WELLESLEY, MA - The school where Hillary Clinton started her college career has bestowed an honor on the former First Lady by naming their new communications program after her. The Hillary Clinton School for Evasive Communications will open for b...
The head of Verhizon Communications Inc. says the U.S. Company is not planning to enter the Canadian wireless telecom market because of Polar Bears and French speaking Quebecois people ''who make me sick as they have been persecuting Polar Bears''.
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The government announced today that a new cabinet post was to be created. They have decided that the creation and promotion of Chaff is a full time role.
Chaff is the material that is ejected by military aircraft as a countermeasure when they are...
Following my appointment to the job as the new Communications Director at No 10 David Cameron asked me to come to a one to one session with him.
Here's the result.
OK Jim Womble what's your view on my performances at Question Time?
You sound like a self satisfied public school bully.
Really? So how should I improve?
Praise Ed Miliband.
Now, come on!
That would make all his opp...
Following my appointment as the new Communications Director at no 10 I am initiating a new out-front policy approved by the Prime Minister.
This will be an open frank department and it is in this spirit that I release the transcript of some sections of my interview that got me the job, before Wikileaks gets hold of it.
Q Why do you want the job Womble?
A De money.
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