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Funny story: Acquaintances Reluctantly Concede that Super Cool-Seeming Guy Is In Fact Really Cool

Acquaintances Reluctantly Concede that Super Cool-Seeming Guy Is In Fact Really Cool

Several months after handsome, charismatic 38-year-old Hopper Bartlett moved to town, even those residents of Nashville, Tennessee, who'd been keen to find a chink in his super cool facade were forced to conclude that Hopper was, in fact, a really co...

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Funny story: How Did a Piano End up in NYC's East River?

How Did a Piano End up in NYC's East River?

it's sitting pretty, right under the Brooklyn Bridge, but nobody knows how it got there. Speculation is rampant though. Here are a few of the rumors: -- Billy Joel, The Piano Man, put it there to create publicity for his next concert. -- The ghost of Liberace is responsible. He's still looking for a candelabra to complete the picture. -- The piano may be the first piece of a huge or...

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Funny story: Man dresses up as lead singer of Whitesnake to propose to girlfriend, arrested for looking like a weirdo

Man dresses up as lead singer of Whitesnake to propose to girlfriend, arrested for looking like a weirdo

Brooklyn- New York, 43 year old Bakery assistant Douglas Barnes has been arrested for loitering in the hall way of his Girlfriend's apartment building. Barnes who was waiting for his girlfriend to come home from work so he could propose was dress...

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Funny story: A Brooklyn Cab Driver From Afghanistan Caught With 32 Social Security Cards With His Name

A Brooklyn Cab Driver From Afghanistan Caught With 32 Social Security Cards With His Name

BROOKLYN - Charzanbul Canbar, who works as a Brooklyn cab driver, first came to the United States from Afghanistan in May of 2007. In that time he managed to work 7 days a week, 12 hours a day, and he finally saved enough to buy his own taxi cab.

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Funny story: Italy Outlaws The Use of The Word Mafia

Italy Outlaws The Use of The Word Mafia

ROME - Pasquale Pettigolezzo, a reporter with The Daily Vino has just stated that Italy has passed a law that it says it should have passed years ago. Pettigolezzo said that the Italian Senate voted unanimously to ban the use of the word Mafia.

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Funny story: Brooklyn Mob Boss Tells Kirstie Alley To Stop Messing With Leah Remini

Brooklyn Mob Boss Tells Kirstie Alley To Stop Messing With Leah Remini

BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini, the head of the notorious Goombalini family, has issued a message to Kirstie Alley and the other members of the Church of The Scientific Method. The Brooklyn Mob boss stated in no uncertain terms that Alley better...

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Funny story: Liam Hemsworth Shocked At Ex-Fianceé's Miley Cyrus' MTV Music Video Awards Vulgar Performance

Liam Hemsworth Shocked At Ex-Fianceé's Miley Cyrus' MTV Music Video Awards Vulgar Performance

LOS ANGELES - Liam Hemsworth who ended his engagement to Miley Cyrus several months ago said he could not believe his eyes as he watched the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards Show which were held in the Barclay Center in Brooklyn. Hemsworth said that wh...

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Funny story: Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Tells President Obama His Offer To Capture Edward Snowden Still Stands

Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Tells President Obama His Offer To Capture Edward Snowden Still Stands

BROOKLYN - The notorious Mafioso Salvatore Goombalini, who heads one of New York City's biggest mob families, has informed President Obama that his offer of a week ago still stands. Goombalini, who is the eldest of 10 brothers, let the president k...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Jennifer Lopez Had A Bikini Line Tattoo Removed

The Reason Why Jennifer Lopez Had A Bikini Line Tattoo Removed

NEW YORK CITY - The rumor that Jennifer Lopez could be breaking up with her boy toy Casper Smart has just gained some credence. An unidentified source said that J.Lo paid a visit to a tattoo parlor in Brooklyn to have an intimate tattoo located on...

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Funny story: Kobe "Boo-Hoo" Bryant Says His Mama Stole His Stuff

Kobe "Boo-Hoo" Bryant Says His Mama Stole His Stuff

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant who missed the first round of the Los Angeles Lakers NBA playoffs because his foot was hurt now says that his mama has bruised the hell out of his ego. Bryant is madder than a woodpecker in Antarctica because his mother h...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Wants To Run For Public Office

Lady Gaga Wants To Run For Public Office

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga says that she is tired of sitting around and doing nothing due to her back problem. The "Born This Way" singer sat down with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Revue at a Flat As A Pancake Pancake House in Brooklyn. She dis...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says That He Has Never Received A Massage From John Travolta

Rush Limbaugh Says That He Has Never Received A Massage From John Travolta

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh responded to John Travolta massage innuendos by saying he is so angry he is fit to be tied. "El Rusho" caught himself and stated, "Ah make that mad. I'm as mad as a wet hen. Ah, make...

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Funny story: Rihanna Desperate For Money Puts Her Caribbean Island, St. Songstress, On The Market For $8.3 Million

Rihanna Desperate For Money Puts Her Caribbean Island, St. Songstress, On The Market For $8.3 Million

BROOKLYN - Rihanna was in Brooklyn visiting her cousin Agrafina Fannyfitz, 22, who had just had a baby girl. The baby named Rapunzelina Fannyfitz is being regarded as one of the biggest babies to ever be born in Brooklyn. Dr. Offenhauser F. Qui...

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Funny story: Facebook Sues Hot Brooklyn Chick for Causing Share Value to Plummet by Deleting Facebook Account

Facebook Sues Hot Brooklyn Chick for Causing Share Value to Plummet by Deleting Facebook Account

Facebook has filed an $18 billion lawsuit against 22-year-old Kendall O'Hara of Brooklyn, New York, for intentional interference with Facebook's much-anticipated initial public offering of stock to small-time investors. On the day of the Facebook...

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Funny story: Hipster Havoc! Hipster's Friends Discover He's Country Music Fan

Hipster Havoc! Hipster's Friends Discover He's Country Music Fan

Russell Moody's hipster friends had always found it tough to pinpoint Russ's musical tastes. Russ, a longtime resident of Greenpoint, Brooklyn, generally told his buddies he liked "such a crazy range of music" that it was impossible to categorize in...

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Funny story: Confused Occupy Wall Street Activist Defends Trayvon Martin's Killer George Zimmerman

Confused Occupy Wall Street Activist Defends Trayvon Martin's Killer George Zimmerman

Yesterday in Zuccotti Park, New York City, headquarters of the Occupy Wall Street movement, confused Occupy activist Jonas Field spoke up on behalf of George Zimmerman, the self-appointed Neighborhood Watch guard who shot and killed unarmed African-A...

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Funny story: Kiddie Cappuccinos Sold in Brooklyn; Ho-Hum, Say Kids

Kiddie Cappuccinos Sold in Brooklyn; Ho-Hum, Say Kids

The latest rage in Park Slope Brooklyn is the fake cappuccino, developed to convince toddlers they're getting designer drinks just like the ones adults are ordering up. Yeah, right! A spoof reporter who understands baby talk has conducted interviews with a number of Brooklyn toddlers and has discovered that they are not deceived. Moreover, they are disgusted by the charade. Here's a sample...

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