BROWARD COUNTY, Florida - Former NFL football player Chad Johnson AKA Chad Ochocinco walked out of the Broward Country Jail after only serving 7 days of a 30 day sentence. According to an inside source (no pun intended) Ochocinco was let out early...
BROWARD COUNTY, Florida - Well it appears that Chad Johnson AKA Chad Ochocinco, keeps taking two steps forward and three steps back. The former NFL wide receiver who played for the Cincinnati Bengals and the Miami Dolphins seems to be a magnet for...
FT. LAUDERDALE, Florida - Chad Johnson, or Chad Ochocinco as he is known in the wide, wide world of sports, was arrested by the FLPD. According to Sporting Chance Magazine, Ochocinco was handcuffed after a neighbor reported that he had been playin...
The curse of Ochocinco lingers in Foxboro with the New England Patriots. Yes, after a lackluster season, the new '85', Brandon Lloyd, found his $3million bonus in a locked room- and the Patriots confiscated his key. Released, Lloyd has no clai...
DAVIE, Florida - Last month former NFL wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, in a span of 48 hours, headbutted his wife Evelyn, got released by the Miami Dolphins, lost his unaired reality show, and was hit with divorce papers. Mr. 85, was found guilty of...
FACEBOOK Chad Ochocinco: Hey Evie are you there honey biscuit? 9:03 a.m. Evelyn Lozada: Yeah I'm here, whatcha want fool? 9:06 a.m. Chad Ochocinco: Baby, don't call me a fool. You know it hurts my feelings sugar lips. 9:09 a.m. Evelyn Lozada: Don't you call me sugar lips you mean, hateful, head-butting chump. 9:13 a.m. Chad Ochocinco: I'm sorry about dat babe. I lost my temper a...
LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen has certainly seen his share of ups and downs on the roller coaster of the marital world. Sheen confessed to Barbara Walters on The View that many times in his marriages and/or relationships he has felt like he was noth...
The latest trend for tabloid heart-throbs and Mensa failures is the short marriage for reality TV athletes of football and basketball. Today in court is Kris Humphries, the man formerly of the divorced New Jersey Nets that have taken up with Brook...
DAVIE, Florida - Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson, formerly known as Chad Ochocinco, and his wife the erotically sultry Evelyn Lozada-Johnson are headed to the Big D (Divorce). Their amusement park ride marriage which only lasted 41 days has...
MIAMI - A spokesperson for the NFL Miami Dolphins, Clyde "Cleats" Cantabrini, has just stated that they have terminated wide receiver Chad Johnson, better known as Chad Ochocinco (#85). Cantabrini spoke with Tango Brisket, a reporter with Sports T...
DAVIE, Florida - Chad Johnson, who is better known as Chad Ochocinco, is regarded as one of the most conceited athletes in the history of sports. Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily recently interviewed "Mr. 85" and she came away fe...
We knew there was trouble last week for Chad Johnson, formerly known as the sleight-of-hand artist Ochocinco. Like Ralph Kramden of the Honeymooners, he had let his bluster get out of hand. As part of the publicity campaign for Hard Knocks, the fa...
What's in a name? Doesn't the rose smell as sweet by any other name? So stated Shakespeare in one of his lucid moments about football antics. In a sporting example, the rose is no sweetheart, but a number. The oft-maligned Chad Ochocinco (or was t...
Adios, Ochocinco. The Patriots have seen the lantern in the steeple, and your horse has left without you. Happy Trails to you until we meet again. We harbor no ill will toward the player who disappointed so many New England Patriots fans. He was a...
Chad Ochocinco may be on a permanent honeymoon after this summer. He will have one big reception right after his wedding ceremony. And, Tom Brady won't be throwing it. While the New England Patriots have kept the future Mr. Johnson on the payroll,...
NEW ENGLAND - NFL Wide Receiver Chad Ochocino told ESPN sports anchor Stuart Scott before the game on Sunday, "Give me the damn ball!" Stuart Scott was taken back because no one told him he was going to carry anyone's ball that day. However, repor...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tila Tequila, prima donna slash diva who many are calling the Filipino Kate Gosselin said that she nearly overdosed on crackers. She said that luckily her maid, Blanca Horchata, 48, found her, laid her on her stomach, and proceede...
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