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Funny story: Jaggedone's daily, dastardly Olympic updates!

Jaggedone's daily, dastardly Olympic updates!

Olympics 2020 played in 2021, Tokyo, somewhere in Japan. Jaggedone sent his vile CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) masked reporters, Ching Chong Woo, and Bum Kum Poo, to Tokyo to find out if anybody gives a crap about this global spectacle without…

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Funny story: How Bill Cosby Escaped From Sing Sing Prison

How Bill Cosby Escaped From Sing Sing Prison

SING SING, New York – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has announced that inmate #91069, better known as Bill Cosby, revealed how he was able to escape from Sing Sing Prison. Warden Peter Paul Figziggy told the news media that Cosby was able to escape by…

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Explains The Coca-Cola Bottles Incident

Cristiano Ronaldo Explains The Coca-Cola Bottles Incident

EURO 2021 – (Sports Satire) – Reports are that the Coca-Cola Company is very upset with Juventus Football Club forward Cristiano dos Santos Aveiro Ronaldo, for taking two bottles of the soft drink and pouring them on a reporter with Russia’s national…

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Funny story: Man Pours Pepsi Into Coca-Cola Glass And Blows Up Own House

Man Pours Pepsi Into Coca-Cola Glass And Blows Up Own House

A man from Toronto, Canada discovered the hard way that when you pour something into a decorative Coca-Cola glass, it had better damn well be Coke. For oblivious Torontonian, Shtee Maginnon, pouring his third choice of beverage into one of his fa…

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Funny story: Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

A science teacher at a school has said that he gave permission to one of his students to undertake the extraordinarily dangerous challenge of eating a Mentos mint and then quoffing a bottle of Coca Cola, "for the benefit of the other students", and "...

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Funny story: Trump: “I will liberate Iran with Big Mac and Coca Cola”

Trump: “I will liberate Iran with Big Mac and Coca Cola”

White House, Washington: Donald Trump will be going to war with Iran, in order to improve the dining facilities for ordinary Iranians. “I say, do you hear me? I say this!” “Nobody, but nobody, beats America with Big Mac and Coke!” “So many...

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Funny story: 21st June, the Longest Day, the invasion of France.

21st June, the Longest Day, the invasion of France.

White House, Washington: Donald Trump has made a special announcement. “Tomorrow, is the longest day, on the 21st June. As we all know, the documentary film by Daniel Zanuck, also called the Longest Day, shows how John Wayne parachuted in and st...

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Funny story: Eat This...And Die!

Eat This...And Die!

A new food guide for better health has come out recently, replacing the old pyramid-shaped one which suggested X-number of dairy, fruit, vegetables, meat and poultry. Sensing that the people of planet Earth are getting round and doughy, the new gu...

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Funny story: NASA successfully lands its latest package on Mars

NASA successfully lands its latest package on Mars

Having slingshot its way through the solar system, the package sent from Earth finally reached its destination - the planet Mars. A Martian search-party approached the package, and inspected its contents, finding bright red cylinders marked with the symbols Coca-Cola inside. They then carefully transported the box back to their base. Back in their underground city, one brave Martian scientis...

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Funny story: French ban Coca Cola refills because it causes too many "Qui Qui's!"

French ban Coca Cola refills because it causes too many "Qui Qui's!"

France has decided to ban all unlimited refills of fizzy, sugar filled soft drinks because their sewerage system is overloaded and rats swimming in the sewers are becoming obese (those above ground too)! French dentists have also complained to the...

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Funny story: Robber, Bill Reid, robbed bank with can of Coke

Robber, Bill Reid, robbed bank with can of Coke

A Ramsgate man robbed a bank two days before Christmas and escaped with a large amount of money. Bill Reid armed himself with a can of Coca Cola and held up a security guard delivering cash and Coke cans to a Nat West Bank in the town. But when...

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Funny story: Share a Coke with: whoever you want

Share a Coke with: whoever you want

After the remarkable success of writing people's names on the sides of their bottles, Coca-Cola are now selling blank bottles and letters for those people who don't appear on a bottle. "We've had a lot of people come to up to us and complain," sai...

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Funny story: Christians row over analogy to Cola

Christians row over analogy to Cola

Catholics and Anglicans have almost come to physical blows after the various Christian religions have been compared to cola. "There was an off the cuff remark from Jon Stewart saying Catholics were like Coca-cola, and Anglicans were like Pepsi," s...

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Funny story: American Idol Fined For Its Extremely Blatant Product Placement

American Idol Fined For Its Extremely Blatant Product Placement

HOLLYWOOD - The California Communications Commission has informed the producers of American Idol that they are going to be issued a fine. CCC spokesperson Athena "Cupcakes" Cuppatori, 57, stated that the producers had been warned about their blata...

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Funny story: New Zealand women dies after being a Cola-aholic!

New Zealand women dies after being a Cola-aholic!

Drinking too much of a well known fizzy, dark brown drink, not Guiness, can kill you but only if you consume ten buckets a day as a women did in New Zealand. The reason why she drunk so much of the stuff was very simple; New Zealand is the most bo...

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Funny story: Athletes to eat Big Macs and Coca-Cola only for London 2012

Athletes to eat Big Macs and Coca-Cola only for London 2012

Fearful of the possibility that to much health food will be consumed at the upcoming Olympic Games, drastic action has been taken a newly established regulatory body at the heart of the operations directorate of London 2012. The Committe for Organ...

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Funny story: Top Brand Colas to be Yellow Following Ingredient Change

Top Brand Colas to be Yellow Following Ingredient Change

The leading soft drink suppliers Coca Cola and Pepsi have both announced that in order to meet product labelling rules in California they are reducing the amount of caramel colouring in their products. However, neither company has explained the ra...

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