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Funny story: Clint Eastwood, AKA The King of The Spaghetti Westerns, Says "Hell On Wheels" Is His All-Time Favorite Western

Clint Eastwood, AKA The King of The Spaghetti Westerns, Says "Hell On Wheels" Is His All-Time Favorite Western

CARMEL, California - (Spoof News) -The man who first became famous on the small TV screen on "Rawhide," Clint Eastwood recently told LaLaLand Daily writer Valerie Vistawood that his favorite all-time TV western is "Hell On Wheels," which stars Taylor…

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Star on The Super Hit Western "Hell On Wheels"

Clint Eastwood To Star on The Super Hit Western "Hell On Wheels"

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of Cable Television' most popular Old West shows, "Hell On Wheels" has just announced that western star Clint Eastwood has agreed to appear on the hit TV show. A spokesperson for the highly-rated show told LaLaLand…

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Funny story: The TV Western "Hell On Wheels" Is So Damn Good - It's Even #1 In Russia, China, and England

The TV Western "Hell On Wheels" Is So Damn Good - It's Even #1 In Russia, China, and England

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Valerie Vistawood reports that the nation's top western "Hell On Wheels" has just been named the best American western in Russia, China, and England. Miss Vistawood interviewed the star of the sh…

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Is 92, But He Says That If He Was 72, He'd Be All Over Marjorie Taylor Greene Like Bean Dip On a Frito

Clint Eastwood Is 92, But He Says That If He Was 72, He'd Be All Over Marjorie Taylor Greene Like Bean Dip On a Frito

CARMEL, California - (Satire News) - The man whose acting career got a big boost in the mid 60s, when he headed to Italy to make the extremely popular Spaghetti Westerns, recently talked to Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole at his Barbed…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson and Pitbull To Star In The Remake of "I Love Lucy"

Sarah Ferguson and Pitbull To Star In The Remake of "I Love Lucy"

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The woman who is known as The Duchess of York (Sarah Ferguson) and a man who is considered to be the epitome of the Latin hip hop singer (Pitbull), have agreed to star in a TV remake of the old 50s TV sitcom "I Love Lucy."…

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Says If He Ever Sees Trump In Person He'll Kick The Anti-American SOB In His Pussy-Grabbing Balls

Clint Eastwood Says If He Ever Sees Trump In Person He'll Kick The Anti-American SOB In His Pussy-Grabbing Balls

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The man who became famous as Roddy Yates, the ramrod on the 50's TV western "Rawhide" told Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo that if he ever sees Trump on the street, he is going to kick the motherfucking racist…

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood, Who Now Totally Hates Trump, Says The Asshole Didn't Realize He Was Wearing A Woman's Cowgirl Hat

Clint Eastwood, Who Now Totally Hates Trump, Says The Asshole Didn't Realize He Was Wearing A Woman's Cowgirl Hat

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) -The oldest living TV and motion picture cowboy, Clint Eastwood, who is 92, said that he loved staring as Rowdy Yates, in the old 50s western "Rawhide." Eastwood did admit to reporter Carolina Chipotle, with Bedroom Pil…

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Finally Comes Out of The Bunkhouse Closet

Clint Eastwood Finally Comes Out of The Bunkhouse Closet

WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – At the ripe old age of 91, one of Tinsel Town’s most masculine actors has finally revealed a secret he has been hiding for 70 years. Boom Boom News reports that Eastwood who starred in TV’s “Rawhide,” as well as in…

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Funny story: Walmart Announces That All of Their Store Greeters Will Now Be Armed With Glock-9 Handguns

Walmart Announces That All of Their Store Greeters Will Now Be Armed With Glock-9 Handguns

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The biggest retailer in the entire world has just informed the news media that effective immediately, all of their front-of-the-store greeters will be equipped with Glock-9 handguns, which they will have in plain view.

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Funny story: A List of The Top 10 Worst Thoroughbred Race Horse Names of All-Time

A List of The Top 10 Worst Thoroughbred Race Horse Names of All-Time

The Sports Bet Gazette has compiled a list of the worst race horse names in the history of horse racing. SBG reporters Zorro La Bamba and Woody Velcro compiled the list along, with the help of former spaghetti western movie star Clint Eastwood. TH…

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Funny story: GOP'ers 4 Biden Is Made Up of Former President Bush Staff Members

GOP'ers 4 Biden Is Made Up of Former President Bush Staff Members

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The latest anti-Trump group to spring up is perhaps one that Trump hates more than any of the others. Individuals who served in President George W. Bush’s White House, have formed a group of hundreds, and they are as anti-Trump…

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Funny story: Mike Bloomberg Compares His Billions To Trump’s Billions and The Result Will Shock You

Mike Bloomberg Compares His Billions To Trump’s Billions and The Result Will Shock You

TARBORO, South Carolina – Mike Bloomberg, the multi-billionaire who is picking up more Democratic support than Lizzy Warren, Joey Biden, and the Bernster Sanders put together, says that he is in “Full Kick-ass” mode. President Trump has said that...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Says He Is Dumping Trump and He Now Supports Democrat Mike Bloomberg

Clint Eastwood Says He Is Dumping Trump and He Now Supports Democrat Mike Bloomberg

CARMEL, California – Clint Eastwood, who has been one of President Trump’s staunchest supporters, has flipped on “Old Carrot Face” Trump. The 89-year-old former star of the TV western series “Rawhide” and countless Old West movies, told a reporter...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Gives One Of His Oscars To Donald Trump

Clint Eastwood Gives One Of His Oscars To Donald Trump

After Donald Trump was embarrassed into giving a Purple Heart back to the veteran who earned it, Clint Eastwood offered up one of his four Oscars to The Donald. Speaking at a Trump rally in Denver, Clint Eastwood gave Donald Trump the academy awar...

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Funny story: Trump Announces Cabinet-to-Be

Trump Announces Cabinet-to-Be

New York, NY In his latest press conference, Trump announced his intended Cabinet for what he believes will be his upcoming Presidency. He named: Vice-President-Chris Christie-Because he knows a lot about Vice. Secretary of State-Angelina...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood's Butler Knows Its Only A Matter of Time

Clint Eastwood's Butler Knows Its Only A Matter of Time

Carmel, Ca - For the past three years Clint Eastwoood's butler, Arthur Grimes, has prepared himself for the inevitable day that he will be out of a job after finding his employer dead. "Every morning I check the classifieds and check in with an em...

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Funny story: Michael More's tweet on "American Sniper": "Everybody's a critic"

Michael More's tweet on "American Sniper": "Everybody's a critic"

FATBACK, MI -- Heavyweight "filmmaker" Michael More, known for harassing corporate CEOs, among others, in his "mockumentary films," has been out of the spotlight for some time now, and, in an effort to generate some publicity for himself, charges dec...

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