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Funny story: Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures - the Man-bun will be culled

Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures - the Man-bun will be culled

Reports of the Man-bun, once the preserve of post pseudo-hipsters (real hipsters wouldn’t be seen dead with one), migrating to the heads of middle-aged men in lockdown, has resulted in ‘Questions in the House’. As barbers and hairdressers return t…

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Funny story: Is the COVID-19 Vaccine the Mark of the Beast?

Is the COVID-19 Vaccine the Mark of the Beast?

It all started with Kanye West. Kanye West, the famous rapper, recently became what is loosely termed a 'Born-Again' Christian. Many Christians were excited because of his large following. His influence is world-wide. In a recent Tweet to his f…

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Funny story: Number 10 To Install Suggestion Box

Number 10 To Install Suggestion Box

In a move that many Britons are hailing as “a major step forward”, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced, Monday, that, after 'unanimous agreement by the cabinet', that a suggestion box is to be installed outside the gates of Downing Street…

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Funny story: Lockdown to be enforced on alternate days

Lockdown to be enforced on alternate days

The on-off on-off lockdown put in place by the government due to the Coronavirus is set to be scheduled for yet another change, according to reports coming out of Downing Street this morning. All but 'essential workers' were told to "baton down th…

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Funny story: July Lockdown More Complicated Than Ever

July Lockdown More Complicated Than Ever

It's finally happened. The expectation that there would be a resurgence of the Covid-19 epidemic has begun, and Prime Minister Boris Johnson has appeared on lunchtime television to announce further confusion for the public. In his well-rehearsed s…

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Funny story: Painting Shows President Trump And Boris Johnson May Have Been Separated At Birth

Painting Shows President Trump And Boris Johnson May Have Been Separated At Birth

There's no disputing it! Whatever evidence anyone comes up with to the contrary, a recent portrait shows that, without the shadow of a doubt, Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are identical twin brothers who must have been separated at birth! The por…

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Funny story: Boris admits mistakes were made but he’ll do better next time

Boris admits mistakes were made but he’ll do better next time

Earlier today Boris Johnson acknowledged some failings regarding the initial coronavirus press briefings. ‘I do think that, perhaps, with hindsight, I could have taken better expert advice, listened more, and adapted to the situation quicker. On…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson tackles the current Covid-19 obesity links

Boris Johnson tackles the current Covid-19 obesity links

Boris Johnson has pointed the country to some alarming statistics regarding the health of the UK. At a Press Conference held at the Lardy Gym in Paisley earlier today, Mr Johnson said, "More than 60% of adults in the UK are overweight or obese ac…

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Funny story: Box Set Britain’s got Box Set Stress - can ‘The Science’ help?

Box Set Britain’s got Box Set Stress - can ‘The Science’ help?

MP’s concerned about box set bingeing are considering a ‘Box Set Bank Holiday’ so people can catch up. Is ‘Box Set Stress’ a real thing, or is it just an excuse to slob around the house all day? Brenda O’Lox who runs a Box Set Stress support group…

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Funny story: Volunteer For The Vaccine

Volunteer For The Vaccine

Prominent scientists have called for volunteers to be purposely infected with Covid-19 in an attempt to speed up the search for a vaccine. This has caused an outcry from many leading Conservative politicians who have pointed out that their hopeless h…

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Funny story: Mandatory face masks in shops causes concern - ‘What’s the problem?’ said Robbie the Robber

Mandatory face masks in shops causes concern - ‘What’s the problem?’ said Robbie the Robber

Boris Johnson is concerned that his message for everyone to wear masks in shops, banks and post offices may be taken advantage of. ‘Business has been slow,’ said Robbie the Robber, ‘but this idea of Boris’, everyone wearing masks, is great, as no…

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Funny story: There’ll be no return to austerity as PM is concerned people might think he’s a pillock

There’ll be no return to austerity as PM is concerned people might think he’s a pillock

The prime minister will personally take charge of the anti-austerity movement, and will be at the forefront of taking down any statues to those who’ve talked about it, thought about it or heard of it, and specifically those statues that haven’t been…

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Funny story: Christmas To Be Delayed Until Next Year

Christmas To Be Delayed Until Next Year

In what's been described as the craziest plan ever hatched, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that, due to the ongoing worries of a Coronavirus 'second wave', and even more embarrassment over his handling of the pandemic, Christmas in the UK...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson reveals exercise regime

Boris Johnson reveals exercise regime

This week, Prime Minister Boris Johnson was photographed doing a press-up to show how fit and healthy he is, despite his appearance. The PM's personal trainer, Geoff Ym, revealed exclusively to The Spoof the entire exercise regime he puts the PM thro...

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Funny story: Black Wives Chatter!

Black Wives Chatter!

"Grandpa would be turnin' in his grave, innit", said Cedella Campbell, of Stratford, London. "Came over on dat Windrush boat, 1948, Tilbury, and now dis Johnson fatman, he just mash everyone up. I dig all Indians, but how dey speak, man, dey sound li...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire’s Paper Mache Statue Toppled And Burned By Angry Fans

Harry Maguire’s Paper Mache Statue Toppled And Burned By Angry Fans

BILLINGSGATE POST: What Ole Gunnar Solskjaer said about the toppling of the iconic paper mache statue of Harry Maguire, which had stood outside the confines of Old Trafford since the lockdown, sadly manifested the disappointment for both the travail...

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Funny story: Dominic Cummings Has Disappeared

Dominic Cummings Has Disappeared

There was mild concern in Whitehall last night, when it was realised that Dominic Cummings, Prime Minister Boris Johnson's chief advisor and political strategist, hadn't been seen for a while, and may have actually disappeared. Cummings, whose ho...

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