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Funny story: President Trump Agrees To Stop Calling COVID-19 The Chinese Flu, The Wuhan Flu, and The Chinese Curse

President Trump Agrees To Stop Calling COVID-19 The Chinese Flu, The Wuhan Flu, and The Chinese Curse

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After speaking on the phone with the Chinese leader Xi Jinping for 17 minutes, President Trump has said that he will no longer refer to the Coronavirus as the Chinese Flu, the Wuhan Flu, or The Chinese Curse. Xi Jinping told the...

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Funny story: Bat Soup On Menu Again In Wuhan

Bat Soup On Menu Again In Wuhan

As the Coronavirus continues its relentless march around the globe, the city where it originated had some better news today, when it was revealed that many local restaurants serving local delicacy, Bat Soup, had reopened, and business was brisk. T...

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Funny story: Chinese Takeaway Menu

Chinese Takeaway Menu

Pig Dishes 1. Deep Fried Pig Trotter.......3.50 2. Deep Fried Pig Tail............4.00 3. Deep Fried Pig Ear............4.00 4. Deep Fried Pig Snout........6.00 5. Deep Fried Pig Belly..........4.00 6. Deep Fried Pig Anus..........6.00 7. De...

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Funny story: Chinese restaurants thriving thanks to transsexuals

Chinese restaurants thriving thanks to transsexuals

An obscure delicacy in rural China, "luxury mouse" is now available in Chinese restaurants throughout the UK. It is proving very popular, and receiving rave reviews on websites such as RateMyNosh and Guzzlr. With a thick meaty texture and a velvet...

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Funny story: Chinese Spy Inserts Malicious Chinese Menu Into Mar-A-Lago Restaurant

Chinese Spy Inserts Malicious Chinese Menu Into Mar-A-Lago Restaurant

Mar-A-Lago, Florida April 9, 2019 U.S. Secret Service agents have detained a second Chinese person on suspicion of spying for the Chinese government. The arrest also occurred at Mar-A-Lago, the winter home of President Donald Trump. Unlike the...

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Funny story: Chinese 'Rat a to EEEEEEEgh' dish causes stock exchange meltdown!

Chinese 'Rat a to EEEEEEEgh' dish causes stock exchange meltdown!

With the Chinese economy booming it seems normal Chinese people can afford to go to posh restaurants and enjoy delicacies that were only reserved for the high and mighty of Chinese politics and business. Dog soup, shark fin Chop Suey, Vermin ratat...

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Funny story: Russians poisoning Russians in the UK! And now the Chinese are doing it with their takeaways!

Russians poisoning Russians in the UK! And now the Chinese are doing it with their takeaways!

If Russia, seemingly behind poisonous attacks in the UK, wasn't bad enough! No, the Chinese are also rattling their sabres (not cyber ones) on the Green Island by stuffing their takeaways with deadly salt and sugar! Chinese takeaway lovers who pur...

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Funny story: Chinese pot noodles hit by pizza tsunami!

Chinese pot noodles hit by pizza tsunami!

The basic diet of billions of Chinese is being swept from under their bare feet by an 'Italian tsunami' causing a 'Domino' effect on the nutritional foundations of the most populated country on the planet! Chinese pot noodles, eaten by the rich, t...

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Funny story: Hershey's Kisses Sold in China Include Fortunes

Hershey's Kisses Sold in China Include Fortunes

Beijing, China - Americans love their fortune cookies and consume nearly three billion fortune cookies each year. Americans who eat at Chinese restaurants typically read their fortunes aloud at the end of their meals. But citizens of China have n...

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Funny story: Pandas Removed from Endangered List and Placed on Menu

Pandas Removed from Endangered List and Placed on Menu

With all the new cuddly pandas springing up in zoos and in the wild, people are wondering what they taste like. So at the Duon Gevafuk restaurant in Mainland China, they have begun conjuring recipes and sauces to commemorate this special occasion.

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Funny story: With Two You Get Egg Roll

With Two You Get Egg Roll

JAMESTOWN - If New York property owners complain about a water chestnut problem, they are not talking about Chinese takeout. The European water chestnut, an invasive aquatic plant is not the same as the water chestnut which can be purchased in can...

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Funny story: Torture, the Chinese secret police way

Torture, the Chinese secret police way

There I was minding my own business, visiting at the Museum of the Peoples Republic, and while I was looking over a pair of rare FooManChu chop sticks, I was grabbed from and anesthetized by a whiff of Olong Tea. I awoke, groggy, my hands tied, my...

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Funny story: Chinese Takeaway Plastic Spoon Manufacturer Issues Profit Warning As People Use Own Spoons

Chinese Takeaway Plastic Spoon Manufacturer Issues Profit Warning As People Use Own Spoons

The Rise in popularity of Chinese Takeaway home deliveries where people use their own spoons to eat Chinese food with has caused PorkSpork, the global plastic takeaway spoon manufacturer to issue a profit warning. C.E.O. Mr. Ying Tong Diddle I. P...

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Funny story: Jade Rabbit Chinese Food Rover delivers wrong order to secret NASA Moon Base

Jade Rabbit Chinese Food Rover delivers wrong order to secret NASA Moon Base

The expensive Chinese Food Delivery Rover, Jade Rabbit has mixed up its very first delivery order. A top secret Moon Base which has been built by the U.S.A was due to receive a very welcome "Chinese Special Meal for 100 this morning. I repeated t...

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Funny story: Britain's PM Cameron Brokers New China Deal - Delivery charges dropped on orders within 20 mile radius

Britain's PM Cameron Brokers New China Deal - Delivery charges dropped on orders within 20 mile radius

Prime Minister David Cameron has accidentally negotiated a super deal with China on free delivery of takeaway special meals for two within 20 miles. China has agreed to use its influence on British Chinese food takeaway outlets in a major concession...

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Funny story: Cannibal Cop's Arrest Prompts Bloomberg To Limit Human Flesh Portions

Cannibal Cop's Arrest Prompts Bloomberg To Limit Human Flesh Portions

New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg made the Big Apple less appetizing to the city's cannibal community today, introducing a new Health Department regulation that limits flesh eating to "one pound per person per day." The restriction came on the he...

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Funny story: A Bonny Embryo Marinade

A Bonny Embryo Marinade

Nutely, NJ - Today a new recipe for mangled embryo is sweeping the nation. According to cooking legend, Marda Stewfart, the dish has both the most exquisite taste and presentation of any known to man. According to Stewfart, this dish was invente...

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