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Funny story: Emergency COBRA Meeting at Downing Street as US Ambassador Says Johnson-Trump Relationship Will Be 'Sensational'

Emergency COBRA Meeting at Downing Street as US Ambassador Says Johnson-Trump Relationship Will Be 'Sensational'

Panicked Downing Street sycophants and lickspittles were said to be running around in circles this morning, as America's ambassador to the UK said relations between the UK and the US are going to be "sensational" now that Boris Johnson is nominally i...

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Funny story: Salford man in hiding after admitting "I never met Mandela"

Salford man in hiding after admitting "I never met Mandela"

A Salford man is currently receiving specialist counselling after voluntarily admitting "I never met Mandela". Police are asking for others in a similar position to come forward for their own protection, and so that they can be offered appropriate su...

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Funny story: Olympic offshoots to make debut in 2012

Olympic offshoots to make debut in 2012

Due to the unexpected success of the COBRA committee at preventing terrorist attacks at the Olympic games (the Olympic stadium is still standing as of this article going to print) a number of offshoot committees and think tanks have been set up with...

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Funny story: Bong fires of the vanities erupt over Britain

Bong fires of the vanities erupt over Britain

London - A spate of nationwide arson attacks was being blamed today on dodgy 'bongs' similar to one that caused the 1666 Great Fire of London. Ministry of Skunk sources issued an immediate recall of the entire 'Zomby' range of imported hookahs fol...

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Funny story: Missing cobra in New York causes havoc in Central Park as it attacks a bitch!

Missing cobra in New York causes havoc in Central Park as it attacks a bitch!

The cobra that went AWOL out of the New York zoo has been located in Central park after several twitters led local snake hunters on a wild mongoose (they love snakes too) chase. It was spotted by two male New Yorkers escorting their bitch out for...

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Funny story: COBRA meets amid tsunami fears as Russian nuclear sub sinks off Grimsby coast

COBRA meets amid tsunami fears as Russian nuclear sub sinks off Grimsby coast

Menwith Hill - (Tectonic Mess): UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown has chaired an emergency COBRA meeting this morning following widespread tsunami fears.

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Funny story: "Human Flies" mount daring prison escape with help of a "ladder"

"Human Flies" mount daring prison escape with help of a "ladder"

Prison guards looked on with amazement as two daring convicts escaped from a top security prison in Leicester by climbing a ladder.

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Funny story: COBRA meets amid monstrous security fears

COBRA meets amid monstrous security fears

London - (Associated Mess): The COBRA intelligence committee has met once again in Downing Street amid growing security fears voiced by the Joint Chiefs of Staff after the unexpected discovery of a 70,000-year-old stone carving of a python's head...

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