I really want to know just what it is about men that women dislike so much? I mean, why do you women bother with us men at all? We are no longer a biological necessity because you women conned men into tossing off in cups (HOW HARD WAS THAT?) in order to build huge genetic banks from which you may make withdrawals, so you women can pick and choose certain physical and mental traits for your...
Admin staff at social networking sites have been forced to withdraw 'Smileys' and 'Emoticons' from chat rooms and discussion boards in a desperate bid to halt the spread of a potentially dangerous virus. Smiley's are tiny animated characters that...
Facebook, the internet social networking site is to face a strong challenge from its newest rival Facebutt. * The new site is similar to Facebook, but with the added quirk of asking members to post a picture of their bottoms instead of their faces...
US Air Force officials continue to provide deployed Airmen and their families with Web-based communication tools, allowing officials to monitor e-mail and instant messaging from virtually anywhere in the world. "AFIM," the Air Force Instan...
Washington D.C. - An announcement at a press conference here may change the circle of friends President Bush has chosen for himself.
London, United Kingdom. A new phenomenon was witnessed today. For the first time a group of people on a conference call Net Meeting successfully attempted a sustainable Virtual Mexican Wave. The event was on a sales incentive call by...
Most people find love in the usual places. For example, in the modern age of the computer most people are satisfied with spending all of their waking hours trawling through seedy chat rooms in search of that someone special, after all people often sa...
Punxsutawney, PA. Local woman says the Internet has given new meaning to her life. Mary Helen McFlugle of Pine Street, Punxsutawney has found a new purpose in life- helping others in chat rooms and forums on the Internet.
It’s my two cents…That '75 El Camino you see tooling around Beverly Hills with the "#1 Delroy Lindo Fan" bumper sticker belongs to none other than yours truly... As I creep closer and closer to death's door, I still get a thrill going online into X-Men chat rooms and calling everyone virgins...Whoever came up with the word "gusto" is a genius!...I'm no scientist, bu...
Late last night, geeky internet chat rooms were ablaze with rumours and discussions that a hot girl had entered a comic book and RPG store of her own free will. “She didn’t have a boyfriend with her or anything!” wheezed a pimply faced teen witness, wanting only to be known as ‘The Magnificent Exhorter’. “So it wasn’t like she was only there to please someone! She was genuinely inte...
This week, Dolph Lundgren became the world's first ever chatroom celebrity, under the assumed name of 16_inch_bicep_34m. Dolph wowed onlookers with his nifty use of verbs and coloured writing. His wry use of the "Voice Chat" feature a...
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