Chris did a stupid, cruel joke. And is so ignorant he thinks he did nothing wrong. The husband - Will Smith - slapped him for the cruel joke - as Will's wife was in the audience. - and not enjoying the joke. People are so stupid - that ever…
Chris Rock will not do another Oscars. Will Smith has scarred him for life, and now Chris hides in a closet in his mansion with a knife poised, sweating, eyes darting left and right, twitching with fear at every creak of the house. Look what you did…
Chris Rock, famous for his wit - and making ha-ha jokes about a friend's medically bald wife - loved the old classic comedy movies when growing up. So, when a Democratic party fundraiser asked him to do a joking talk on Trump, and also Nixon, he…
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Science announced in a statement on Thursday that Will Smith will receive punitive and disciplinary actions in the form of Oscar hosting duties next year, for slapping Chris Rock on the Oscars stage earlier th…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Stand-up comedians like Louis C.K., Hannibal Buress, Zach Galifianakis, Zydeco Dupree, and even female comedian Tiffany Haddish, are not taking any chances with crazed, violent, fucked-up-in-the-head assholes like Will Smi…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - According to BuzzFuzz, the night of the Oscars, after Will "The Human Douche Bag" ambushed Chris Rock, Amy Schumer said that she and co-host Wanda Sykes talked about confronting Will Smith and beating the fucking daylights…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Hasbrutha Toy Co. has just taken every Will Smith Bobblehead Doll off the market and burned them. A spokesperson for the giant toy company, which yearly produces over 16.3 million bobblehead dolls, said that it refuse…
TARZANA, California - (Satire News) - In a perfect example of what goes around comes around, info guru Andy Cohen stated that Will Smith was having breakfast at a local IHOP when rap artist Yo Yo Afro Woke walked up to the arrogant she-bitch and hit…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town state that the Motion Picture Academy of The Oscars has just hit Jada Pinkett Smith, the wife of the "Fucking Ambusher," aka Will Smith with a lifetime ban. A spokeswoman for the Acad…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The National Anti-Bullying Guild has just signed Chris Rock and Will Smith to appear in an anti-bullying public service announcement that will appear in 49 of the 50 states. According to BuzzFuzz, the only state that wi…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Academy of Motion Pictures has voted to fine and expel Will Smith for his pitiful display of privileged bullshit antics. Will punched comedian Chris Rock on his face after Rock said that Mr. Jada Pinkett Smith's w…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Hollywood Innuendo News Agency is reporting that LAPD officers actually placed Will Smith, aka the 'Sucker Puncher' in handcuffs 12 minutes after he left the stage. Smith was backstage having his hand treated for cu…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The former Duchess of York was recently asked what she thought about the incident at the Oscars, where Will Smith (a black man) went up on the stage before a world-wide audience of millions and ambushed comedian Chris Rock (a…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reports that within 24 hours of Will Smith sucker punching Chris Rock at the Oscars, a total of 14 comedians apologized to Will for making jokes about his "Open Marriage" wife (Jada Pinkett Smith). Comedians…
PHILADELPHIA - (Satire News) - The Philadelphia City Council has just voted 7 to 3 to ban comedian Chris Rock from ever setting foot within the Philly city limits. A council member identified as Henrietta "Sags" Shickenbocker said that no one insu…
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The biggest boxing match in the history of the pugilistic sport has been set to take place in Las Vegas on September 10. Fighting Mad Boxing Promotions has signed Will Smith and Chris Rock to fight in a scheduled 10-…
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - One of the nation's largest Ku Klux Klan chapters has just sent Hollywood B-actor, Will "The Sensitive SOB" Smith, an email saying that they would love for him to join their anti-Black organization. Smith repor…
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