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Funny story: Jose Altuve and The Houston Astros Are Kicking Butt As They Sport The Best Record In The American League

Jose Altuve and The Houston Astros Are Kicking Butt As They Sport The Best Record In The American League

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Sports Balls Illustrated reporter Dottie Bazooka recently spoke with Houston Astros 2nd baseman, Jose Altuve, at a local Jack-In-The-Batter’s-Box Lounge, across from Minute Maid Park. She asked him how it feels to be on t…

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Funny story: Every School In Tennessee Named After Civil War General Nathan Bedford Forrest Is Getting a Name Change

Every School In Tennessee Named After Civil War General Nathan Bedford Forrest Is Getting a Name Change

MEMPHIS – (Satire News) – Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine’s Buck Yazoo has just reported that after a whole lotta years, Tennessee schools named after the Confederate general who was one of the founders of the Ku Klux Klan will get new names. Yazoo remarke…

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Funny story: President Trump Praises The Founder of the Ku Klux Klan

President Trump Praises The Founder of the Ku Klux Klan

CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Satire News) - The President spoke before a crowd of 27 at a Walmart parking lot, and told them that he promises he will never, ever leave the White House, even if someone kidnaps his son, Eric. Trump, who is becoming more…

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Funny story: Trump Plans to Have A Statue Erected of Himself Sitting on a Horse Dressed as a Confederate General

Trump Plans to Have A Statue Erected of Himself Sitting on a Horse Dressed as a Confederate General

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump told Sean Hannity that he wants to have a statue of himself commissioned. POTUS stated that he would be dressed as a Civil War Confederate general, while sitting majestically on a majestic Civil War horse. He…

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Funny story: The PGA Masters Golf Tournament Will Be Removing the Name "Masters"

The PGA Masters Golf Tournament Will Be Removing the Name "Masters"

AUGUSTA, Georgia - After receiving lots and lots of complaints from fair-minded citizens, the Black Lives Matter group, and Oprah Winfrey, the PGA Masters Tournament Association will be changing its name. A spokeswoman stated that they will be dro…

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Funny story: The City of Chattanooga Will Be Taking Down the Statue of One of the Confederacy’s Most Beloved Civil War Drummer Boys

The City of Chattanooga Will Be Taking Down the Statue of One of the Confederacy’s Most Beloved Civil War Drummer Boys

CHATTANOOGA – By a vote of 7 to 3, the town council has decided to remove the statue of little Billy Rebel, who, at 9, was one of the youngest Civil War drummer boys to serve in the Confederacy. Billy, whose real name was William Earl Whitewater,...

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Funny story: The Country Band Lady Antebellum Drops Its Racist Name

The Country Band Lady Antebellum Drops Its Racist Name

NASHVILLE – The popular country music band, Lady Antebellum, has decided that it was high time that they got with the politically correct program, and they are officially now known as Lady A. The original name of the band came from the style of th...

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Funny story: New Orleans' Residents Want To Replace All Confederate Statues With Statues of Britney Spears

New Orleans' Residents Want To Replace All Confederate Statues With Statues of Britney Spears

NEW ORLEANS – The New Orleans City Council will soon be voting on an amendment to take down the statues of every Civil War Confederate general and replace them with statues of Louisiana-born songstress, Britney Spears. Britney is one of the most f...

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Funny story: History Rewritten- The American Civil War

History Rewritten- The American Civil War

Revisionist History At Its Best! Since many individuals in our modern world - for instance Texas school book editors, far right extremists, far left myopics, Polish and Japanese World War II non-apologists, nationalistic Presidents, OUR President...

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Funny story: Article 50 To Be Revoked As England Prepares For Civil War

Article 50 To Be Revoked As England Prepares For Civil War

Prime Minister Theresa May has told senior members of the government that their long-term plan regarding the country's relationship with the EU is almost complete, and that she will announce the revocation of Article 50 in the middle of next week.

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Funny story: English Civil War Is 'On The Cards'

English Civil War Is 'On The Cards'

The English Civil War, which raged throughout the land in two periods between 1642 and 1651, was the last time the people of England were so divided on opinion that they had to revert to inflicting violence upon one another, but the current state of…

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Funny story: Brexit: Second Referendum Scheduled For January

Brexit: Second Referendum Scheduled For January

In another complete turnaround in stated aims, Prime Minister, Theresa May, announced that she was now 'in favour' of a second Brexit referendum, and that it will be in January. May, who doesn't seem to know which way to turn, what day of the week...

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Funny story: Civil War Reenactments to Cease Immediately: Instead Will Reenact Battles from Star Wars

Civil War Reenactments to Cease Immediately: Instead Will Reenact Battles from Star Wars

For decades thousands of men across the country have re-enacted battles from the United States Civil War but beginning immediately re-enactors will no longer recreate the same Civil War Battles they have for years but will instead re-enact battles fr...

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Funny story: Lincoln Monuments Attacked When Americans Realize That He Created Income Tax

Lincoln Monuments Attacked When Americans Realize That He Created Income Tax

Upon reading an article in a national newspaper stating that Abraham Lincoln was the one responsible for starting federal income tax, angered Americans across the country began a hate campaign against all memorabilia of the formerly beloved President...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy A Civil War Plantation In Mississippi

Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy A Civil War Plantation In Mississippi

YAZOO CITY, Mississippi - A representative for North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has informed the American news media that the North Korean president wants to buy an authentic Civil War plantation. Kang Won Goo talked with the owner of the famed Cot...

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Funny story: Green Light for Assad Massacre!

Green Light for Assad Massacre!

The international community has given the green light to President Assad of Syria to continue massacring his people. The only stipulation is that he hands over his chemical weapons to his Russian pals. Speaking from his luxury yacht off the Syr...

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Funny story: Military-Industrial Complex™ invites public to 'pick a fight'

Military-Industrial Complex™ invites public to 'pick a fight'

Washington, DC -- America's Military-Industrial Complex™ is going public with an advertising campaign that invites Americans to choose the next war in which the nation will participate. Called "Pick a Fight," the campaign represents the firs...

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