SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Spurs coach Gregg Popovich has just announced that his former star player and assistant coach, Tim Duncan, has just resigned. Popovich, who was polecat hunting in Muckalica, Serbia, was shocked to hear that Tim had…
After all has been said and done, the Golden State Warriors will be playing the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA Finals for a fourth consecutive year. The opening game will start at 9 p.m., Eastern Standard Time, on ABC on Thursday, May 31, and it w...
All of over Cleveland people are confronted with a wide range of emotions after a Cleveland sports team finally won a championship for the first time in over 50 years. Many shared tears of joy as they rejoiced at the Cavaliers championship. Howev...
After a raucous night of jolly and fanfare, 390,113 Clevlandites woke up this morning only to fall back into the nightmare of living in Cleveland. "It was a Cinderella story all right," said Iyrie Krving, "We may still have our Prince Charming in...
Since the first day of elegible free agent signing in the NBA, all eyes have been on the Cleveland Cavaliers and their budding star power forward Tristan Thompson. A max offer sheet seemed imminent, however as the days turned to months, Thompson stil...
CLEVELAND, Ohio - LeBron James has reneged on his contract to play NBA basketball for the Cleveland Cavaliers and instead has signed a three-year deal to be a relief pitcher for the Texas Rangers. Not even a month ago, King James signed a two-yea...
CLEVELAND -- The Cleveland Cavaliers have finally consummated a much discussed and debated deal, acquiring Mike Love from the Beach Boys in exchange for their prized good vibrations. "Mike and I had discussed this after some of the Beach Boys reun...
CLEVELAND - 7-footer Andrew Bynum, who plays center for The Cleveland Cavaliers, failed to make the team's trip to Boston. Coach Mike Brown was furious and he texted the team owner and suggested that something be done and be done soon about the ou...
LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that he has dribbled his last ball as a Los Angeles Laker. Howard told Rufus Reno with SBID that he just cannot take another year of playing for the Laker Day Care Cent...
CHICAGO - The Miami Heat had just beaten the Chicago Bulls 104-94 to take a 2 to 1 lead in the Eastern Conference playoffs when Mr. Heat himself, LeBron James was asked a question in the visiting team's locker room. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Il...
CLEVELAND - The majority owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers Danny Gilbert has just informed the sports media that he is seriously contemplating a name change. Gilbert noting that the Cavs record of 22-52 is simply unacceptable stated that he has enl...
CLEVELAND - The Miami Heat blew into the City on Lake Erie and melted the place as they won their 24th game in a row by beating the Cleveland Cavaliers 98-95. The Heat managed to overcome a 27 point deficit in the third quarter but showed that the...
MIAMI - LeBron James has just won his first first NBA Championship and he says that he has never been more excited than he is now, except maybe for the time when he was 3-years-old and Santa Claus brought him his very own toothbrush. The Miami Hea...
LOS ANGELES - The once high-flying Lakers of Los Angeles seem to have left with the dreaded Santa Ana Winds. The Lakers of today are certainly not the Lakers of old when they had the likes of Kobe Bryant Shaquille O'Neal, Derek Fisher, Lamar Odom...
MIAMI - Even though the NBA owners are still locking out the players and the first two weeks of the NBA season has already been scratched, one player is making his voice heard loud and clear. LeBron James of the Miami Heat was recently interviewed...
AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry and his lovely wife Anita were enjoying a nice meal of fajita tacos at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Austin when he was asked about radio talk show personality Harold Camping. Buck Yazoo, a reporter wit...
CLEVELAND - Businessman Leander W. Gollyheimer, who heads a group of investment brokers in Ohio says that his attorneys are negotiating to buy the Miami Heat of the NBA. The Heat lost to the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals four games to two.
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