BROOKLYN - ((Sports Parody) - New York's top Mafia family has just bought seven sports bars in Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, and the Bronx. The Goombalini's who are headed up by Salvatore Goombalini, are the most feared Mafiosos in the entire five…
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - The former prime minister of England recently visited America, with the idea of moving here. It's no secret that Boris has told more than a lot of people that he is just simply fed up with the politics of Parli…
BROOKLYN - (World Satire) - The Brooklyn town council has voted 11 to 1, to ban speed bumps from the downtown area. The universal purpose of speed bumps is to slow vehicles, cars, trucks, taxis, and buses down, but in Brooklyn where everyone, EVER…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer is reporting that the prostitute industry in the Bronx and Brooklyn is really in a tizzy. Reporter Carmine Calatino reported that the city of New York has implemented a 12% upcharge on…
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - McDonalds is thrilled to announce the opening of their first three-story fast food restaurant in the United States. The corporate powers that be got the idea for a multiple story fast food eatery after reading…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Brooklyn Police Dept. has just learned from an undercover female officer, that prostitutes working the streets of Brooklyn, are so desperate that they are accepting food stamps in lieu of good old US greenbacks. One…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Way back in the summer of 1968, the Lovin' Spoonful sang the hit song "Summer In The City." And now fans of the Spoonful can sing "It's One Fucking Hot-As-Hell Summer In The City." And as damn hot as the temps are, there…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Police Department has just issued a notice that 91% of all Brooklyn prostitutes would rather wear short shorts instead of short skirts. Detective Jacobi Ribbatiski, stated that when hookers wear their tight…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The female name Karen has now become about as popular as the name “C*nt.” The nation’s leading linguist, Reginald P. Peckerweather, 77, defines the word Karen as a despicable slang term for an obnoxious, angry, entitled,…
CUCUMBER CREEK, Rhode Island – (Satire News) – Little 8-year-old dare devil sensation Billy “Rocket Boy” Pizzquilly was bound and determined to prove that he can get his rocket contraption, which he named “Bitchfire,” to travel at speeds exceeding 12…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo recently sat down with Goombalini crime family boss Salvatore Goombalini at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in Brooklyn. The two, who go way back to the days of the infamous Big Apple…
BROOKLYN – (Sports Satire) – In what is being billed as the world’s first boxing match in which one of the boxers was in a wheelchair, the Willie Sambuca vs. Bobby Pistachio fight was a huge success. Flyweight boxer Willie “Wheels” Sambuca, who ha…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – New York City Police are reporting that Rudolph William Louis Giuliani is actually a zombie. NYPD said that they got over 200 calls reporting a zombie sighting, and, after investigating, they ascertained that it was…
CHICAGO – Historical experts are really concerned that the way that statues are being torn down and taken down, it won’t be too long before the nation’s statues are all gone. They noted that out of 27 statues of Confederate General Robert E. Lee,…
BROOKLYN, New York – Joey Chestnut won his 13th straight Nathan's Famous July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest, as he put away a grand total of 75 hot dogs in only 10 minutes. Joey says that he warms up by eating a quart of strawberry Jello which he…
BROOKLYN – Miki Sudo is a member of the Major League Eating Federation, and she has captured national eating titles in many categories. Over the July 4th holiday, Miki easily won the womens division of the Nathan’s Famous July Fourth Hot Dog Eatin…
Brooklyn – The head of one of New York City’s most notorious crime families, says that he and his ‘employees’ will not shelter-in-place, and there is no one who can make them. A reporter with The New York World Register newspaper recently talked t...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
