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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Heard That Britney Spears Is On Suicide Watch

Donald Trump Says He Heard That Britney Spears Is On Suicide Watch

TOMBSTONE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has broken the story that Britney Spears is allegedly on suicide watch. And she noted that the statement came from none other than Donald John Trump himself. Trump was…

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Funny story: Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene Both Agree That VP Kamala Harris is Actually Swedish

Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene Both Agree That VP Kamala Harris is Actually Swedish

DETROIT – (Satire News) – Marjorie Taylor Greene accompanied her all-time hero and fantasy crush Donald J. Trump to the Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit for a pre-2024 campaign rally. A reporter with Detroit’s Channel 71 Eye-Spectator News estimated…

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Funny story: President Trump Brags That His Border Wall Has Stopped The Flow of Counterfeit Tortillas

President Trump Brags That His Border Wall Has Stopped The Flow of Counterfeit Tortillas

MUFFLER SMOKE, Michigan – (Satire News) - President Trump spoke at a MAGA Campaign Haters Rally before a crowd of 89 to 91 people, who were shivering in the 17 degree weather. He told the crowd that he felt as fit as a five-month-old baby. He even…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Cancelled His Scheduled Campaign Rally in Alabama

President Trump Has Cancelled His Scheduled Campaign Rally in Alabama

TATER TOT, Alabama – (Political Satire) - A representative with the Trump Campaign Rally Committee has informed the news media that the planned pep rally in Tater Tot has been cancelled. The pep rally was to have been held in the Governor George C…

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Funny story: Coronavirus Experts Warn That as Many as 900 Trump Supporters at His Tulsa Campaign Rally Could Catch C-19 if They Do Not Protect Themselves

Coronavirus Experts Warn That as Many as 900 Trump Supporters at His Tulsa Campaign Rally Could Catch C-19 if They Do Not Protect Themselves

Miami – Officials with the Atlantic Coast Commission For The Control of The Coronavirus are warning that President Trump supporters attending the GOP rally in Tulsa could all be walking into a disease-infested trap. Poindexter St. Water, with the...

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Funny story: Trumpers Will Have To Take IQ Test At Rally

Trumpers Will Have To Take IQ Test At Rally

Oklahoma- Donald Trump supporters planning on attending this weekend's big 'Open Up 'Merica' rally here in Tulsa, Oklahoma, will have to sign a waiver, clearing Trump of any liability if they catch the coronavirus. But they'll also have to take an IQ...

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Funny story: More and More Networks are Choosing Not to Telecast Trump’s Daily Pandemic/Campaign Rally Press Conferences

More and More Networks are Choosing Not to Telecast Trump’s Daily Pandemic/Campaign Rally Press Conferences

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Several more networks have now opted to no longer allow the president to use his daily Coronavirus press conferences as self-serving campaign pep rallies. CNN and MSNBC have now joined The New York World Register, The Hollywood...

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Campaign Rally Attendance Keeps Going Down, Down, Down

Donald Trump’s Campaign Rally Attendance Keeps Going Down, Down, Down

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It is no secret that Trump has become extremely concerned at the fact that, due to the Coronavirus situation, attendance at his rallies has dropped off by as much as 65%. His campaign team is seeing more and more empty seats, an...

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Funny story: A Louisiana Stripper Says If She Contracts The Coronavirus She’ll Make It A Point To Attend All Of Trump’s Campaign Rallies

A Louisiana Stripper Says If She Contracts The Coronavirus She’ll Make It A Point To Attend All Of Trump’s Campaign Rallies

LAFAYETTE – The New Orleans Recorder Chronicle has just learned that a stripper from Louisiana hates President Donald Trump so much, that she'll attend his rallies if she gets infected with the Coronavirus. Ambrosia Boochee, 27, who dances under t...

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