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Funny story: Stupid Chris Rock Cruelly Made a Joke about a Friend's Wife being Bald Due to a Medical Condition

Stupid Chris Rock Cruelly Made a Joke about a Friend's Wife being Bald Due to a Medical Condition

Chris did a stupid, cruel joke. And is so ignorant he thinks he did nothing wrong. The husband - Will Smith - slapped him for the cruel joke - as Will's wife was in the audience. - and not enjoying the joke. People are so stupid - that ever…

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Funny story: Kung-Fu Oscars: Shumer vs. Smith

Kung-Fu Oscars: Shumer vs. Smith

Chris Rock will not do another Oscars. Will Smith has scarred him for life, and now Chris hides in a closet in his mansion with a knife poised, sweating, eyes darting left and right, twitching with fear at every creak of the house. Look what you did…

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Funny story: The Two Stupidest Recent U.S. Presidents Seen as Classic Comedy Movies - By Chris Rock

The Two Stupidest Recent U.S. Presidents Seen as Classic Comedy Movies - By Chris Rock

Chris Rock, famous for his wit - and making ha-ha jokes about a friend's medically bald wife - loved the old classic comedy movies when growing up. So, when a Democratic party fundraiser asked him to do a joking talk on Trump, and also Nixon, he…

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Funny story: Will Smith To Host Oscars 2023 As Punishment For Chris Rock Slap Scandal

Will Smith To Host Oscars 2023 As Punishment For Chris Rock Slap Scandal

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Science announced in a statement on Thursday that Will Smith will receive punitive and disciplinary actions in the form of Oscar hosting duties next year, for slapping Chris Rock on the Oscars stage earlier th…

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Funny story: After Will Smith Attacks Chris Rock And a Crazed Transwoman Attacks Dave Chapelle On Stage, Most Comedians Are Now Carrying Weapons

After Will Smith Attacks Chris Rock And a Crazed Transwoman Attacks Dave Chapelle On Stage, Most Comedians Are Now Carrying Weapons

LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Stand-up comedians like Louis C.K., Hannibal Buress, Zach Galifianakis, Zydeco Dupree, and even female comedian Tiffany Haddish, are not taking any chances with crazed, violent, fucked-up-in-the-head assholes like Will Smi…

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Funny story: Amy Schumer and Wanda Sykes Said They Came Real Close To Jumping Will Smith Backstage At The Oscars And Beating The Shit Out of Him!

Amy Schumer and Wanda Sykes Said They Came Real Close To Jumping Will Smith Backstage At The Oscars And Beating The Shit Out of Him!

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - According to BuzzFuzz, the night of the Oscars, after Will "The Human Douche Bag" ambushed Chris Rock, Amy Schumer said that she and co-host Wanda Sykes talked about confronting Will Smith and beating the fucking daylights…

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Funny story: All of Will Smith's Bobblehead Dolls Have Been Taken Off The Market and Destroyed

All of Will Smith's Bobblehead Dolls Have Been Taken Off The Market and Destroyed

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Hasbrutha Toy Co. has just taken every Will Smith Bobblehead Doll off the market and burned them. A spokesperson for the giant toy company, which yearly produces over 16.3 million bobblehead dolls, said that it refuse…

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Funny story: Chris Rock's Cousin Hip Hop Artist Yo Yo Afro Woke Punches Out Will Smith

Chris Rock's Cousin Hip Hop Artist Yo Yo Afro Woke Punches Out Will Smith

TARZANA, California - (Satire News) - In a perfect example of what goes around comes around, info guru Andy Cohen stated that Will Smith was having breakfast at a local IHOP when rap artist Yo Yo Afro Woke walked up to the arrogant she-bitch and hit…

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Funny story: Jada Pinkett Smith The Ditzy Brat Is Banned From The Oscars

Jada Pinkett Smith The Ditzy Brat Is Banned From The Oscars

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town state that the Motion Picture Academy of The Oscars has just hit Jada Pinkett Smith, the wife of the "Fucking Ambusher," aka Will Smith with a lifetime ban. A spokeswoman for the Acad…

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Funny story: Chris Rock Agrees To Appear With Will Smith In An Anti-Bullying Commercial

Chris Rock Agrees To Appear With Will Smith In An Anti-Bullying Commercial

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The National Anti-Bullying Guild has just signed Chris Rock and Will Smith to appear in an anti-bullying public service announcement that will appear in 49 of the 50 states. According to BuzzFuzz, the only state that wi…

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Funny story: The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences Votes To Fine and Expel Will Smith

The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences Votes To Fine and Expel Will Smith

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Academy of Motion Pictures has voted to fine and expel Will Smith for his pitiful display of privileged bullshit antics. Will punched comedian Chris Rock on his face after Rock said that Mr. Jada Pinkett Smith's w…

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Funny story: LAPD Officers Actually Placed Will Smith In Handcuffs 12 Minutes After He Assaulted Chris Rock

LAPD Officers Actually Placed Will Smith In Handcuffs 12 Minutes After He Assaulted Chris Rock

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Hollywood Innuendo News Agency is reporting that LAPD officers actually placed Will Smith, aka the 'Sucker Puncher' in handcuffs 12 minutes after he left the stage. Smith was backstage having his hand treated for cu…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York, Chimes In On The Will Smith - Chris Rock Oscars Incident

Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York, Chimes In On The Will Smith - Chris Rock Oscars Incident

LONDON - (Satire News) - The former Duchess of York was recently asked what she thought about the incident at the Oscars, where Will Smith (a black man) went up on the stage before a world-wide audience of millions and ambushed comedian Chris Rock (a…

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Funny story: After Will Smith Punches Chris Rock, 14 Standup Comedians Apologize For Making Jokes About His Wife (Jada)

After Will Smith Punches Chris Rock, 14 Standup Comedians Apologize For Making Jokes About His Wife (Jada)

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reports that within 24 hours of Will Smith sucker punching Chris Rock at the Oscars, a total of 14 comedians apologized to Will for making jokes about his "Open Marriage" wife (Jada Pinkett Smith). Comedians…

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Funny story: Chris Rock Has Been Banned In Philadelphia

Chris Rock Has Been Banned In Philadelphia

PHILADELPHIA - (Satire News) - The Philadelphia City Council has just voted 7 to 3 to ban comedian Chris Rock from ever setting foot within the Philly city limits. A council member identified as Henrietta "Sags" Shickenbocker said that no one insu…

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Funny story: Fighting Mad Boxing Promotions Will Put On The Will Smith Vs. Chris Rock Celebrity Boxing Match

Fighting Mad Boxing Promotions Will Put On The Will Smith Vs. Chris Rock Celebrity Boxing Match

LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The biggest boxing match in the history of the pugilistic sport has been set to take place in Las Vegas on September 10. Fighting Mad Boxing Promotions has signed Will Smith and Chris Rock to fight in a scheduled 10-…

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Funny story: The KKK Has Told Will Smith He Can Join Their Organization If He Wants To

The KKK Has Told Will Smith He Can Join Their Organization If He Wants To

DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - One of the nation's largest Ku Klux Klan chapters has just sent Hollywood B-actor, Will "The Sensitive SOB" Smith, an email saying that they would love for him to join their anti-Black organization. Smith repor…

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