RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – (Satire News) – Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres has just named the former Bruce Jenner, now Caitlyn Jenner, the Ugliest, Most Masculine Transexual in California. Jenner says that now that she no longer has a pee-pee she has…
MALIBU BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Caitlyn Jenner, the world’s most famous transsexual, next to RuPaul, confided to iNews writer, Kitty Segovia that the Trumptard made a pass at her two years ago. Jenner, was once a fantastic male Olympian…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – There is much sadness in the Land of The Kardashians, as the step-father of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney (Kardashian), along with Kylie and Kendall Jenner's biological father, has just been dumped. The highly heartbroken Ca…
THE FOLLOWING TEXTS WERE COMPILED BY THE SENIOR WRITER FOR TITTLE TATTLE TONIGHT, PICO DE GALLO MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, AARON RODGERS, MELANIA TRUMP, & CAITLYN JENNER Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight – I just want you to know that I am not as ugl…
RANCHO SANCHO, California – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News reports that trangender/transsexual Caitlyn Jenner is thrilled to announce that (s)he has become engaged. The former Bruce Jenner, told IFN’s Redwood Fingerboo, that her fiancé is Harvey…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kris Jenner recently told "The View's" Whoopi Goldberg, that her ex-husband and now soon-to-be ex-husband-wife-husband is perhaps the most effed up guy-gal in America. Mama Jenner said that Caitlyn recently told his BFF…
HOLLYWOOD – Caitlyn Jenner, the former Bruce Jenner, Olympic champion and Wheaties box adorner has made a startling revelation. The transgender Tinsel Town diva told Pia Confetti, with Celebrity Globe Magazine, that just after Trump won the Electo…
The announcement Friday that Caitlyn Jenner had entered the recall race for California governor caught the standup comedians, and comediennes, off guard. But by the late night show they will have regrouped and the trans jokes will be forthcoming. Her…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - The former Bruce Jenner, and now Caitlyn Jenner, has just been elected president of the Pink Lives Matter movement. Ms. Jenner beat out three other individuals who were vying for the job that will pay $900,000 a year,…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Caitlyn, the former Bruce Jenner, Olympic champion and Wheaties box adorner, has made a startling revelation. The transgender Tinsel Town diva told Fox News that, just after Trump won the Electoral College election, he…
Somewhere Over the Rainbow, USA -- After Olympics swimmer Bruce ("The Deuce") Jenner, Breakfast of Champions, announced his new identity as a "woman" named Caitlyn, the name has become more unpopular with parents of newborns than any other girls' nam...
A new study by the New England School of women's Psychology Studies has confirmed what many sceptics have always believed. This study proves beyond a reasonable doubt that women are almost always, but not sometimes, psychologically deficient when it...
Facepalm! Headdesk! Jihadi Donald is quickly running out of targets for his smear campaign and he must think of something fast, otherwise his silent-no-more majority might fall asleep and sink back into silence. Not to worry, though. His politi...
The recent controversy over Bruce Jenner cutting off his genitals and getting a boob job has been seen everywhere. But a philosopher has a question for those who worship him/her/it. "Why did you decide to like Bruce Jenner now, instead of before...
Transgender superstar Caitlyn Jenner will be joining the cast of the daytime drama "Bold and the Beautiful" this September. Caitlyn will be playing Vanessa Forrester a mysterious aunt who arrives in LA to claim her share of the Forrester Creations...
Odessa Tx:Sen Ted Cruz(R)TX has a secret, and he is about to expose it in an upcoming issue of "Horse and Hound" magazine. Cruz has been busy doing a cover shoot for the equestrian inclined mag since April. "I'm sooooo excited about this cover...
The Jenner/Kardashian family are no strangers to controversy. The latest chapter in the saga however may just see them land in hot water with animal rights groups such as PETA and the SPCA after Caitlyn has agreed to fund her beloved moggie with enou...
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