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Funny story: Thoroughbred Racing World Magazine Names Bob Baffert The Horse Racing World's Man of The Year

Thoroughbred Racing World Magazine Names Bob Baffert The Horse Racing World's Man of The Year

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The quintessential horse racing publication, Thoroughbred Racing Magazine has just named trainer Bob "The Silver Fox" Baffert "The Horse Racing World's Man of The Year." Baffert has trained more thoroughbre…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert's “Giddy Up Bitch” Upsets The 7 to 1 Favorite “Quit Horsing Around” To Capture Mobile, Alabama's, 29th Running of The Cotton Candy Queen Derby

Bob Baffert's “Giddy Up Bitch” Upsets The 7 to 1 Favorite “Quit Horsing Around” To Capture Mobile, Alabama's, 29th Running of The Cotton Candy Queen Derby

MOBILE, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - Bob Baffert is known as "The Tom Brady of Thoroughbred Racing Trainers." He has had more winners than the next top 4 trainers in the world combined. And "Baffy's" latest horse, "Giddy Up Bitch," recently upse…

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Funny story: "Multiple Orgasm" Owned By Bob Baffert Wins The Very First Kentucky Backwards Derby

"Multiple Orgasm" Owned By Bob Baffert Wins The Very First Kentucky Backwards Derby

LOUISVILE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The world's greatest thoroughbred race horse trainer Bob "The Horse Whisperer" Baffert, is thrilled to announce that his newest horse has just won it's first race. The mare, which is named "Multiple Orgasm"…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert's Transgendered Race Horse Is The Odds-On Favorite To Win The Kentucky Derby

Bob Baffert's Transgendered Race Horse Is The Odds-On Favorite To Win The Kentucky Derby

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The 148th running of the "Run For The Roses" as the Kentucky Derby is called will have a field of 24 horses, by far the most thoroughbreds to race at Churchill Downs. Two of the horses are from China, one i…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert’s Newest Thoroughbred Race Horse “Climate Change” Easily Wins The Topeka Derby By 17 Lengths

Bob Baffert’s Newest Thoroughbred Race Horse “Climate Change” Easily Wins The Topeka Derby By 17 Lengths

TOPEKA, Kansas – (Sports Satire) – One of the greatest thoroughbred race horse trainers of all-time has just had another one of his amazing race horses win a major racing event. Bob Baffert’s two-year-old filly, “Climate Change,” who was a last mi…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert’s Amazing Race Horse “Global Warming” Easily Wins The Georgia Galloping Derby For His 8th Straight Victory

Bob Baffert’s Amazing Race Horse “Global Warming” Easily Wins The Georgia Galloping Derby For His 8th Straight Victory

ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – One of the most amazing thoroughbred race horses to ever hit the race tracks is two-year-old Global Warming. The horse is owned and trained by the living legend horse trainer Bob Baffert, who is consider…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert’s New Horse “Global Warming” Has Just Won His 7th Race In a Row

Bob Baffert’s New Horse “Global Warming” Has Just Won His 7th Race In a Row

SANTA ANITA, California – (Sports Satire) – The greatest thoroughbred trainer in the history of horse racing may have gotten banned from entering a horse in the Kentucky Derby, but he can still participate in any other horse race in the nation. Ba…

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Funny story: Thoroughbred Race Horse Trainer Bob Baffert Has Agreed To Star In His Own Reality TV Show Titled “Horsing Around With Bob Baffert”

Thoroughbred Race Horse Trainer Bob Baffert Has Agreed To Star In His Own Reality TV Show Titled “Horsing Around With Bob Baffert”

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – Like they say, when one horse stable door closes, another one opens. The legendary horse trainer Bob Baffert, who was suspended from racing for two years, has just signed with the Bravisimo Network to star…

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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Winner “Medina Spirit” and Trainer Bob Baffert Are Both Hit With a Major Racing Suspension

Kentucky Derby Winner “Medina Spirit” and Trainer Bob Baffert Are Both Hit With a Major Racing Suspension

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – In baseball, it’s three strikes and you’re out – in horse racing it’s two strikes and you’re out. Vox Populi is reporting that the black-haired horse and the white-haired trainer are being put in the corner…

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Funny story: In a Horse Racing First, Belmont Stakes Favorites “Medina Spirit” and “Stimulus Package” Will Be Ridden By Twin Brothers

In a Horse Racing First, Belmont Stakes Favorites “Medina Spirit” and “Stimulus Package” Will Be Ridden By Twin Brothers

ELMONT, New York – (Sports Satire) – The Horse Racing World is abuzz with news that for the first time in horse racing history, two brothers will be riding in a Triple Crown race. The brothers, who are only 17-years-old, are identical twins Yoshi…

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