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Colonel Sanders Testifies Before House Intel Committee

Funny story: Colonel Sanders Testifies Before House Intel Committee

Potentially pitting the President of the United States against the grandfatherly icon of fast food chicken, Colonel Sanders testified before an oxymoronic House Intelligence Committee while a transfixed world watched on television. In the unfoldin...

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Trump names Sanders Secretary of Education

Funny story: Trump names Sanders Secretary of Education

Trump Tower, New York - Our reporter stationed outside the elevator at Trump Tower noticed a strange event Sunday night at around dinner-time. A bag of KFC was brought to the elevator lobby where the Secret Service inspected the chicken, fries and b...

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Clinton campaign claims Bernie related to Colonel Sanders

Funny story: Clinton campaign claims Bernie related to Colonel Sanders

A super PAC associated with the Hillary Clinton campaign is reportedly going to release a television commercial beginning in South Carolina that suggests Bernie Sanders and Colonel Sanders, the semi fictional Kentucky Fried Chicken founder, are relat...

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Bernie Sanders Teams Up with Colonel Sanders

KFC has announced that all of its 7 Vermont locations will now feature Bernie Sanders cookbook recipes mixed with Colonel Sanders' old favorites. New menu items include: Karl Marx progressive Jewish commie chicken patties, grilled Hillary extr...

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Candidate Sanders picks Colonel Sanders for VEEP slot

Funny story: Candidate Sanders picks Colonel Sanders for VEEP slot

Burlington, Vermont -- Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has selected deceased fast food mogul Col. Harlan David Sanders as his vice presidential running mate. Asked to describe the "flavor" of their campaign, Col. Sanders said: "It...

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KFC Reveals Acronym Mistake Almost Cost It BILLIONS in the Russian Market

Funny story: KFC Reveals Acronym Mistake Almost Cost It BILLIONS in the Russian Market

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY - "We almost lost a billion dollar market in Russia", stated KFC spokesman, Stonewall Jackson VI, today in a news conference to announce its expansion in the former Soviet Union. "When we ordered the KFC signs from a local...

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Long John Comes Out As Chick-Fil-A Wars Escalate

Funny story: Long John Comes Out As Chick-Fil-A Wars Escalate

The fast food wars heated up today as restaurant icons took sides in the increasingly hostile Chick-Fil-A debate. The controversy began when Chick-Fil-A honcho Dan Cathay spoke out against gay marriage late last week. Since then, drag queens have bee...

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Bonkettes Adulterous Behaviour By Kathy Storm In A D-Cup - Full Inch Implicated

Funny story: Bonkettes Adulterous Behaviour By Kathy Storm In A D-Cup - Full Inch Implicated

As the Bonkettes make final preparations for their upcoming gig at the Eternal City's legendary Colosseum, news just in suggests that a legal representative from the law firm of Huckham & Fukkham arrived at the band's hotel on the fashionable Via...

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The Colonel refuses promotion to General

Funny story: The Colonel refuses promotion to General

In a shock rebuff to the US army, Colonel Saunders has rejected a promotion to General. The promotion was offered to Colonel Saunders last week in recognition of his long service. Colonel Saunders speaking on a telephone from his chicken farm...

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Fishy Tales No. 2: Hanshin Tigers atone for Colonel Sanders river atrocity

Funny story: Fishy Tales No. 2: Hanshin Tigers atone for Colonel Sanders river atrocity

Osaka, Japan - (Fishy Finger Ass Mess): A Japanese baseball team's ritual desecration of a Colonel Sanders effigy ended this week with the dredging of Osaka's Dotonbori riverbed and the retrieval of the iconic totem. The Hanshin Tigers threw the t...

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Colonel Saunders, 102 given freedom of city

Funny story: Colonel Saunders, 102 given freedom of city

A 102 year-old veteran, Lt. Col. Frank Saunders was awarded the Freedom of the City in a ceremony held in Stirling Castle today. The ceremony included veterans who served in many campaigns last century and also current personnel along with parachute...

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Colonel Sanders Finally Promoted!

Funny story: Colonel Sanders Finally Promoted!

There was joy unconfined today on the streets of Kentucky's largest city as news of the states most famous resident's promotion to General leaked out.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

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