Former British Prime Minister David Cameron is looking for a new body guard after his existing one was banned from British Airways flights. The ex-SAS, six-foot-six protection officer, who has fought off angry Brexiteers and violent socialists to...
Following the unexpected deviation from the scheduled flightpath, on Monday, of its London to Düsseldorf service, British Airways has announced its newest innovation in air travel - 'Mystery Destinations'. Flight BA3271 took off from London City a...
Disaster was narrowly averted today when the pilot of a British Airways Jumbo Jet mistook a school playing field for an airport runway, and landed his flight on it. The flight, BA296, from Chicago to London Heathrow, should have been 2 miles farth...
A Spanish military aircraft pilot who admitted almost causing a mid air collision with a B.A. passenger aircraft on Saturday tested negative for mandatory alcohol and drugs tests on his return. The pilot explained to the Gibraltar authorities that he...
BA and Virgin Airways have had many altercations and now the climate has reached "bitch fighting" because BA's boss has tipped that Branson and his airline will be shot down in 5 years. Instead of suing the BA boss, Sir Richard, in his typical brash...
Residents living near Istanbul airport were amazed this morning when a plane flew overhead bearing the British Airways livery. As it looked as though it might be landing, crowds flocked to the airport to see this rare phenomenon. Disembarking pas...
HeathROW, London: Staff armed with loud hailers, ordered travellers to leave the airport and go home or else to a hotel. One woman shouted back: "We have nowhere to go." Emotions ran high with some people, desperate to be home for Christmas, leavi...
British Airways' main cabin crew union, Unite, said on Tuesday its members had rejected a revised airline pay offer, in a long-running dispute over pay and staffing levels Spokesperson, Philip McCracken said that there were often too few staff on...
BA, Heathrow: BA the 'feminist airline, make little or no distinction between criminals and men in general. BA 'made businessman feel like child molester', After the flight he wrote to BA to complain. Although the airline apologised he was so ang...
An astounding merger, that will rock the City, has been made between British Airways & British Petroleum. A joint statement today from the two Chief Executives of these famous Companies declares: 'We are proud to link our two Companies. We sha...
At a time when the word "British" automatically brings to mind, "BP Oil Spill" to most of the world, it's not exactly a great time for British Airways to release a commercial showing Osama Bin Laden easily getting on one of their planes. "That's a...
British Airways boss Willie Walsh has announced his latest plans for beating industrial action. He has hired UKIP leader Nicholas Farage to pilot the companies planes. This strike busting move will clearly upset union bosses, but Walsh was unrepentan...
British Airways staff are said to be back on strike today, after making a virgin sacrifice to the volcanic Goddess Pele. In return Pele has coated British air space in volcanic ash, grounding almost every flight across Great Britain. This is...
The Metropolitan Police have warned perverts to stay away from airport picket lines as the industrial dispute there rumbles on. Perverts from all over the country have been heading to the airport to mingle with striking cabin crew and rub surrepti...
BA today announced that it was pretty much a case of business as usual this morning, despite strike action by cabin crew, members of the Unite union. In what is becoming an increasingly acrimonious and expensive strike, union leaders pointed at ro...
British Airways Unite trade union workers are on strike. For the interim BA is flying 1100 of their 1950 scheduled flights - 60% -- in a brilliant piece of service-good-enough logic devised by Willie Walsh CEO of BA/BYOB. The remaining 850 flig...
A spokesperson for the Organisation of Red And Nasty Ginger Epidermis or O.R.A.N.G.E for short voiced its member's fears today over pending BA strike action. Miss Dee Velopes-Overnight said, "BA cabin crew are our bread and butter money, if BA go...
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