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Funny story: Fat kids encouraged to do more sport

Fat kids encouraged to do more sport

Japanese companies have begun investing heavily in the UK in people who they see as sports stars of the future - but they are not choosing the most athletic types. The Japanese name for Britain is "Shibō Orokamono no Shima", which translates as "isla...

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Funny story: Nashville Vegan Learns to Fit In Better by Feigning Sickness and Toning Down Her Spark for Life

Nashville Vegan Learns to Fit In Better by Feigning Sickness and Toning Down Her Spark for Life

Tired of feeling always on the outskirts of mainstream society due to her vegan lifestyle and glowing sense of wellbeing, Lindsay Larkin of Nashville, Tennessee, made it a goal to become a little more conventional, by periodically feigning illness an...

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Funny story: (Former) Vegan YouTube Star Returns to Eating Eggs and Fish Due to Abnormally Low Cholesterol, Mercury and Arsenic Levels

(Former) Vegan YouTube Star Returns to Eating Eggs and Fish Due to Abnormally Low Cholesterol, Mercury and Arsenic Levels

To the immense disappointment of his vegan fans around the world, YouTube star and former plant-based advocate Leif Burke announced that, due to health concerns regarding his abnormally low cholesterol, mercury, and arsenic levels, he has again begun...

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Funny story: Modern Diets Lack Lard - New Survey Findings

Modern Diets Lack Lard - New Survey Findings

Once everywhere and now out of fashion, there are many good reasons to cook with lard. Does it feature in your kitchen? Nutritionists have done a startling u turn to recommend the incorporation of lard into all four meals per day according to the...

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Funny story: How Dying Can Lower Your Cholesterol

How Dying Can Lower Your Cholesterol

It seems everyday there is a new way to lower your Cholesterol. You may have heard of eating Cheerios, but that would take weeks of eating and a great-deal of money spent on cereal boxes. What if there was a way to lower your cholesterol instantly with little effort. I met with Dr. Juan Hingo of Harvard University who explained to me that after numerous studies, the institute was able to au...

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Funny story: Great news for being a "Nutter": it lowers cholesterol levels!

Great news for being a "Nutter": it lowers cholesterol levels!

Spoof "Nutters" (readers and writers) have welcomed the news that their "nutty" habits are actually contributing to their health! In fact being a "Nutter" supposedly reduces cholesterol levels in the blood. Spoof expert,and very cracked NUT, Ja...

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Funny story: Amazing Christmas gift! Research reveals 3 Wise Men gave Baby Jesus gift of myrrh to prolong life; Scientists discover its amazing cholesterol lowering properties.

Amazing Christmas gift! Research reveals 3 Wise Men gave Baby Jesus gift of myrrh to prolong life; Scientists discover its amazing cholesterol lowering properties.

LONDON: Scientists have made an amazing discovery regarding myrrh - one of the gifts given to the Baby Jesus by the 3 Wise Men. Myrrh, it seems was not just used as an embalming fluid in ancient times. It also played an important role in lowering...

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Funny story: All The King's Men Sue Due to Hazardous Cholesterol Exposure

All The King's Men Sue Due to Hazardous Cholesterol Exposure

The King's horses are dropping dead in the stables and seven of the King's men are in the hospital with heart problems. The men claim that this is due to a bio-hazardous cholesterol exposure when they were forced to try to put Humpty Dumpty...

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