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Funny story: Chris Christie Former Governor of New Jersey Reveals Who He Feels Can Beat The Democrats In 2024

Chris Christie Former Governor of New Jersey Reveals Who He Feels Can Beat The Democrats In 2024

NEWARK, New Jersey - (Satire News) - The ex-governor of The Garden State of New Jersey recently sat down with United Americana News Agency writer Lottie Bungalow at a Burger Bandit Restaurant in Newark. Christie, who has lost 129 pounds, said that…

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Funny story: There Is a Tremendous Ground Swell Within The GOP Party To Pick Gov. Chris Christie Over Donald “The Loser” Trump As Their 2024 Presidential Candidate

There Is a Tremendous Ground Swell Within The GOP Party To Pick Gov. Chris Christie Over Donald “The Loser” Trump As Their 2024 Presidential Candidate

BAKED POTATO, Idaho – (Satire News) – A majority of the members of the Grand Old Party are shaking in their snow boots at the thought that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump could possibly be their 2024 GOP presidential stalwart. Most say that they wan…

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Funny story: Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Throws His Hat Into The 2024 GOP Presidential Ring

Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Throws His Hat Into The 2024 GOP Presidential Ring

NEWARK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – The ex-governor of New Jersey has just announced, before a crowd of 9,000 cheering supporters, at a Walmart parking lot, that he has decided to enter the race to be the Republican presidential candidate for 2024.

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says That The Atlanta Braves Need To Change Their Racist Name (Pot/Kettle?)

Donald Trump Says That The Atlanta Braves Need To Change Their Racist Name (Pot/Kettle?)

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The former resident of the White House was in Duck Dung visiting one of his campaign managers. A reporter with RumorLand News remarked to a bystander, how he is starting to look like the former governor of New…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Finally Win

The Dallas Cowboys Finally Win

CINCINNATI – (Sports Satire) – After being in a stupor for weeks and weeks, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones finally managed to do something he had literally forgotten how to do – he smiled. The 78-year-old Jones told Dakota Bazooka, with Sports Balls Il…

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Funny story: Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is Putting All the Blame for His Contracting the Coronavirus on President Trump

Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is Putting All the Blame for His Contracting the Coronavirus on President Trump

NEWARK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Reports are that former New Jersey governor Chris Christie is madder than a spider whose web-making gland isn’t working. Christie, who spoke with the Vox Populi News Agency, admitted that, yes, he is extremely…

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Funny story: Melania Trumps Says That She is 94% Sure That The President Will Drop Out of the Presidential Race

Melania Trumps Says That She is 94% Sure That The President Will Drop Out of the Presidential Race

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump, the woman who knows the President more than anyone else, has just made an astounding prediction. The First Lady told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that, in their 20 years of marriage, she has never seen he…

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Funny story: Governor of New Jersey took a crap on the beech

Governor of New Jersey took a crap on the beech

The Beech, New Jersey - Governor Christie spent the 4th on a beech from which he had removed all citizens, even those that had homes on the beech. This assured he and his family of complete privacy. According to an anonymous family member, our sou...

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Funny story: Governor Christie awakes 200 pounds lighter!

Governor Christie awakes 200 pounds lighter!

Historically obese New Jersey governor Chris Christie awoke hungover and significantly lighter! The now surprisingly normal sized Christie came to in an Atlantic City hotel and was astounded to find himself having lost 200 pounds or roughly 350 Big M...

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Funny story: Meals on Wheels is Feeding People

Meals on Wheels is Feeding People

Savanna, Georgia - As previously reported in the Main Stream Your a Nation here the Meals on Wheels program is short on money to buy food. As Betty Doogooder reported many of the hungry relying on the food delivery service are poor, sick, blind...

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Funny story: FBI: Chris Christie Established Back Channel to KFC Early in Trump Campaign

FBI: Chris Christie Established Back Channel to KFC Early in Trump Campaign

A bombshell report by the New York Times details an FBI investigation into Chris Christie's contacts with KFC as early as March 2016 when he advised then presidential candidate Donald Trump. First son in-law Jared Kushner is also a target in the...

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Funny story: White House Intruder Is Chris Christie

White House Intruder Is Chris Christie

When Secret Service agents caught a half naked man trying to sneak in to the White House at midnight with a backpack, they suspected a terrorist attack or an unstable person. Amazingly, Secret Service agents didn't recognize the man who repeatedly sa...

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Funny story: Uber Fires Christie for Causing Bridge Traffic

Uber Fires Christie for Causing Bridge Traffic

Trenton, NJ - Just when NJ Governor Chris Christie finally found his calling as an Uber driver, Uber has decided to terminate all of his Uber rights, immediately, pending investigation that he caused a traffic jam at the George Washington Bridge.

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Funny story: Christie Lists NJ Mansion on Airbnb, Becomes an Uber Driver

Christie Lists NJ Mansion on Airbnb, Becomes an Uber Driver

Trenton, NJ - After the great "purge" of NJ Governor Chris Christie and his cronies from Donald Trump's presidential transition team, Christie has started his new career as an Uber driver. Originally Christie hoped for the vice presidential nod, a...

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Funny story: Melania Trump calls White House "A Dump"

Melania Trump calls White House "A Dump"

New York, NY - Melania Trump returned from her visit at the White House residence and called her new home "a dump." She refused to speak with her husband, President-elect Donald J. Trump, for the entire helicopter ride home, and resorted to silent t...

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Funny story: Cheetos to Sponsor Trump TV

Cheetos to Sponsor Trump TV

Special to TPN - Cheetos' parent company, Frito-Lay, announced that it will be a primary sponsor of President-elect Trump's TV station, CRUD (Conservative Republicans Under Donald). "It's a natural fit," said Vivek Sankaran, COO of Frito-Lay North Am...

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Funny story: Trump Accepts Lead Role in "Bigly"

Trump Accepts Lead Role in "Bigly"

New York, NY - Donald J. Trump accepted the lead role in the new reality film "Bigly", where Trump plays a boy trapped in a man's body and becomes President of the United States. The reality film concept is a takeoff of the movie "Big" which starr...

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