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Funny story: Sunset Boulevard Remake Starring Prince Harry And Meghan Markle

Sunset Boulevard Remake Starring Prince Harry And Meghan Markle

Lots of money going into the Disney remake of the Sunset Boulevard film, which hopefully (fingers crossed) will star Prince Harry Mountbatten Windsor and Meghan Markle Mountbatten Windsor. She would perform the Gloria Swanson role while Harry in the…

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Funny story: Kids Say Brad Pitt is Pinned Down Good

Kids Say Brad Pitt is Pinned Down Good

The Once Upon a Time in Hollywood star, Brat Pitt, is on the lam after his kids testified against him. "Dad did it!" yelled little Shiloh when leaving the courthouse. Pitt's oldest son, Maddox Jolie-Pitt, testified against his good old dad duri…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Is Depressed

Demi Lovato Is Depressed

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of LaLaLand are saying that Demi Lovato is in a state of depression. The singer/actress is still upset about her recent break-up with Brad Pitt, who is alleged to have insulted her by saying he fel…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Tearfully Addresses The Brad Pitt Break-Up Rumor

Demi Lovato Tearfully Addresses The Brad Pitt Break-Up Rumor

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – A reporter with Hollywood Vis-à-Vis asked Demi Lovato about her May-December relationship with Brad Pitt. Lovato told Hacienda Dakota with HVAV that it doesn’t look good. When pressed by Dakota, the songstress t…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato and Brad Pitt Are Reportedly Getting Hot and Heavy

Demi Lovato and Brad Pitt Are Reportedly Getting Hot and Heavy

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – Celebrity Globe is reporting that the budding romance between Demi Lovato and Brad Pitt has reached the ‘sizzling stage’. Pia Confetti, with Celebrity Globe, said that a very reliable source informed her that the t…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato and Brad Pitt Spotted Together in a PDA by the Hollywood Sign

Demi Lovato and Brad Pitt Spotted Together in a PDA by the Hollywood Sign

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - A reporter with Hollywood Innuendo wrote that he spotted singer Demi Lovato and actor Brad Pitt engaged in some PDA (public display of affection) by the world-famous Hollywood sign. For decades, the area has become a…

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Have Dinner With Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Have Dinner With Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

BEL AIR, California – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette reports that Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle, are truly enjoying getting to rub elbows with the Hollywood elite. The happy couple recently had dinner with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston a...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Has A Shit

Brad Pitt Has A Shit

In a huge coincidence some exponents of Cockney rhyming slang will find it somewhat difficult to believe, Hollywood film star, Brad Pitt has had a shit. Pitt, 45, has long had his name used in association with the act of defecation, as in: "She...

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Funny story: Quentin Tarantino Talks About Writing

Quentin Tarantino Talks About Writing

We asked Quentin Tarantino if he would talk a little about his writing process. And, boy did he ever! Here's an excerpt: Writing movies can be hard. I made a movie called Kill Bill, I’m sure you know, and it was tricky because you know you’...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Movie stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose marriage ended in a split in 2016, have ended their custardy battle in agreement, reports the Spoof. Pitt and Jolie - commonly referred to by fans as 'Brangelina' - have six children aged between 10...

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Funny story: Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump

Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump

Hollywood, CA Tired of being ignored by the media since Donald Trump announced his candidacy, celebrities expressed their animosity in a petition sent to all the CEO's of the various media companies. "We had a monumental divorce, lawsuits, child c...

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Funny story: Pitt and Jolie to Become ABC's First Celebrity Bachelor/Bachelorette

Pitt and Jolie to Become ABC's First Celebrity Bachelor/Bachelorette

Hollywood, CA - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have agreed to become the first "celebrity" bachelor and bachelorette on the aging television series of the same name, which will feature only divorced celebrities vying to fall in love with the famous cou...

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Funny story: Brad and Angelina's Children Sue to Be Put in An Orphanage

Brad and Angelina's Children Sue to Be Put in An Orphanage

Los Angeles, CA The children of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have filed suit for emancipation or, at the very least, the right to live in an orphanage or foster home. "We just have to get away. We are so tired of getting our pictures taken and the...

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Funny story: Pitt-Jolie Divorce Terms : Pitt Agrees To Living On $500 a Month If She Gets All The Annoying Kids, "Visitation neither desired nor at all necessary," says Pitt Lawyer.

Pitt-Jolie Divorce Terms : Pitt Agrees To Living On $500 a Month If She Gets All The Annoying Kids, "Visitation neither desired nor at all necessary," says Pitt Lawyer.

Los Angeles, CA - Details are emerging now about a pending divorce settlement between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, in which Jolie gets all the children. "Mr. Pitt always found them annoying," his own attorney said. He went on to say that Jol...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Knew the End of the Marriage Was Near When Angelina Kept Turning Into Millificent

Brad Pitt Knew the End of the Marriage Was Near When Angelina Kept Turning Into Millificent

Hollywood, CA Brad Pitt, recently accused of hitting his child during a flight, had even bigger problems as his wife, Angelina, filed for divorce from him. Talking about the marriage, Pitt exclaimed, "Everything was going great until Angelina did...

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Funny story: Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Russia declares war against China. Iran declares war against Iraq. Israel declares war against Syria. Italy declares war against Macedonia. Turkey declares war against Germany. Australia declares war against East Timor. Japan declares war again...

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Funny story: Palestinians in Gaza adopt celebrity names to gain media attention

Palestinians in Gaza adopt celebrity names to gain media attention

Palestinians living in the occupied Gaza Strip have taken to creative measures to attract media attention from the US and other powerful NATO and UN member countries. Many have begun legally changing their names to those of high-profile celebrit...

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