Uncertain what to do about a physical sensation in his chest that seemed to resemble an emotion, Trenton Locke of Nashville, Tennessee, took a stab at articulating the apparent feeling - to great effect. "I told the woman I was dating that I was a...
Last week, 34-year-old Ben Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee, started to say, "But on the other hand," only to realize that he had no idea how to finish the sentence. "My left hand didn't know what my right one was doing," said Higgins. "Total clust...
In the past, no one ever won any points with Christa Thompson, a writer living in Nashville, Tennessee, by offering her negative feedback of any sort. But recently, after adopting a "growth mindset" which seeks to learn and grow, and enjoys the chall...
Meghan Larson of disability-friendly New York City was devastated to learn that her blind boyfriend, Lance, wasn't that blind - and had been seeing another woman for over a year. "They say love is blind, and it was literally true in my case," sai...
Listening is all the rage these days, but what to do if it’s just not your strong suit? Here are the top tips compiled by extroverted experts for that can save you from developing a reputation as a terrible listener – without having to do any act...
A new study by the New England School of women's Psychology Studies has confirmed what many sceptics have always believed. This study proves beyond a reasonable doubt that women are almost always, but not sometimes, psychologically deficient when it...
In an intimate romantic relationship between a man and a woman, it is inevitable that at some point the woman will say a sentence that begins with the words "Well, if I have to tell you." Depending on the specific relationship, sentences of this type...
Hoff here. Yes. It's been something that I've been watching with interest for some time now. We; all of us; this whole society have begun an era of "over-communications". Is there any place that one can go without seeing or hearing SOMEONE using a cellphone? In cars, on bikes (that are hazards on the roadways, to begin with. And if you don't believe me, read my last editorial….), in supermar...
Anywhere U.S.A.---In an unprecendented scientific study conducted by a idiotic research team at Pace University, it was discovered that 88% of Americans spent the majority of their time off from work during the last week of December ignoring family m...
HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a report today that supports the long-suspected assumption that dolphins were really mean deep down inside. "Calling each other names is just the beginning," said Jan Vincent, instructor of marine scie...
Luci Tung, Phd. in Linguistic Research at Babel University, has recently released her groundbreaking study of the increase in disparity of the meaning of common English words as used by members of the U.S. Congress. She begins by showing how cultu...
Internet slowdowns, Twitter technical problems, Facebook glitches. ENOUGH! The U. S. has decided to replace the Internet and all its trappings with something more efficient -- Pony Express, a fabulous 19th century U. S. communication system.
Being in the top ten VoIP companies worldwide with revenues that exceed £10 a year, STRYPE leads the way in video conferencing quality. Yesterday, the company's spokesman announced the beta version of the client that will enable people to have video-...
Washington DC: Dr. Kartoffel Kopf, a visiting professor from the Dusseldorf School of Linguistics, has been lecturing here in the USA about how great leaders communicate. He has postulated an analytical model to measure the information contained in a...
After President Bush had a meeting with Halliburton executives and hearing of their plans to set up a headquarters in Burundi, U.S. Intelligence submitted that Burundi may be developing weapons of mass communication. It is rumored that one Burundi c...
Much has been made about the waggle dance, a fox trot of sorts that campaigning politicians do to tell voter 'bees' they have found a good publicity source, 'issue' or a juicy scandal.
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