BILLINGSGATE POST: The below article appeared in the September 2004 edition of the prestigious BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL, for which it received the coveted Bulshitzer Prize. Perhaps some of the current readers and contributors to The Spoof are not awar...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Taking a line from Al Czervik, played by Rodney Dangerfield in the movie “Caddyshack,” President Trump was overheard whispering; “Hey baby, you must have been something before electricity,” as he engaged in an air kiss with the ag...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In response to Democrats claiming that President Trump hasn't done enough to stop terrorists from making bombs in the United States, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced today that Carl Spackler has been named Bomb Cz...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Last night, outlined against a somber blue-grey October sky in Denver, Colorado, Mitt Romney brought back images of Pestilence as he exterminated the rodent-like Barack Obama during the fateful debate witnessed by 50 million part...
Bill Murray returned this year to entertain the crowd in between crushing a few golf balls at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am Tournament, but one prank on the famous par three 7th hole, cost Tiger Woods a hole-in-one. Murray, a Saturday Night Live comedic...
PYONGYANG - Bobby Jones, move over. In the after-world of departed golfers who quit the game while they were ahead, Jones stood alone since 1930. The golf legend who retired an amateur at age 28 after winning four of the sports's major championshi...
NEW YORK - Carl Spackler, the golf course maintenance man of Caddyshack fame, was commissioned by New York Mayor Bloomberg to clear out the thousands of Occupy Wall Street varmints who had taken over the space for nearly two months. Bloomberg said...
Carl Spackler tells President Obama that he will seek sanctuary in Tibet if drafted to go out to find and kill Osama bin Laden. The crafty golf course handyman who dedicated his life to the eradication of a mischievous groundhog in the epic war m...
The Dalai Lama took time out from his Presidential Visit to the United States to meet with a golf caddy, according to uncomfimed reports. Carl Spackler, a groundskeeper at the Bushwood Country Club, says that the Lama always sees him when he comes h...
Stockholm, Sweden - Apparently reprising his beloved role as the emotionally challenged greenskeeper, Carl, obsessed with killing a renegade gopher in the original Caddyshack movie, Bill Murray was arrested by Stockholm police in the early morning ho...
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