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Funny story: California Wildfire Insurance Now Runs An Average of $7,000 a Month!

California Wildfire Insurance Now Runs An Average of $7,000 a Month!

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that due to the thousands of damn wildfires that have hit California, the cost of wildfire insurance has gone up by as much as 817%. Leilani Oahu-Roofy, 43, who is an insurance agent with the Pr…

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Funny story: California Firefighters In An Act of Desperation Are Pouring Strawberry Kool-Aid On The Wildfires

California Firefighters In An Act of Desperation Are Pouring Strawberry Kool-Aid On The Wildfires

VACAVILLE, California – (Satire News) – Reports being put out by The Alpha Beta News Agency, are that thousands of California firefighters are running out of ideas as to how to fight the damn wildfires that are continuing to relentlessly burn out-of-…

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Funny story: The California Wildfires Are So Damn Hot That Fisherman Are Catching Fish That Are Already Cooked

The California Wildfires Are So Damn Hot That Fisherman Are Catching Fish That Are Already Cooked

MARILYN MONROE, California – (Satire News) – The hundreds of California wildfires continue to burn out of control. Ipso Facto News reports that meteorologists have verified that some of the fires including the Tinsel Town fire and the Avocado Vall…

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Funny story: Texas Is Sending 900 Bulldozers To Fight The Out-of-Control California Wild Fires

Texas Is Sending 900 Bulldozers To Fight The Out-of-Control California Wild Fires

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Texas Senate has announced that they have agreed to send 900 fire-fighting bulldozers to help fight the dozens of fast-moving wild fires in the Left Coast state. Senator Harmon K. Finstermund, a Democrat from Nacogdoch…

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Funny story: President Trump Blames The California Wildfires on Fireflies

President Trump Blames The California Wildfires on Fireflies

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump attended church services at Our Lady of The Perpetual Swamp - well, actually, he drove by the church on his way to get breakfast at McDonalds. According to a White House insider, the President rem…

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Funny story: A Noted Meteorologist Says The California Wildfires are Being Fanned by the Coronavirus

A Noted Meteorologist Says The California Wildfires are Being Fanned by the Coronavirus

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Satire News) - One of the nation’s leading meteorologists has just announced that 89% of California’s wildfires are being fanned by the Coronavirus. Dr. Irving Ortega stated that, after a 16-week extensive study, he…

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