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Funny story: The World's Greatest Matador El Gazpacho Is Gored In Laredo, Spain

The World's Greatest Matador El Gazpacho Is Gored In Laredo, Spain

LAREDO, Spain - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (Spain) has just informed their readers that the world's greatest matador Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho was gored in Laredo, Spain's Generalisimo Francisco Franco Bullring. El Gazpacho was fig…

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Funny story: Mexico Names The Bullfighting Rodriguez Brothers As The 2022 Sportsmen of The Year

Mexico Names The Bullfighting Rodriguez Brothers As The 2022 Sportsmen of The Year

MEXICO CITY - (Sports Satire) - Mexico's national news agency, Las Maracas, has just named their 2022 sportsman of the year. This year the highly respected news agency has announced that for the first time, the balloting ended in a tie. The 400…

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Funny story: Spain’s Famed Bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho Signs a Multi-Million Dollar Contract to Fight in Mexico

Spain’s Famed Bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho Signs a Multi-Million Dollar Contract to Fight in Mexico

MADRID, Spain – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated has just confirmed that the greatest matador in the world has just signed a $3.6 million contract to appear in half a dozen bullfights in Mexico. Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, the pride of…

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Funny story: Spanish Bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho Denies The Shakira Romance Rumors

Spanish Bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho Denies The Shakira Romance Rumors

PAMPLONA, Spain – (Sports Satire) – Spain’s most popular matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has told Spain’s national news agency, El Toro News, that the recent rumors romantically linking him to Colombian belly dancer/singer Shakira are not true…

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Funny story: Mexico Reveals Its Stance on Atheist Women Who Pose in The Nude

Mexico Reveals Its Stance on Atheist Women Who Pose in The Nude

AGUASCALIENTES, Mexico - (Satire News) – Rosendo Reynosa, spokesman for the Republic of Mexico, has informed the international news media that, after months of discussion, the government has decided they will now take a stand on the issue of atheist…

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Funny story: Spain’s Great Matador El Gazpacho is Now Considered The Tom Brady of Bullfighting

Spain’s Great Matador El Gazpacho is Now Considered The Tom Brady of Bullfighting

MADRID – (Sports Satire) - Spain’s major sports network, Las Pelotas, has just named famed bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho as the greatest matador in all of Spain. The fearless native of Barcelona is considered to be the Tom Brady of the b…

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Funny story: Spain Announces That Bullfighting is Scheduled to Return in Late September

Spain Announces That Bullfighting is Scheduled to Return in Late September

MADRID – All of Spain’s matadors are thrilled to learn that they will be able to return to the bullring on September 27. One of Spain’s greatest bullfighters, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, said that he was so excited when he heard the news, that he…

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Funny story: Spain’s Leading Matador Will Be Playing Professional Soccer in The USA

Spain’s Leading Matador Will Be Playing Professional Soccer in The USA

NEW YORK CITY – Zorro La Bamba, with Sports Bet Gazette, is reporting that Spain’s leading bullfighter, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has just signed a contract to play for the New York Red Bulls of Major League Soccer (MLS) in the United States. T...

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