SLIPPERY ROCK, Pennsylvania - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette has just learned the real reason why the Slippery Rock Rocketes had to forgeit their last game. According to Zorro La Bamba, who heard it from one of the stadium hot dog vendor…
BROKEN ARROW, Oklahoma - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper writes that a player on the Broken Arrow Stampeding Bison High School team intercepted a total of 9 passes in a recent game. The player, who plays safety is named Jerry…
PROGRESO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - Growing up in the Texas Rio Grande Valley, Joe Willie Passadero, dreamed of one day being the starting quarterback for his hometown Progreso Fighting Red Ants high school team. Well Joe Willie, who was named aft…
Westwood Village, CA. Woof Blister with an SOS for Spoof On Sports. Following UCLA's narrow last second win over South Alabama, despite being favored by 15 points, the Big Ten cancelled its earlier invitation requesting that the Bruins leave the…
Author's Note: Any resemblance to UCLA's "Wizard of Westwood" John Wooden and his "Pyramid of Success" is purely intentional. Long before his unequaled career as a college basketball coach was over, Jerome University's Woodrow (Woody) Johnson had…
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - In November of 1907, Alabama and Auburn played to a 53-53 tie. Reportedly both teams were horribly worn out, as they played the game during a category 1 hurricane ((Prudence). By the end of the game, both te…
As a Spoof writer, I travel to some out of the way towns in my search to figure out what’s going on in this crazy world. Not long ago, I found myself in Baton Rouge, Louisiana of all places. There’s not a whole lot to do in Baton Rouge, and I f…
COLUMBUS, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Reports emanating out of Columbus, state that the Ohio State Buckeyes football team may be banned for 3 years from competing in the NCAA football program. A team insider, who did not want her name revealed, told…
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced sweeping changes to the team name system, expected to come in to effect for the 2021 season. After a successful trial in Washington, Goodell is keen to see the change rolled out through the other 31 teams.
AUSTIN - (Sports Satire) - Dottie Bazooka, with Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has informed her readers that the entire defensive line for the Texas Longhorns are out with the Coronavirus. Longhorns Coach, Tom Herman, said that, at first, the t…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The university’s assistant band director Chris Del Monte-Corn, said that the football fight song “The Eyes of Texas” is as racist as David Duke, Ann Coulter, and Donald Trump. Del Monte-Corn spoke with a reporter with The…
SOUTH BEND, Indiana – (Sports Satire) - The Indianapolis Chattering Courier newspaper is reporting that Notre Dame football coach, Brian Kelly, is shocked and highly upset that 40 of this Fighting Irish players have tested positive for C-19. The c…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) - The NCAA powers that be are considering cancelling the entire collegiate football season. The president is telling his advisers that Saturday college pigskin football is as traditionally American as him being a…
NEW YORK CITY – The coach of the Trump University Titans football team, has just stated that that they are cancelling the 2020 collegiate football season. Coach Bilbo “Ding Dong” Shasta, 74, stated that the reason is not because 24 of the players…
Midwest City, USA The Big 10 Football League sent an open letter to the colleges of the US, asking them to PLEASE let all football players have a different alphabet than the other students because the football players were having trouble counting. It...
So, there's all of this talk about college players wanting to be in a player's union ever since a labor board said it's ok for foootballers at Northwestern to unionize. But the bosses of all the college athletes say they don't want players in...
The decision by the National Labor Relations Board to grant college players at Northwestern the right to form unions has brought a swift response from a newly organized group of college football powerhouse coaches. The organization, called "Coache...
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