There was good news for British fans of the music entrepreneur Simon Cowell last night, after the Los Angeles-based host of The X-Factor and Britain's Got Talent revealed he is fed up of life in the US, and is 'getting on his bike' to return to the U…
An exciting new TV show is being lined-up for an autumn release in a similar format to 'Britain's Got Talent', but with British street violence as its theme. 'Britain's Got Violent' will demonstrate the way in which life on Britain's streets has b...
After being analysed by lasers, scientists have offered the "Big Ben Bong" to be England's representative in this year's Eurovision Travesty! Theresa May is enthusiastic about the "Bong Song" representing the UK in Europe's Nr 1 horrific festival...
The winner of the 2014 series of "Britain's Got Talent" was announced tonight ahead of the live finals due to take place after the dreadful supermarket advertisements voiced-over by that booming chap who's not Brian Blessed. It was confirmed that...
LONDON - Simon Cowell of Britain's Got Talent said that he had no idea when he made his remark that he hates chickens, chicken eggs, and chicken jokes that it was going to come back to haunt him. The fifty-three-year-old Cowell, AKA The Sultan of...
Popular singing sensation and "Britain's Got Premium Rate Phone Lines" runner-up Susan Boyle (known as SuBo to her friends or "Mad Scottish Woman" to her detractors), has thrown her weight - thought to be approaching 14 stone - into the foray regardi...
A letter passed to the press by the Director of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra has revealed serious concerns within the production team of the hit ITV show, Britain's Got Talent about the viability of future series. 'I was flabbergasted when an application for the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra to audition for Britain's Got Talent was turned down by the show,' revealed the Orchestra's Director.
Having announced to the media that he is down to his last £225 million, Simon Cowell he has decided to immediately open his premium cost telephone voting lines for this year's Britain's Got Talent competition. People who ring the lines - at £8 a m...
January is always a busy time of year for tv talent shows as the increasingly written about 'transfer window' opens and top telly shows scramble to secure the services of a established judge or rising star. The first big name transfer of the new...
ITV today announced the new judges line-up for 2012 and how to apply to appear on the show. Out go Michelle Milkytyre and Darius Hassletoff replaced by Bitty Britain star David Walliams and Strictly Corn Dancing judge Alesha Dixon. Simon Cowell wi...
An unassuming middle-aged woman has astounded judges on Britain's Got Talent with her flawless and unprecedented folding of a fitted sheet. When Susan Bailey, a homely spinster from West Lothian, Scotland, took to the audition stage and announced...
In the face of mounting public dislike, Simon Cowell has spoken candidly about the amount of distress he suffers on a day to day basis. "I'm a multi millionaire", Cowell remarked, "Everyone does what I says, the money keeps coming in. I live in a...
Following the conclusion of the 2011 "Britain's Got Talent" final, it was revealed that the runner-up in this year's competition, youngster Ronan Parke, might in fact be Simon Cowell's love child. Speaking from behind his huge telephoto lens, Dave...
America's David Hasselhoff has reportedly won a world record for the person to say the most American phrases in a TV series. The world record came as a shock for Hasselhoff when he found the world record people looking for him straight after Saturday...
The latest series of BGT may have ended but not everyone is happy with the result.Sidney Bottomley of Scarborough, North Yorkshire claims he would have won if he had entered but was prevented from doing so by the judges' narrow mindedness. "I went...
Britain's Got Talent's Edward Reid got picked up by Cbeebies last night as he lost to rival Steven Hall earlier in the week. A Cbeebies spokesperson reportedly said "This is our dream come true.Edward can sing nursery rhymes with style and young k...
Ayrshire's Jai McDowall, surprise winner of 2011's Britain's Got Talent, has been at the wrong end of a strong reaction from Scottish viewers. Thousands of furious Scots last night jammed the switchboards and social media websites, all protesting...
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