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Funny story: Walmartians have taken over the world

Walmartians have taken over the world

Back in the old days, people used to collect themselves at the cave in the middle of the woods, look up at the stars and the constellations and make up stories about the various diagrams they saw in the sky. You know, Orion, The Big Dipper, The Littl...

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Funny story: Evidence of stone age cross dressing found in a French cave

Evidence of stone age cross dressing found in a French cave

Archaeologists have uncovered what they believe to be the earliest example of cross dressing in a cave in Southern France. It is a find that they have dated back to thirty-five thousand years BC, smashing the four thousand BC record previously held b...

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Funny story: Tooled up cavemen indicate increase in knife crime figures since 2000BC

Tooled up cavemen indicate increase in knife crime figures since 2000BC

Researchers have discovered stone tools in Norfolk, UK, that suggest that early humans arrived in Britain nearly a million years ago - or even earlier. Ever since then, knife crime has been on the increase. In 2000BC alone there were a dozen...

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Funny story: Two anthropologists killed in Pelosi's vagina cave-in

Two anthropologists killed in Pelosi's vagina cave-in

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) -- Two anthropologists were killed early Thursday morning when the walls of Nacy Pelosi's vagina collapsed while they were studying Neanderthal Cave Paintings discovered therein last year. Killed were Nevada's famed Dr. Dian...

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Funny story: Cavemen move into Jennifer Aniston's V2 rocket display

Cavemen move into Jennifer Aniston's V2 rocket display

Jennifer Aniston has some unwelcome visitors in her back garden. A group of Neolithic cavemen have set up home in Aniston's antique World War II German V2 rocket collection.

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Funny story: Conjecture on Future of Humanity

Conjecture on Future of Humanity

The children are not are future, rather it is the cavemen to whom we must look for much needed guidance. For a while, it was pirates who were the subjects of the public’s ever obtrusive eye. Ninjas then grappling-hooked their way to the top of the latter. I still feel they were a bit overrated.

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