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Funny story: Commonwealth Games Roundup: Australian Women Come Top

Commonwealth Games Roundup: Australian Women Come Top

The 2018 Commonwealth Games in Australia’s Gold Coast certainly lived up to their unofficial title of the “over-friendly games” in the athletes’ village with the home team’s women proving their strength in sprints, long distance and team events. It w...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games Anger as Scotland Men are Disqualified from Hopscotch Event

Commonwealth Games Anger as Scotland Men are Disqualified from Hopscotch Event

In an exclusive interview with our sports editor, Paxton Quigley, Scotland’s Team Manager, Jock MacSporran claimed full responsibility for the dismal failure and eventual disqualification of his men’s team from the hopscotch event at the Gold Coast’s...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games Shock as England Tiddlywinks Player Is Sent Home

Commonwealth Games Shock as England Tiddlywinks Player Is Sent Home

In a hastily convened press conference at the Commonwealth Gold Coast games today, the Me Too Movement, assisted by Femen activists, told how they had been investigating a catalogue of abuse by English number one tiddlywinker and Balham’s former “art...

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Funny story: England-Gibraltar colonial sporting jamboree begins

England-Gibraltar colonial sporting jamboree begins

This week the second largest multi-disciplinary sporting event in the world began in Australia. To many it is just another fixture in the athletics calendar, but it is also a bizarre relic of how the British Empire tries to stay relevant in the moder...

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Funny story: Nicola Adams' Boyfriend in Hiding

Nicola Adams' Boyfriend in Hiding

In an exclusive interview with your intrepid Spoof sports correspondent, Paxton Quigley, at a secret refuge for battered men, Nicola Adams' partner William Anchor revealed the hell which has been his life since he began living with the Olympic and Commonwealth gold medal winning boxer and which finally persuaded him to leave for his safety. WA: "Nando's. Bloody Nando's chicken. That's all I eve...

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Funny story: Gold to be Won at the Common Wealth Games!

Gold to be Won at the Common Wealth Games!

The Common Wealth Games are under way and we are assured they will be played out on a level playing field. Out intrepid Athletics reporter Jock White has called from Glasgow to advise us that he has discovered the playing field is much higher one...

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Funny story: New Events for Commonwealth Games

New Events for Commonwealth Games

The Commonwealth Games in Glasgow 2014 will witness a number of new events . One of the most controversial is set to be Shoe Hurling as its felt that India will be the greatest beneficiary, given that this pastime is regularly practiced as a popul...

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Funny story: Britain win gold in the Commonwealth Diving

Britain win gold in the Commonwealth Diving

British diver, Simon Legg, has swept the board at the diving in the Delhi Commonwealth games today as the only competitor to take part in the event. Gold was virtually guaranteed as long as he could complete the event, and as the event, once started,...

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Funny story: Golden-haired stray dog runs out of his lane at Commonwealth Games and still manages to win India's first track gold medal!

Golden-haired stray dog runs out of his lane at Commonwealth Games and still manages to win India's first track gold medal!

He burst through a tunnel, ran the wrong way onto the track; ran outside his lane and still managed to win India's first track gold medal, drawing ecstatic cheers from the loud and raucous partisan human crowd and congratulatory Woofs from the contin...

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Funny story: Brown invades Comm Games

Brown invades Comm Games

Delhi, India. The nineteenth Commonwealth Games have been further dragged down as a sporting contest when former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown appeared controversially in a number of contests here in Delhi. The first event Brown was spotted in wa...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Swimmers get Delhi Belly

Commonwealth Swimmers get Delhi Belly

Commonwealth Games Federation president Michael Fennell has said he is worried about the number of swimmers who are becoming ill in Delhi. Over 50 swimmers have become unwell after competing at the Mukherjee Aquatics Complex. The complex named a...

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Funny story: Caught in the act - lusty western athletes winning gold in condom-sport at Delhi Games. Brits, Aussies, Canadians keeping mum

Caught in the act - lusty western athletes winning gold in condom-sport at Delhi Games. Brits, Aussies, Canadians keeping mum

Western-media bashing of the Commonwealth Games was raised to high decibels just before the games began. Now complaints have begun emanating from athletes bathrooms. Only this time the western media can't bash the Indian politicians, the Games chie...

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Funny story: New Zealand branded as racists because Indian minister Mrs. Dikshit didn't find it funny?

New Zealand branded as racists because Indian minister Mrs. Dikshit didn't find it funny?

New Zealand home of it's indigenous Maori's and many immigrants including "black sheep" have been branded "racists" by Indian Chief Minister Mrs (wait for it) Dikshit. She just happens to be managing the Delhi Commonwealth games and has made a fin...

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Funny story: 8,000 Used Condoms Clog Up Village Drains At Commonwealth Games

8,000 Used Condoms Clog Up Village Drains At Commonwealth Games

Thousands of flushed condoms threaten to choke the Commonwealth Games village's drainage system, media reports said, in the latest problem to hit the venue from hidden snakes to outbreaks of dengue to rabid bats to gorilla or rather, monkey warfare.

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Funny story: Hungarian Sludge To Blame For Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool Problems

Hungarian Sludge To Blame For Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool Problems

Toxic red sludge from a spill at an industrial plant in Hungary could be to blame for a spate of illnesses amongst swimmers at the Commonwealth Games in Delhi, it has been claimed by a madman. The sludge has killed all the fish in one river in Hun...

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Funny story: Delhi Belly strikes Commonwealth Swimmers

Delhi Belly strikes Commonwealth Swimmers

Stomach cramps, diarrhoea and vomiting is sweeping across the swimming squads at this year's Commonwealth games in Delhi. Team doctors have identified several different bacteria responsible and have concluded that they are picking up the strains from...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool 'Full Of Piss'

Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool 'Full Of Piss'

There were calls for the Commonwealth Games swimming pool to be emptied and cleaned tonight, after investigations by games officials found that it was full of urine. The investigation took place after several swimmers complained of stomach upsets...

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