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Funny story: Brooklyn Streetwalkers Prefer Wearing Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Miniskirts

Brooklyn Streetwalkers Prefer Wearing Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Miniskirts

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Police Department has just issued a notice that 91% of all Brooklyn prostitutes would rather wear short shorts instead of short skirts. Detective Jacobi Ribbatiski, stated that when hookers wear their tight…

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Funny story: Noah’s Ark Discovered in Brooklyn Navy Yard

Noah’s Ark Discovered in Brooklyn Navy Yard

Noah’s Ark, missing for thousands of years, has been found, in what scientists are describing as the greatest archaeological discovery in human history. The legendary boat turned up in a long-abandoned Brooklyn Navy Yard building. Stunned archeolo…

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Funny story: Brooklyn Reports That 2,909 Women Named Karen Have Changed Their Name

Brooklyn Reports That 2,909 Women Named Karen Have Changed Their Name

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The female name Karen has now become about as popular as the name “C*nt.” The nation’s leading linguist, Reginald P. Peckerweather, 77, defines the word Karen as a despicable slang term for an obnoxious, angry, entitled,…

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Funny story: Rhode Island’s 8-Year-Old Dare Devil "Rocket Boy" Ends Up Crashing Into A Vietnamese Nail Salon

Rhode Island’s 8-Year-Old Dare Devil "Rocket Boy" Ends Up Crashing Into A Vietnamese Nail Salon

CUCUMBER CREEK, Rhode Island – (Satire News) – Little 8-year-old dare devil sensation Billy “Rocket Boy” Pizzquilly was bound and determined to prove that he can get his rocket contraption, which he named “Bitchfire,” to travel at speeds exceeding 12…

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Funny story: The Mafia Wants The Word “Mafioso” Sticken From The Dictionary

The Mafia Wants The Word “Mafioso” Sticken From The Dictionary

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo recently sat down with Goombalini crime family boss Salvatore Goombalini at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in Brooklyn. The two, who go way back to the days of the infamous Big Apple…

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Funny story: A Boxer in a Wheelchair Loses a Split Decision to a Normal Boxer

A Boxer in a Wheelchair Loses a Split Decision to a Normal Boxer

BROOKLYN – (Sports Satire) – In what is being billed as the world’s first boxing match in which one of the boxers was in a wheelchair, the Willie Sambuca vs. Bobby Pistachio fight was a huge success. Flyweight boxer Willie “Wheels” Sambuca, who ha…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani’s Face Is Horribly Melting, Proving The Man Is a Damn Zombie

Rudy Giuliani’s Face Is Horribly Melting, Proving The Man Is a Damn Zombie

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – New York City Police are reporting that Rudolph William Louis Giuliani is actually a zombie. NYPD said that they got over 200 calls reporting a zombie sighting, and, after investigating, they ascertained that it was…

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Funny story: Historical Experts Predict That Within a Year There Won't Be a Single Statue Left Anywhere in the USA

Historical Experts Predict That Within a Year There Won't Be a Single Statue Left Anywhere in the USA

CHICAGO – Historical experts are really concerned that the way that statues are being torn down and taken down, it won’t be too long before the nation’s statues are all gone. They noted that out of 27 statues of Confederate General Robert E. Lee,…

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Funny story: Joey “The Stud” Chestnut Easily Captures The Annual Nathan’s Famous July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest

Joey “The Stud” Chestnut Easily Captures The Annual Nathan’s Famous July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest

BROOKLYN, New York – Joey Chestnut won his 13th straight Nathan's Famous July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest, as he put away a grand total of 75 hot dogs in only 10 minutes. Joey says that he warms up by eating a quart of strawberry Jello which he…

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Funny story: The Amazing Miki Sudo Captures The Women’s Hot Dog Eating Contest for the 7th Year in a Row

The Amazing Miki Sudo Captures The Women’s Hot Dog Eating Contest for the 7th Year in a Row

BROOKLYN – Miki Sudo is a member of the Major League Eating Federation, and she has captured national eating titles in many categories. Over the July 4th holiday, Miki easily won the womens division of the Nathan’s Famous July Fourth Hot Dog Eatin…

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Funny story: New York City Mafia Members are Refusing to Shelter-in-Place

New York City Mafia Members are Refusing to Shelter-in-Place

Brooklyn – The head of one of New York City’s most notorious crime families, says that he and his ‘employees’ will not shelter-in-place, and there is no one who can make them. A reporter with The New York World Register newspaper recently talked t...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Says That New Yorkers Better Start Self-Isolating

Brooklyn Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Says That New Yorkers Better Start Self-Isolating

BROOKLYN – Infamous crime boss, Salvatore Goombalini, has issued a statement that he hopes the residents of New York City will pay attention to. Sal, as his family, his close friends, and law-enforcement officers call him, said that he is putting...

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Funny story: A Brooklyn Liquor Store Had a Line Outside With People Waiting To Rob It

A Brooklyn Liquor Store Had a Line Outside With People Waiting To Rob It

NEW YORK CITY – The New York World Register is reporting that most liquor stores in the five New York boroughs are doing booming business. Cortez Bellisario, who owns The Spirits of Brooklyn Liquor Store, said that his high sales volume indicates...

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Funny story: Acquaintances Reluctantly Concede that Super Cool-Seeming Guy Is In Fact Really Cool

Acquaintances Reluctantly Concede that Super Cool-Seeming Guy Is In Fact Really Cool

Several months after handsome, charismatic 38-year-old Hopper Bartlett moved to town, even those residents of Nashville, Tennessee, who'd been keen to find a chink in his super cool facade were forced to conclude that Hopper was, in fact, a really co...

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Funny story: How Did a Piano End up in NYC's East River?

How Did a Piano End up in NYC's East River?

it's sitting pretty, right under the Brooklyn Bridge, but nobody knows how it got there. Speculation is rampant though. Here are a few of the rumors: -- Billy Joel, The Piano Man, put it there to create publicity for his next concert. -- The ghost of Liberace is responsible. He's still looking for a candelabra to complete the picture. -- The piano may be the first piece of a huge or...

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Funny story: Man dresses up as lead singer of Whitesnake to propose to girlfriend, arrested for looking like a weirdo

Man dresses up as lead singer of Whitesnake to propose to girlfriend, arrested for looking like a weirdo

Brooklyn- New York, 43 year old Bakery assistant Douglas Barnes has been arrested for loitering in the hall way of his Girlfriend's apartment building. Barnes who was waiting for his girlfriend to come home from work so he could propose was dress...

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Funny story: A Brooklyn Cab Driver From Afghanistan Caught With 32 Social Security Cards With His Name

A Brooklyn Cab Driver From Afghanistan Caught With 32 Social Security Cards With His Name

BROOKLYN - Charzanbul Canbar, who works as a Brooklyn cab driver, first came to the United States from Afghanistan in May of 2007. In that time he managed to work 7 days a week, 12 hours a day, and he finally saved enough to buy his own taxi cab.

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