The Washington Post’s esteemed opinion columnist, Eugene Robinson, has written that Donald Trump may be the Old Confederacy’s last president. As if to prove him correct, Trump today, by executive decree, ordered that all statues and other import…
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – There has never been a bigger change in the 72-year history of NASCAR than the change that has just taken place. The change came about after written complaints, which were initiated by NASCAR driver, Bubba Wallace, who hap...
LANSING, Michigan – The Michigan state senate was thrown in a semi-uproar, when Senator Dale “Johnny Reb” Zorn showed up to the chamber wearing a medical mask that was clearly in the likeness of the Confederate flag. When asked why he would wear s...
Following Donald Trump's appointment of South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley as the United States ambassador to the United Nations, Governor Haley sent shock waves through international economies when she announced that South Carolina citizens, by a m...
This Tuesday, July 14, marks a huge new day in literary history. The 14th, as all fans of "To Kill a Mockingbird" know, is the release sate for the long-awaited second novel by Harper Lee. First written in 1943, "Go Set a Watchman" was actually t...
Chawlstun, South Carolina - Finally, change is a' brewin' in South Carolina this week, in the wake of the tragic slayings which left nine black church-goers dead at the hands of a young white supremacist. Now, feeling the heat for arguably being the...
South Carolina state capitol building Interview of Senator Lindsey Graham by Bret Fincher "Senator Graham," Fincher asked, reading from his legal pad, "it is my understanding that you don't want to remove the Confederate Flag." "Yes sir, I mean no sir," the senator mumbled his right hand saluting the Confederate Flag. "I," the senator continued, "got up early and raised the flag mysel...
In what has been considered a clear signal that civil war is imminent in Libya, Libya's embattled leader Moammar Gaddafi has found an online American flag maker who is willing to sell to him their entire stock of Confederate flags at a discounted pri...
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