The Royal Buttocks Theatre in London's East End is performing a New Dicken's 'Xmas Carol'. The narrator is named Carol and is a beautiful black chick with large breasts (probably real). She is covered with pieces of strategically placed Holly. Sc…
Shane Worthington, better known to the world as the feared Ghost of Christmas yet-to-come in Charles Dicken's epic story of redemption is feeling depressed. Speaking to us, without the stilts, pointy fingers, and black capes that he usually wears,…
(NOT EDITED) Wakefield, Yorkshire, UK: During his annual rounds of delivering presents to his clientele, Santa had a slight disruption at roughly 03.00 GMT on Christmas Eve. Attempting a dodgy landing near Wakefield prison, to deliver presents to…
A man who considers himself something of a bookworm, has revealed how, over the last few months, he has had the misfortune to have selected for reading several books that have turned out to be an absolute bag of shite. Moys Kenwood, 55, reads book...
BOSTON, MA, CHRISTMAS DAY -- Archibald C. Reilly III, born to a wealthy North Carolina family of tobacco barons in 1932, has spent his eighty-six years on this Earth with the single-minded purpose of accruing a vast amount of wealth. Through a long s...
A couple who went to view a council house in the West Midlands were astonished when the next-door-neighbor emerged from his own home, looked the newcomers up and down, unzipped the fly in his jeans, and urinated in his privet. The incident took pl...
The ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and yet to come now do all of their work by email, it has been revealed. Speaking to us, for the first time since 2008, the three ghosts have told us that due to the amount of greed, and lack of basic humanity,...
Charles Dickens depiction of life in Victorian orphanages, Oliver Twist, has now been turned into a 2017 reality horror show by a bunch of Scrooges who run a daily meal service in a Catholic school in North London! It seems as though little Oliver...
What the hell? Absolutely awful book. The main character performed NO magic, made nothing vanish and there was NO mention of his award winning and long running Las Vegas show. I feel cheated. I was expecting a nasty looking character, covered in make-up, pretending not to be gay, prancing around conjuring things. What did I get? Some whiny story about blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Back in the 1850's Charles Dickens wrote an editorial about a man who had been wrongly arrested for robbery. The real criminal was arrested and later convicted, he served 5 years in Prison. The man who was wrongly arrested spent 40 years in jail. The...
In the time honoured traditions of Charles Dickens and Dickensian Britain the Royal Mail is launching a scheme designed to make sending this year's greeting cards more affordable to those on lower incomes, in other words, the entire population! Eb...
George Osborne will today announce plans to limit the amount of children people who earn less than £40,000 a year can have. While he raises prescription charges for the same group and places a high rate of tax on contraception as well as supporting...
Like an unfinished Charles Dickens novel, the life of the Red Sox centerfielder has taken on caricature and hyperbole during the 2012 season. With a few games left in the season, Ellsbury was yanked from the lineup for several games. No one was ta...
What noble words did Rondo say at the postgame press conference? We did not hear, "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far far better rest that I go to than I have ever known." Sydney Carton was a version of Ra...
Whether Paul Pierce will turn out to be the hero of the game, this satiric profile will show. Paul Pierce admits the game is not scripted. After throwing up a clanker with seconds left in a chance to beat the San Antonio Spurs, Celtic Paul Pier...
Shock stories emerged from London, England, yesterday that the ghost of the world famous author had returned on the 200th anniversary of his birth. One spine-tingling story concerned the mysterious disappearance of young David Copperfield's pet go...
A survey was carried out yesterday, in Nottingham's City Centre. by Woodstock Appraisals Ltd's assessor Tim Burr, on behalf of the Nottingham branch of the Charles Dickens Appreciation Society, funded by the City Council's Education Spokesman Oliver Dickens. Nottingham's City Centre visitors were each asked: Will you be celebrating Charles Dickens Birthday? Here is a selection of the surve...
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