Cher Lloyd walks off stage at V Festival after reveller throws bottle of urine at singer Talk about taking the piss - or in this case, throwing it. Still got it! David Beckham rakes in £13.3million from sponsorship deals. The 37-year-old earned more than £36,000 a day endorsing brands including Armani, adidas, Samsung and Diet Coke during 2011. All that and still turing up to watch every Olym...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, 29, a dashingly handsome south coast based spear fisherman (Not true on any count - Ed) today announced his full backing for the Sun newspaper's online 'Target A Troll' campaign. "I'm all for it," Shuttlecock told re...
When it comes to meaningless headlines and insubstantial non-news stories, the British tabloid press are unsurpassed, as The DM proved today by asking the question referred to in the headline of this article. Indeed, the Mail came out on top of to...
In yet another dull showbiz leak, insiders (It's always fucking 'insiders' isn't it?) insist that X-Factor singing sensation Cher Lloyd is to sing a duet with TheSpoof.com's very own Martin Shuttlecock, in the prestigious 'guest slot' on the ailing T...
Following hot on the heels of her worldwide smash hit, 'Swagger Jagger' former X-Factor contestant, Cher Lloyd - described by schoolmates as 'a rat-faced pikey bully' has been offered £5 million to for fuck's sake shut up! An FFSSU spokeswoman tol...
Critics across the UK have sensationally branded Cher Lloyds new single 'Swagger Jagger' as 'utter shite', today. People with ears all over the UK took the decision to reveal their findings after hearing the mouthy cow warble nonsense over a tepid...
Cher Lloyd, the loathsome stick insect from ITV's The X-Factor and Cheryl Cole-Tweedy's clone, was mobbed at Heathrow airport yesterday, when 'fans' went wild. The 'singer' had been in L.A for a few weeks, shopping, and pretending to be important,...
Sources are telling Skoob Entertainment News that the four are to form an all girl singing band along the lines of Diana Ross and the Supremes, or Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, but with lashings of spitting, swearing, meltdowns, fainting, and temp...
Cher Lloyd has tonight revealed that Yes the rumours are all true. The revelation came just hours before she was due to go on stage for the final time on the X-factor. Friends say she is worried that these revelations will effect her career if...
Skoob Entertainment News Exclusive - sulky diva, and alleged brat, Cher Lloyd has just triumphed over Ireland's sweetheart, 'Tesco' Mary Byrne in the X-Factor sing off. Prompting fury in the already financially besieged Emerald Isle, with several...
Highly respected recording artiste, Pixie Lott has distanced herself from the current row surrounding X-Factor wannabes Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd by simply having nothing whatsoever to do with any of that malarkey. Pixie, who served as a stand...
The world of showbiz is reeling from the double shock revelation that not only is Cher Lloyd a twelve year old boy, but Cheryl Cole is related to her...him. Not many people are expressing surprise at the revelation of Cheryl Cole being male howev...
LONDON - Manchester United's Chicharito, whose real name is Javier Hernandez Balcazar, told a reporter for The Manchester Morning Manc that he loves watching the English singing competition show, X-Factor. Chicharito, who is from Guadalajara, Mexi...
Sources close to the X-Factor (some bloke who lives a few houses down from the contestant's house) have told SEN that divas Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel are planning to have likenesses of X-Factor favourite Wagner Carillho in his Elvis jumpsuit, comp...
Two members of the boyband One Direction are believed to be planning to defect to the dark side of the music business. They have been offered an undisclosed amount of money to leave Simon Cowell's stable of manufactured music puppets and sign to Psy...
From 'Would You Ever Adam and Eve it inc.', Totally unverified. - Malvern chanteuse Cher Lloyd, who took the X-Factor by storm on Saturday with a heart rending rendition of 'Stay' by Shakespeare's Sister, who used to be the bit daggy one out of Banan...
LONDON - The 17-year-old X-Factor student Cher Lloyd, from Malvern, Worcestershire, has stated that getting booed at the Tinie Tempah concert was not only shocking, but disgusting, horrendous, and bordering on lunaticesque. She stated that it has...
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