Washington - Missouri Senator and all-around douchebag Josh Hawley claimed that he ran like a scared rabbit from the January 6th Capitol rioters he had only a few hours earlier given a fist salute because he was “running late to catch a flight to Can…
Springfield, MO - At a sentencing hearing for a Capitol rioter accused of violently reacting to the 2020 Presidential election, and Trump loss, by attacking the U.S. Congress, a Federal Judge ordered the man to spend 30 days in a local jail. After…
Washington - After he was lambasted by right wing commentator Tucker Carlson on Fox News for correctly pointing out that the January 6th violent right wing insurrection, fomented by President Trump to stop the vote count in Congress, was carried out…
TEXAS - Chippendale's male exotic dancers are booked solid with their new act, The 'Ins'erection' Strippers. "Man, you wouldn't believe how many horny Trump hags there are out there in the suburbs," told Butch Manly, the head of the Chippendale da…
It seems as though the Attorney General of the United States, Merrick Garland, may have cold feet. While resembling the nervous Don Knotts, Mr. Garland proudly announced that after one whole year, his Justice Department has arrested and convicted ove…
So Donald Trump wasn't napping during the riots of January 6 at the Capitol building. Instead, Trump watched the riots on television from the dining room off of the Oval Office. And because of his silence and inaction, he must have been rooting for t…
Mara -a -Hole, FL - After catching a whiff of Kyle Rittenhouse's fame, and the popularity of his acquittal for shooting BLM protesters, Trump has decided to claim self defense on the Capitol riot investigations. Although no legal scholar could fin…
Washington - Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn, who had pledged to decertify the Presidential Election before January 6th based on the completely false claims of Donald Trump, who lost the election, grilled representatives of Facebook in a Congress…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The former resident of the White House, DJT, a person who spent more time on the damn golf course than horny rabbits spend having coitus has finally admitted something that everyone already knew. Speaking with repor…
Washington - Ohio Representative Jim Jordan, who was just eliminated from participation in a January 6 Capitol Riot special committee formed by Nancy Pelosi, was visibly disappointed at a news conference in which he appeared with House minority chair…
Former Vice President Mike Pence announced that the January 6th storming of the Capitol was just one bad day. Forget about it. It’s history—no need for a commission to study the cause and all that jazz. Or, January 6th was a: So What Day! Pass t…
Why the big need for an investigation about the January 6th insurrection of the United States Capitol? We already know the who and why. The who was Donald Trump, and the why was because the sore-sport lost the election. He’ll probably start anoth…
Remember Benghazi? When Hillary Clinton was the Secretary of State and wanted to upgrade foreign embassies located in troubled countries? Benghazi was one of those embassies. Senator Mitch McDonnell said No. Mitch McConnell said he wanted to…
Despite the nonstop footage dedicated to the recent spectacle at the U.S. Capitol, there is much more to the story than we have been told. We should, by now, know at least two things about Donald Trump: The first, of course, is that he lacks a mora…
Following the shutdown of right wing conspiracy-laden platform, Parler, GOP members must now find alternative means to communicate with their followers. This comes as tech firms Apple and Google have pulled the app from their app stores, and Amaz…
Capitol building rioter Jake Angeli, better known as the Q Shaman, or the twat in the hat, has been attacked by a buffalo as he made his escape from police yesterday. The 33-year-old, who suffers from small penis syndrome, was seen bare-chested, w…
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