One of the greatest players to ever dribble a basketball, Charles Barkley, has said that he supports the LGBTQ community. He noted that he knows several members of extremists groups who are closet gaylords and lesbionics. He then commented that…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that Rudy Giuliani has gone from the top of the mountain top (as mayor of New York City in 2001) to the depths of the NYC sewer system (as a Russian ass-kisser) in a span of only 20 years, 6 months…
KALAMAZOO, Michigan – (Sports Satire) - After an extensive two-year research study a medical scientist in Kalamazoo, Michigan has developed an astounding pill that when swallowed with 18 ounces of Gatorade completely wipes out the dreaded athlete's…
Denver Nuggets star center Nicola Jokić became the first player in NBA history to score the sequence of 23-35-27-31-29-20- 21-35-47-13-50-35- 12-22-23-43-33-16- 15-41-24-19-39-37- 20-28-26-32-12-34- 29-28-20-37-16-21- 14-17-27-25-26-17- 27-17-29-47-2…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports News) – Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that two of the fattest sports analysts on television, Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'Neal, have done gone and stepped in it again; the it being a pile of horseshit. Barkley, known a…
ATLANTA - There are rumblings in the front office at TNT Sports regarding Kobe Bryant. Now that Los Angeles Lakers doctors have said that Bryant is out for the rest of the season TNT is considering hiring the Lakers superstar to be a sports analys...
LOS ANGELES - TNT sports analyst Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley was in LaLaLand visiting his friend Jay Leno who was recently fired from the Tonight Show. Charles was asked by Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review what he thought about the Los...
NEW YORK CITY - There is no doubt in anyone's mind that Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman is one of the biggest trash talkers in professional football. Even TNT color analyst Charles "Fat Mouth" Barkley, who was a big trash talker when h...
PASADENA, California - Old Man Winter did not make an appearance at The Rose Bowl as many Florida State and Auburn fans dressed in short sleeved shirts and shorts. Many of the female students wore halter tops and Daisy Duke shorts as they saw FSU...
ATLANTA - If there is one thing that TNT NBA studio analyst Charles Barkely can be counted on it's that he'll stick his big ugly shoe in his big ugly mouth. The NBA 2013-2014 season has just barely started and already The Fat Bro is up to his same...
SACARAMENTO, California - The owner of The Sacramento Kings, Vivek Ranadive has just announced that former NBA player Shaquille O'Neal has just become part owner of the Sacramento Kings. Ranadive told the sports media that he is excited about havi...
CLEVELAND - Charles Barkley was in Cleveland doing a little fishing on Lake Michigan. He was asked by Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti what he thought about Metta World Peace signing with the New York Knicks. "Hercules? Dude,...
MIAMI - Former NBA all-stars Shaquille O'Neal and Charles Barkley flew into Miami to talk to the Miami Heat ownership. The Heat just won the 2012-2013 NBA Finals by defeating The San Antonio Spurs in a hard fought best four out of seven series tha...
ATLANTA - TNT sports analyst Charles Barkley called NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's recent comments "turrible, turrible, turrible". Goodell responded to a request from ten United States Senators asking the owner of the Washington Redskins to chan...
MIAMI - When local sportscasters constantly praise one team over another it is called being a homer. But when they do it in the NBA Finals it is called a cheap shot. Those were the sentiments of TNT analyst Charles Barkley. The man known as The Fa...
MIAMI - Charles Barkley AKA The Fat Bro was grinning from ear-to-ear as he bet on the Miami Heat to defeat the Indiana Pacers in the decisive game 7 of the best of 7 Eastern Conference Championship. The Heat had no trouble disposing of the Pacers...
MIAMI - The Miami Heat took game one in the NBA Eastern Conference Finals as they edged out the Indiana Pacers 103-102 in overtime. Charles Barkley said he was at the game but he was dressed incognito. A fan who spotted Charles, known as "The Fat...
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