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Judges Block Trump's Cinco de Mayo Ban

Funny story: Judges Block Trump's Cinco de Mayo Ban

President Trump's attempt to ban Cinco de Mayo backfired after three separate circuit courts blocked his executive order: Now this year's celebrations promise to be even bigger in defiance of President Trump. After being rebuked by the courts, Tru...

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Mexican Beer Importers Bracing For A Trump Ban, Meanwhile Business Quadruples

Funny story: Mexican Beer Importers Bracing For A Trump Ban, Meanwhile Business Quadruples

In the face of President Trump's threatened ban, stocks are soaring for Mexican brewers, as well as distributors and sellers of Mexican beer. Reached by phone, Molly Snipes, CEO of Molotov distributors in Denver, talked to this reporter about the...

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2016 Cinco de Mayo Celebrations Go All Out In Case Of A Trump Ban

Funny story: 2016 Cinco de Mayo Celebrations Go All Out In Case Of A Trump Ban

Twenty six year old Hunter Young of Boulder Colorado doubts that Donald Trump will be president in 2017, but like many in the US, he's planning to make the 2016 Cinco de Mayo celebration a blow out, just in case. Talking to a TS reporter, Young sa...

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Citizen Brewers Groups: We Support Trump's Cinco De Mayo Ban

Funny story: Citizen Brewers Groups: We Support Trump's Cinco De Mayo Ban

In the Texas border town of Kriegsville, Atticus Luna sits on the front line of the US trade and culture war with Mexico, a war articulated by presidential candidate Donald Trump with his call for a ban on Cinco de Mayo and Mexican beers. I hunke...

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"I'll Ban Cinco de Mayo" Vows Trump

Funny story: "I'll Ban Cinco de Mayo" Vows Trump

In a Trump presidency forget about celebrating Cinco de Mayo and even drinking a Corona, both would be banned by candidate Trump if he had his way. "We don't celebrate Charlie Manson's birthday, and Mexicans have killed more people than him, so w...

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China Hopes To Have 3,000 Surveillance Drones In The Skies By Cinco de Mayo (May 5)

Funny story: China Hopes To Have 3,000 Surveillance Drones In The Skies By Cinco de Mayo (May 5)

HONG KONG - The Rick Shaw National News Agency of China has noted that China is pulling out all of the stops in its drone production. The Republic of China is going full speed ahead with its manufacturing of surveillance drones which are capable o...

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Mexico Informs Russia That It Is Ending Its Monthly Shipment of Tamales

Funny story: Mexico Informs Russia That It Is Ending Its Monthly Shipment of Tamales

MEXICO CITY - The government of Mexico has just sent a message to Russian President Putin that effective immediately it will no longer provide it with its monthly shipment of 37,000 dozen tamales. President Nacho Winslow stated that he cannot trad...

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The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Cinco de Mayo Wedding

Funny story: The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Cinco de Mayo Wedding

MCINTYRE, Georgia - The little Georgia town of McIntyre was the site of one of the biggest celebrations in the town's history. Alana Thompson AKA Honey Boo Boo, star of the reality show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, said her daddy Mike "Sugar Bear" T...

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Sinko de Gulf Coast Celebrated

Funny story: Sinko de Gulf Coast Celebrated

As millions of Latinos celebrated Cinco de Mayo around the country today, The BP Corporation announced the Sinko de Gulf Coast Day. As thousands of BP lawyers descended on Mississippi, Louisiana, and Alabama with bottles of detergent, most folks alon...

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Brenda Song Records "He Kissed My Cinco De Mayo" As A Tribute To George Lopez

Funny story: Brenda Song Records "He Kissed My Cinco De Mayo" As A Tribute To George Lopez

LOS ANGELES - Brenda Song, one of the most popular young stars on the Disney Channel has just recorded a song that she dedicated to comedian George Lopez. The song is titled, "He Kissed My Cinco De Mayo" and tells the sad story of a little girl na...

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Arizona Governor Cancels "Cinco De Mayo"

Funny story: Arizona Governor Cancels "Cinco De Mayo"

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer, 89, has stated that she is hereby cancelling all of Arizona's upcoming Cinco de Mayo celebration festivities and events including parades, block parties, low-rider shows, Eva Longoria-Parker Lookalike Pageants, frozen M...

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Obama Accidentally Calls Cinco De Mayo "Our Independence Day"

Funny story: Obama Accidentally Calls Cinco De Mayo "Our Independence Day"

Cinco de Mayo (May 5th) is one of two Independence Days in the country of Mexico (the other is the 16th of September). In a speech at a Media Fund-Raiser at a hotel banquet room in Southern California, President Barack Obama accidentally referred to...

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The Swine Flu Causes The Canceling of "Cinco De Mayo"

Funny story: The Swine Flu Causes The Canceling of "Cinco De Mayo"

DALLAS - The United States Mexican Heritage Awareness Federation has announced that due to the negative publicity that Mexico has been getting lately because of the you-know-what it has decided to cancel Cinco De Mayo this year. The decision has a...

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