"Clever, don't you think?", explained Boris as he announced the launch of a 'new town' to be built after the UK has finally wrenched itself from the claws of Brussels. "We thought about calling it Lying-in-wait. Get it? But that seemed somewhat feebl...
Alonzo Dennard, wayward boy of the New England Patriots, has been sentenced to serve thirty days in Nebraska at Boys Town Prison. Since he usually spends his time at Father Bill Belichick's home for wayward youth, this will be a piece of cake.
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