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Funny story: Donald Trump Claims He and Carrie Prejean Would Make Excellent Idol Judges

Donald Trump Claims He and Carrie Prejean Would Make Excellent Idol Judges

Donald Trump is the latest celebrity to throw his hat in the ring and beg for a judge's seat on the next season of American Idol. He also believes that former Miss California USA, Carrie Prejean would make an excellent female judge, more so than Jenn...

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Funny story: Shanna Moakler Says That Carrie Prejean Is A Bigger Hypocrite Than Dick Cheney

Shanna Moakler Says That Carrie Prejean Is A Bigger Hypocrite Than Dick Cheney

LOS ANGELES - One of the directors of the Miss USA Pageant, Shanna Moakler has stated that she has never in her life known a bigger hypocrite than Carrie Prejean, with the one possible exception of Dick "The Dick" Cheney. Moakler, ex-wife of Blink...

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Funny story: Carrie Prejean's Brother Says He'll Buy All Of Her Sex Tapes And Toss Them In The Pacific Ocean

Carrie Prejean's Brother Says He'll Buy All Of Her Sex Tapes And Toss Them In The Pacific Ocean

OXNARD, California - Carrie Prejean's brother, Bobby "Loose Lips" Arkanada has said that he wants to buy all of his sister's sex tapes and destroy them by tossing them in the Pacific Ocean. L.L. as his ex-girlfriend D.D. calls him, said that he do...

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Funny story: Carrie Prejean Finally Admits It - She Has Fallen Madly In Love With Herself

Carrie Prejean Finally Admits It - She Has Fallen Madly In Love With Herself

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - The ex-Miss California, Carrie Prejean, was in Cheyenne on the western leg of her book signing tour for her book Still Standing But Listing Badly. Miss Prejean stopped to have lunch at a local Taco Terrifico Diner. She was chat...

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Funny story: Carrie Prejean Proud of Her Christian Implants

Carrie Prejean Proud of Her Christian Implants

In multiple interviews this past week, ousted California beauty queen, Carrie Prejean says that she is "proud" of her breast implants and that they fall under, or more appropriately stated, rise to the guidelines set forth by her church leadership.

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Funny story: 27 More Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Have Been Found

27 More Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Have Been Found

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - The dethroned Miss California, Carrie Prejean, was in Green River signing copies of her latest book Still Standing But Listing Badly. And by all looks of things it now appears that there is not just one sex tape starring Car...

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Funny story: A Sex Tape of Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes Carrie Prejean Surfaces

A Sex Tape of Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes Carrie Prejean Surfaces

SALT LAKE CITY - The ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean was in town at a book signing event for her book Still Standing But Listing Badly. One of the seven persons who was in line asked her if it was true that she had made a sex tape. Prejean was t...

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Funny story: Finally! - Miss California, Carrie Prejean Settles Her Beauty Pageant Lawsuit

Finally! - Miss California, Carrie Prejean Settles Her Beauty Pageant Lawsuit

EL SEGUNDO, California - After months of legal haggling and maneuvering, the case of Carrie Prejean, Miss California vs. The Miss California Pageant and Amalgamated Entity USA, has been settled. When the 22-year-old Miss Prejean was asked for the...

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Funny story: The Ex-Miss California, Carrie Prejean Files A Whole Bunch of Lawsuits

The Ex-Miss California, Carrie Prejean Files A Whole Bunch of Lawsuits

MALIBU BEACH, California - Speaking from a rented beach house in Malibu Beach, ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean has announced that her attorney Magenta Duffydyke has filed several lawsuits on her behalf. Named in the various lawsuits are The Fede...

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Funny story: Students Release Crystal Defanti Sequel Shocker!

Students Release Crystal Defanti Sequel Shocker!

SACRAMENTO, CA - Things took an unexpected turn for the better today at Sugar's Shack boutique in Sacramento, California when ousted Miss California Carrie Prejean and reigning Isabelle Jackson Elementary school Porn Queen Crystal Defanti apparently...

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Funny story: Crystal Defanti De-Flowers Carrie Prejean in CA Boutique

Crystal Defanti De-Flowers Carrie Prejean in CA Boutique

SACRAMENTO, CA - Things took an unexpected turn for the better today at Sugar's Shack boutique in Sacramento, California when ousted Miss California Carrie Prejean and reigning Isabelle Jackson Elementary school Porn Queen Crystal Defanti apparently...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert, Carrie Prejean Catfight Turns Heads in Fashion Alley

Adam Lambert, Carrie Prejean Catfight Turns Heads in Fashion Alley

SAN DIEGO, CA - Security guards at San Diego's popular Fashion Alley Shopping Mall had a tough time separating Carrie Prejean and Adam Lambert early Sunday afternoon when a verbal spat between the two became physical. The outdoor food court of Fas...

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Funny story: Carrie Prejean really fired for not being in two places at once?

Carrie Prejean really fired for not being in two places at once?

Los Angeles, California - As the now former Miss USA's scheduling records will eventually prove, if ever they are released under this politically charged atmosphere not experienced since the Salem witch-burning saga during the colonial era of pre-Ame...

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Funny story: E-E-T News: Mr. Chastity Bono, Madonna Goes Native And Miss Kalifornia

E-E-T News: Mr. Chastity Bono, Madonna Goes Native And Miss Kalifornia

(Atlanta-GA) Marine Rick Duncan said he survived the attacks on the Pentagon of September 11th. He then claimed surviving a roadside bomb in Iraq. The problem? He was never a Marine or even in the United State Armed Forces. And his name isn't Rick Du...

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Miss California: "You're Fired! Give Me Your Sash and Tiara"

Donald Trump To Miss California: "You're Fired! Give Me Your Sash and Tiara"

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump's support of Carrie Prejean, the reigning Miss California has gone out the window. The Trumpster dumped her in the dumpster like a hot tamale. An aide to Mr. Trump, who owns the Miss USA Pageant, said that he overheard...

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Funny story: Carrie Prejean Enjoys Night of Debauchery, Rebellion in San Francisco

Carrie Prejean Enjoys Night of Debauchery, Rebellion in San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Residents of Fog City were shocked last night when Carrie Prejean showed up in full pageant attire, ready to paint the town red. Fresh from being relieved of her Miss California title by "Old Mack" Donald Trump (presumably for...

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Funny story: Blowjobs refusal strips Carrie Prejean

Blowjobs refusal strips Carrie Prejean

California - (Horny Ass Mess): Weeks of schmoozing, drooling, cajoling, pleading and begging on his goddam sodding knees have ended with Donald Trump, 69, stripping Carried Prejean. In public. Right from the start Prejean, 22, was adamant that...

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