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Funny story: Definition of Chaos Updated to Include Trump

Definition of Chaos Updated to Include Trump

The standard dictionary definition now has an added clause: cha·os, /'keI,as/, noun, : complete confusion and disorder : a state in which behavior and events are not controlled by anything (see Donald Trump's Presidential Candidacy). Languag...

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Funny story: As The World Reels From the Ukraine, Events Follow Elsewhere

As The World Reels From the Ukraine, Events Follow Elsewhere

United Nations, NYC, NY (STT News) - In North Korea, Harmonic, Joyful and Heavenly Leader of All Living Things, Kim Jong-Un, announced that his nation can no longer stand by and allow Israel to threaten its borders from afar. As a signal of warning t...

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Funny story: Rupert Giles

Rupert Giles

Rupert Giles studied at Oxford University, but dropped out before earning a history degree to become a voyeur, or "watcher," as his father and grandmother Edna had been before him. Rather than taking his wayward son to task for wasting what could have been a superb education at one of the world's leading universities, Giles' father approved of his decision, affirming it as a fulfillment of his "de...

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Funny story: Laced ...

Laced ...

According to Greek mythology, the beginnings of things started with Chaos or yawning nothingness, and Genesis says 'The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep'. Then came the 10th Commandment-'thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's'. Herodotus (4...

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Funny story: Greece to European Union : We're Oughta Here, EU Can Ab-Zorba our Debts!

Greece to European Union : We're Oughta Here, EU Can Ab-Zorba our Debts!

The EU came one step closer to the financial abyss today with highly sensitive reports that the Nation of Greece , unable to placate tax dodging civilians, unsustainable pensions and perks for government workers was going to take the easy way out an...

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Funny story: Tommy's Tea Break Fiasco

Tommy's Tea Break Fiasco

There was a right royal rumble in Barnsley today at the headquarters of 'The Yorkshire Tea Company' when Tommy Cassidy opened a flask of coffee at morning tea break. Tommy was retiring at the end of the week after 47 years service and wanted to...

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Funny story: Village Chaos Thanks To Hungarian's Satnav

Village Chaos Thanks To Hungarian's Satnav

A Hungarian lorry driver brought chaos to an English village when his satellite navigation device directed him down a narrow country lane when he was looking for Budapest. He ignored weight, height and width restrictions and drove his 40-ton vehic...

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Funny story: Bank Holiday chaos predicted in Government Gnome Coning Fiasco

Bank Holiday chaos predicted in Government Gnome Coning Fiasco

Geoff Hoon the Secretary of State for Transport was forced to apologise to the house this morning after a disastrous mix up in a secret Government laboratory in Croydon. Due to a spelling error by a junior staff member the Human Genome Cloning pro...

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Funny story: Mild breeze causes UK chaos

Mild breeze causes UK chaos

Most of the UK ground to a halt yesterday when a mild breeze caused gridlock on the transport system, forcing schools and businesses to shut. The Met Office says that it had issued a warning of a low to moderate breeze, but some sources say that c...

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Funny story: Oldham Drug Dealer Offers 'All You Can Handle For A Fiver ' Deal - Chaos Ensues.

Oldham Drug Dealer Offers 'All You Can Handle For A Fiver ' Deal - Chaos Ensues.

Oldham, UK - On Friday night, Oldham drug dealer Billy J Whizz offered local junkies as much gear as they could handle for a one-off promotional price of a fiver for all you can handle between the hours of ten pm and two am. Local drug users flock...

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Funny story: Accrington Alien Invasion Latest

Accrington Alien Invasion Latest

Accrington, Lancashire - Live - I just met up with the mayor of Accrington in a pub by the cemetary. In the distance we can hear the shocking sounds of ray guns, lasers, and the the crack of cricket bat on alien head. The mayor of Accrington, the...

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