Gross, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Trump delivered the news that he said has recently been discovered by historians hired by the Trump organization, that Bill Clinton was, in fact, Jack the Ripper! "We have learned of some documents that wil...
Donald Trump's publicist sent word to the Queen that he would like permission to use the ubiquitous sports anthem "We Will Rock You" in his failing presidential bid. The next day Trump blamed the misunderstanding on the English for their funny wa...
Some of Britain's top pop and rock stars are at the centre of a row over heirarchy following publication of a letter about music piracy in a national newspaper. The letter to the Daily Telegraph is signed by pop mogul Simon Cowell, Roger Daltrey a...
Queen Elizabeth the Second (First place was won centuries ago) is to round off her Diamond Jubilee celebrations by visiting Brian May's house and performing We Will Rock You stood on his roof. "Liz is really looking forward to this," said Prince P...
London - The Phil Spector No 1 featured in the 1994 box orifice blockbusta 'For Weddings & A Funeral' and has been specially requested by Wills and Kate to open Friday night's nuptial entertainment. Boyle, accompanied by backing vocals from th...
Brian May's hair has dropped. The legendary guitarist from rock band Queen has described how he has even considered suicide after waking up the other morning and finding that his famous bouffant mane had lost the ability to stand upright. From hum...
The tribunal took place yesterday of two ambulance workers accused of gross misconduct after being called to the home of Guitarist Brian May. The two paramedics - named as Robert Brown and Alan Davies worked for the Greater London Ambulance Servic...
Queen guitarist Brian May was yesterday left needing surgery after becoming impaled on a large telescope. May 62, a Doctor of Science, was partying with pals when the incident occurred. A neighbour, Donald Pewson, 85 said "I heard shouting and lau...
London - (Asstronomy Mess): FBI investigators probing last week's fatal Virgin Intergalactic rocket blast have shifted their probe to Queen guitarist Brian May who is reported today to have handed in his astronomy PhD thesis for consideration by...
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