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Funny story: Britain's roads no longer safe for lesbians says Sir Cliff Richard

Britain's roads no longer safe for lesbians says Sir Cliff Richard

Pop icon, Sir Cliff Richard, last night slammed Britain’s Department of Transport for failing to deal adequately with what he sees as the crisis on Britain's roads with regard to lesbians. Speaking at a rally attended by thousands of elderly fans,...

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Funny story: Cliff Richard New Greatest Hits Album Out

Cliff Richard New Greatest Hits Album Out

Cliff Richard, the singer who just won't give up and go away, is to release a Greatest Hits of Greatest Hits album early in the new year. Cliff, real name Harry Webb, is now 78, and has, so far, released 124 studio albums since his emergence onto...

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Funny story: Humanitarian Mission or Guerrilla Fighters - Convoy of Cliff Richard Fans Waiting At Portugal Border

Humanitarian Mission or Guerrilla Fighters - Convoy of Cliff Richard Fans Waiting At Portugal Border

Overnight another thousand routemasters arrived in this dusty border town on the Spanish side of the border with Portugal, joining the already 20,000 iconic London buses already gathered over the last few days. Cliff Richard fans behind this contenti...

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Funny story: 'Jagger Slid Down Cliff Straight Into The Princess Diana Mammorial Fountain' court is told

'Jagger Slid Down Cliff Straight Into The Princess Diana Mammorial Fountain' court is told

London - A court heard today how Mick Jagger accidentally ran his toboggan over Cliff Richard in Hyde Park one snowy winter's day before crashing head first into the Princess Diana Fountain. And then blamed his injuries on poor visibility and not...

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Funny story: Newlywed Woman Pushed Husband Off Cliff Court Told

Newlywed Woman Pushed Husband Off Cliff Court Told

Kakispell, Montana - "I just couldn't take it any more Your Honor," the defendant said, "just how much Mistletoe And Whine can any woman take?" The court also heard the newlywed woman's feelings of estrangement after receiving a cell phone as a w...

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Funny story: Remixed Cliff Richard single spearheads The Pope's A Living God campaign

Remixed Cliff Richard single spearheads The Pope's A Living God campaign

Jamaica - A newly remixed version of Richard's 1959 single Living Doll has been launched in a fun-raiser spearheading Pope Benedict being declared a living god. The campaign originally kicked off in April 2007 when the Ass Press reported parallels...

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Funny story: US Anger Over 'Fiscal Cliff'

US Anger Over 'Fiscal Cliff'

Anger has today emerged across the US over the release of a series of TV advertorials, web blogs and YouTube videos written, produced, starring and paid for by British coffin dodger Sir Cliff Richard. The series, entitled 'Fiscal Cliff', features...

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Funny story: Sir Cliff Richard Extremely Anxious After Misreading Headlines

Sir Cliff Richard Extremely Anxious After Misreading Headlines

The Dorian Grey of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was being comforted by friends today after he mistakenly misread news headlines emanating from the United States. The bronzed singer was said to have been shaken. The drama unfolded at around noon local...

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Funny story: Tensions backstage at Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert

Tensions backstage at Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert

As Britain rocked last night to a spectacular super show for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee viewers were unaware of growing tensions backstage. It is understood that Sir Cliff Richard and Sir Elton John nearly came to blows over who would duet with s...

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Funny story: Gonged-up geriatric hasbeens doshed up for Queen's jubilee gig

Gonged-up geriatric hasbeens doshed up for Queen's jubilee gig

London - Four fake 'knights' have been given hefty bungs to get them to perform at the Diamond Jubilee concert in June. Agents for Sir Cliff Richard, Sir Mick Jagger, Sir Elton John and Sir Tom Jones said today they'd initially turned down the cha...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor: The Industrial Revolution, or Thereabouts

Letters To The Editor: The Industrial Revolution, or Thereabouts

Dear Sir, whenever I hear the song 'I'm 'Enery The Eighth I Am', I think, "that wouldn't work if they said 'Henry' like we do in real life." The cockney accent makes it worse; they are implying that all cockneys say "Enery" instead of Henry. Now if they used "Emery", as in Dick Emery, that might just work, plus there would be quite a demographic to aim for when it comes to re-marketing th...

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Funny story: A day with Cliff and Jedward

A day with Cliff and Jedward

One day, Jedward were strolling through their local city centre, heading off to KFC to suck on some citrus handwipes. They had spent the day in the local toilets and their mouths felt as crusty and salty as Dawn French's gusset after a long hot car journey. Coming in the opposite direction was none other than Cliff Richard, brother of Keith, resplendent on his roller blades, in a "GOD'S MY BE...

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Funny story: Show brings chaos to the north

Show brings chaos to the north

The Mike and Bernie Winters Show has re-appeared in the U.K. with devastating consequences. Severe warnings are in place for Scotland, Northern Ireland and much of the north of England, after nearly 48 hours of repeats were shown on TV screens. In...

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Funny story: Born-again Christian? Don't take the piss mate cos it ain't funny...

Born-again Christian? Don't take the piss mate cos it ain't funny...

First of all, before I even start to write this piece, I want to make it clear that this is not so much a "spoof" piece as a personal and very heartfelt condemnation of a household name. Everything in this piece is written as a tribute of a sort to a fine musician who battled alcoholism and later throat cancer and who died only last Friday at the age of 71. Bass player Jet Harris was a founder...

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Funny story: Cliff Heads For The States

Cliff Heads For The States

At the grand old age of 70, Sir Cliff Richard is making a final attempt to conquer America. Fame has always eluded him on the other side of the pond, but this time he believes he's hit on a formula that's guaranteed to bring him belated success. The veteran singer is hoping to tap into the religious diversity existing Stateside and is bringing out a religious album made up of new versions of...

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Funny story: Cliff Richard - not the original Cliff

Cliff Richard - not the original Cliff

Experts have been studying pictures released of Cliff Richard on his 70th birthday and can reveal to you that this is not the original Cliff - HE IS AN IMPOSTER. The fresh faced, active "70" year old is actually a clone that Cliff had created 40...

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Funny story: "Clare Raynor Made My Life Worse" says Cliff Richard

"Clare Raynor Made My Life Worse" says Cliff Richard

"Like most young men I looked at the problem pages of women's magazines to see whether there might be an answer to my particular problem", admitted Sir Cliff on the This Morning TV programme. "However, I saw no appropriate guidance so I wrote to C...

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