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Watched Kettle Boils

Funny story: Watched Kettle Boils

Popular Scientist, Dr. Denver Colorado has been at it again and today proven that a watched kettle will actually boil. Denver, 43, from Cleethorpes University is an absolute Science boffin and loves solving things in the name of Science. I've often thought that this particular statement was a bit of old waffle but never done anything to try to prove it. I've always been a bit scared of ho...

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Cleverest Man In World Says "Brains Keep Growing? Well D'uh!"

Funny story: Cleverest Man In World Says "Brains Keep Growing? Well D'uh!"

Scientists have revealed that contrary to previous understanding, the human brain keeps growing into middle age. It is established science that our bodies are, generally, fully grown by the age of 21. But now it seems the brain keep going Prof...

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Fat Birds More Brainy than Skinny Ones

Funny story: Fat Birds More Brainy than Skinny Ones

A study published today by the Institute for Pointless Research appears to suggest that the IQ of females and their offspring are affected positively in direct proportion to increases in their body mass index, i.e the fatter they are the smarter they...

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Gifted Child's Secret Is Out

Funny story: Gifted Child's Secret Is Out

For years it was thought that young Martin Popplelop was a gifted genius. At the age of four he had an IQ of 175 and by six this had increased to 194.

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An Ashtray on Your Wrist!

Funny story: An Ashtray on Your Wrist!

As many of you know, I design, manufacture and market ashtrays. I’d like to share with you some of the success I had with a recent design over the past weekend with one of my most exciting models: The Wristray. This is an ashtray that is build around a previous invention, the wristwatch, that though clever, I cannot lay claim to. While a good idea, the wristwatch has one MAJOR drawback - it can...

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Gordon Brown Found Dead

Funny story: Gordon Brown Found Dead

Clever idea but needs more work to be really good spoof.

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Speaking of Which...3 Merry Bollocks, and enjoy the festive period.

A few Christmases ago, when those advent step candles first became all the rage, I remember thinking: what a novel idea – now why didn’t I think of that? And then when outdoor festive lights took off big time, I thought: now that’s clever.

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

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