Burnley Football Club broke its transfer record by signing a sack of gravel from Dinamo Zagreb to bolster its midfield in the summer, and the inanimate building material is likely to make its first appearance in the Premier League against Aston Villa...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Outlined against a blue-gray September sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In biblical lore, they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. These are only aliases. Their real names are Wood, Firmino, Mané and Alexand...
New Bristol Rovers manager Graham Coughlan says taking on the job is an "extremely proud moment" after "10 years as a bridesmaid" in other roles. The 44-year-old was appointed as the League One side's new boss on a two-and-a-half-year deal on Sunday,...
After being rejected by Manchester United, suspended by Manchester City, and snubbed by just about everybody else, controversial striker, Carlos Tevez is allegedly enthusiastic about an offer from Burnley. Who have put in an offer to Manchester Ci...
Fanatical Burnley FC supporter, Tommy Dobson sparked outrage today when he he described fans of fierce local rivals, Blackburn Rovers, as: "Stupid bastards." The remark was sparked by Sky TV coverage of the Blackburn Rovers v Bolton Wanderers rele...
Blackburn Rovers, affectionately known by fans of bitter local rivals Burnley, as "T' Bastards" emerged victorious in a fiercely contested North East Lancashire derby by a single goal at Turf Moor. Condemning the Clarets to almost certain relegati...
The lads and lasses of Burnley are facing up to Premier League relegation with a smile on their faces and a spring in their step, pleased that their club made it to the big time and gave it their best shot. It hasn't all been doom and gloom for Cl...
Footballers aren't usually too well known for their intellectual prowess, but there is always an exception to the rule, and Burnley FC defender Clarke Carlisle is one of those exceptions. An outstanding one! Yesterday, Clarke Carlisle won his seco...
Sports analyst Doctor Michael Kane today attempted to explain Burnley's miserable Premier League away form to legions of disappointed fans. Reeling Burnley today squirmed as they were mercilessly battered into submission 5-2 by Aston Villa. Many p...
Former Burnley manager Owen Coyle today revealed the real reason behind his move from Burnley to Bolton Wanderers - He wanted to get closer to his comedy idol, Peter Kay. Coyle also revealed that he turned down a summer move to Celtic because it w...
Following Owen Coyle's shock defection to Bolton Wanderers, Burnley Chairman, Frank Sideboard this evening announced that the Premier League club already had it's eye on a possible successor. "We're giving serious consideration to offering Billy C...
Following the outbreak of swine flu at Blackburn Rovers there are fears that the football fixture list could be decimated. Sam Allardyce, the Rovers boss set the blame squarely at the door the of the Premier League, and hinted that the infection m...
Blackburn Rovers will tomorrow entertain neighbours and bitter rivals Burnley at Ewood Park tomorrow under tighter security measures than anything that ever existed at Guantanamo Bay. Burnley supporters, regardless of where they live, will be forc...
The north east Lancashire town of Burnley, home of Premier League newbies Burnley FC was today faced with a massive clean-up operation after a tsunami in the Leeds-Liverpool canal flooded the town centre with billions of gallons of oily water. The...
Despite being banned from signing any new players over the next two transfer windows, Chelsea aren't particularly worried about this latest sanction. "Hey, the governor is a Russian oligarch," a spokesman for the club told us. "We're used to ducki...
Football fans in the town of Burnley have vowed to get sober before Sunday's Premiership clash with Everton, following a booze fuelled en-masse three day bender after the club defeated Premier League Champions and last year's Champions League finalis...
With the season only one game old, it appears that relegation favourites Burnley, are living up to their billing following a 2-0 defeat away at Stoke City. Manager, Owen Coyle told us: "It's no looking good. If we cannae scrape a result at Stok...
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