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Funny story: Gay conversion therapy proves effective

Gay conversion therapy proves effective

Reverend Geoff Bent runs gay conversion therapy courses from his parish in Butte, Montana. Unlike his rivals, he claims a 100% success rate with his students. TheSpoof decided to investigate his methods, so I went undercover as a homosexualist to ask...

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Funny story: Evidence of stone age cross dressing found in a French cave

Evidence of stone age cross dressing found in a French cave

Archaeologists have uncovered what they believe to be the earliest example of cross dressing in a cave in Southern France. It is a find that they have dated back to thirty-five thousand years BC, smashing the four thousand BC record previously held b...

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Funny story: Hannity comes out as gay after watching Magic Mike with wife

Hannity comes out as gay after watching Magic Mike with wife

NEW YORK, NY- Magic Mike collected $39.2 million at the box office this weekend and left thousands of ladies lusting for more as the credits ticked away. But for one conservative pundit, Magic Mike changed his life forever. Sean Hannity, a cons...

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Funny story: People Who Can't Mind Their Own Damned Business Question Queen Latifah's Sexuality

People Who Can't Mind Their Own Damned Business Question Queen Latifah's Sexuality

The interwebs are abuzz this evening, and fans are atwitter about the private f--king business of Queen Latifah, after she was photographed kissing her personal trainer, Jeanette Jenkins, on a yacht in France "There have been rumours about Latifah...

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Funny story: Ralph Nader Comes Clean About Being a Closet Republican

Ralph Nader Comes Clean About Being a Closet Republican

Ralph Nader, perennial independent presidential candidate and once a spokesman for many liberal political issues, admitted Wednesday to working with the Republican party in 2000 to keep Al Gore out of office. "He was basically working for the Repu...

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Funny story: AskFrFred44Giveness: Can I be forgiven for wanting women priests?

AskFrFred44Giveness: Can I be forgiven for wanting women priests?

Dear FF4F, First off I would like to say how much a claustrophobic like myself and no doubt countless others who could not stand it in the closet, er, I mean, the confessional box appreciate your online confessional. It has made my participation in the Sacrament so much more convenient.

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Funny story: Gay/Lesbian group pleads with Britney: Get back into the Closet or stay a Breeder, please!

Gay/Lesbian group pleads with Britney: Get back into the Closet or stay a Breeder, please!

Hollywood, California - With the recent rumored sexual romp with her assistant, Shannon Funk, Britney is now facing allegations regarding her sexual reorientation, which has a Gay/Lesbian group pleading with her to go back into the 'closet' o...

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Funny story: Calvin and Hobbes Come Out of the Closet

Calvin and Hobbes Come Out of the Closet

For years millions have marveled at the the eerily "close" relationship between adorable little Calvin and his lovable make believe tiger Hobbes. Now, according to "J" magazine readers can finally learn just how "close"...

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Funny story: Star Trek Character Comes Out of Closet

Star Trek Character Comes Out of Closet

Starship Enterprise Helmsman Hikaru Sulu (portrayed by George Takei in the original series) has come out of the closet and announced his homosexuality to the United Federation of Planets.

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