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Funny story: A Brazilian Bullfighter Gets Arrested For Molesting Several Bulls

A Brazilian Bullfighter Gets Arrested For Molesting Several Bulls

ISLA DE LAS MUCHACHAS, Brazil – (Satire News) – The Amazon Jungle News Agency, has made it known that second-string matador Ramon De Los Ramones, 32, has been taken into custody by undercover Brazilian law enforcement officers. Acting on an anonym…

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Funny story: El Gazpacho, The World’s Greatest Matador Sells Out Two Bullfights in Madison Square Garden in 13 Minutes

El Gazpacho, The World’s Greatest Matador Sells Out Two Bullfights in Madison Square Garden in 13 Minutes

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has just made it known that the world's greatest bullfighter, has sold out two bullfighting performances at New York’s Madison Square Garden in a record-setting 13 minutes. The Barcelona-bor…

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Funny story: Spain’s Famed Bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho Signs a Multi-Million Dollar Contract to Fight in Mexico

Spain’s Famed Bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho Signs a Multi-Million Dollar Contract to Fight in Mexico

MADRID, Spain – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated has just confirmed that the greatest matador in the world has just signed a $3.6 million contract to appear in half a dozen bullfights in Mexico. Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, the pride of…

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Funny story: Spanish Bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho Denies The Shakira Romance Rumors

Spanish Bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho Denies The Shakira Romance Rumors

PAMPLONA, Spain – (Sports Satire) – Spain’s most popular matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has told Spain’s national news agency, El Toro News, that the recent rumors romantically linking him to Colombian belly dancer/singer Shakira are not true…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Tearfully Addresses The Brad Pitt Break-Up Rumor

Demi Lovato Tearfully Addresses The Brad Pitt Break-Up Rumor

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – A reporter with Hollywood Vis-à-Vis asked Demi Lovato about her May-December relationship with Brad Pitt. Lovato told Hacienda Dakota with HVAV that it doesn’t look good. When pressed by Dakota, the songstress t…

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Funny story: Spain’s Greatest Matador El Gazpacho is Gored in Madrid

Spain’s Greatest Matador El Gazpacho is Gored in Madrid

MADRID – (Sports Satire) – Spain’s national news agency Las Pelotas is reporting that the nation’s greatest matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has been gored in Madrid’s Eva Longoria Bullring. Las Pelotas stated that El Gazpacho, was momentaril…

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Funny story: Spain’s Leading Matador Will Be Playing Professional Soccer in The USA

Spain’s Leading Matador Will Be Playing Professional Soccer in The USA

NEW YORK CITY – Zorro La Bamba, with Sports Bet Gazette, is reporting that Spain’s leading bullfighter, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has just signed a contract to play for the New York Red Bulls of Major League Soccer (MLS) in the United States. T...

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Funny story: Spain Cancels All Bullfights – Matadors Are Demanding a Bailout

Spain Cancels All Bullfights – Matadors Are Demanding a Bailout

MADRID – The Sunday ritual of “Ole! Ole! Ole!” has just been silenced in the European country of Spain. The head of the Bullfighters Union, Paco McFlaco, 43, has informed all union matadors that, effective immediately, all bullfights have been off...

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Funny story: Mexico Has Mandated That All Bullfighters Will Now Be Required To Wear Raincoats In The Bullring

Mexico Has Mandated That All Bullfighters Will Now Be Required To Wear Raincoats In The Bullring

MEXICO CITY – Mexico’s Federation of Bullfighters has just issued a directive that came about due to the Coronavirus. Fernando “Pee-Wee “ Caballo, spokesperson for the FB, said that, by a 7 to 3 vote, every matador who performs in Mexico will now...

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