JACKSON, Mississippi - (Satire News) - Well it took 162 years, but the state of Mississippi after getting tons and tons of pressure from the Federal Government has finally decided to ban the state's Confederate flag. An attorney for the Cotton Bal…
Gov, de Santis in his Dictatorial way of ruling Florida - is going to ban all books about the Civil war from Florida Schools. "It is still controversial on who won the War - and they invariably bring in Slavery of Blacks as a main reason for the…
It started years ago - in the South - in the 1900's. Most of the country had and trolley cars. There were few cars. Trolleys were a blessing in cities - cheap, non polluting. Southern scientists, back then were always on the lookout for ways…
PANAMA CITY, Florida - (Satire News) - Trump was recently in Panama City getting an estimate on some botox work to his forehead, his belly, and his fat-as-shit ass. While there he spoke with one of his old Trump University professors. The professo…
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The FBI has just informed President Biden that the former White House resident, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has refused repeated instructions to remove the 30-foot by 40-foot Confederate flag from the Mar-a-Lag…
MEMPHIS – (Satire News) – Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine’s Buck Yazoo has just reported that after a whole lotta years, Tennessee schools named after the Confederate general who was one of the founders of the Ku Klux Klan will get new names. Yazoo remarke…
CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Satire News) - The President spoke before a crowd of 27 at a Walmart parking lot, and told them that he promises he will never, ever leave the White House, even if someone kidnaps his son, Eric. Trump, who is becoming more…
CHATTANOOGA – By a vote of 7 to 3, the town council has decided to remove the statue of little Billy Rebel, who, at 9, was one of the youngest Civil War drummer boys to serve in the Confederacy. Billy, whose real name was William Earl Whitewater,...
The Washington Post’s esteemed opinion columnist, Eugene Robinson, has written that Donald Trump may be the Old Confederacy’s last president. As if to prove him correct, Trump today, by executive decree, ordered that all statues and other import…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president is reportedly so angry at the Black Lives Matter movement, that he has instructed the only African-American on his staff, Ben "Uncle Tom" Carson, to make arrangements to erect a 10-foot-tall statue of Confederate Gene…
Ferguson MO--Thousands of white South Africans described as 'Mandela refugees' are flooding across America's southern borders in search of a new apartheid state. Authorities in Texas, Missouri and Arizona say that they are welcome and will be qui...
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