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Funny story: Bob Baffert’s Amazing Race Horse “Global Warming” Easily Wins The Georgia Galloping Derby For His 8th Straight Victory

Bob Baffert’s Amazing Race Horse “Global Warming” Easily Wins The Georgia Galloping Derby For His 8th Straight Victory

ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – One of the most amazing thoroughbred race horses to ever hit the race tracks is two-year-old Global Warming. The horse is owned and trained by the living legend horse trainer Bob Baffert, who is consider…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert’s New Horse “Global Warming” Has Just Won His 7th Race In a Row

Bob Baffert’s New Horse “Global Warming” Has Just Won His 7th Race In a Row

SANTA ANITA, California – (Sports Satire) – The greatest thoroughbred trainer in the history of horse racing may have gotten banned from entering a horse in the Kentucky Derby, but he can still participate in any other horse race in the nation. Ba…

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Funny story: Thoroughbred Race Horse Trainer Bob Baffert Has Agreed To Star In His Own Reality TV Show Titled “Horsing Around With Bob Baffert”

Thoroughbred Race Horse Trainer Bob Baffert Has Agreed To Star In His Own Reality TV Show Titled “Horsing Around With Bob Baffert”

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – Like they say, when one horse stable door closes, another one opens. The legendary horse trainer Bob Baffert, who was suspended from racing for two years, has just signed with the Bravisimo Network to star…

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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Winner “Medina Spirit” and Trainer Bob Baffert Are Both Hit With a Major Racing Suspension

Kentucky Derby Winner “Medina Spirit” and Trainer Bob Baffert Are Both Hit With a Major Racing Suspension

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – In baseball, it’s three strikes and you’re out – in horse racing it’s two strikes and you’re out. Vox Populi is reporting that the black-haired horse and the white-haired trainer are being put in the corner…

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Funny story: In a Horse Racing First, Belmont Stakes Favorites “Medina Spirit” and “Stimulus Package” Will Be Ridden By Twin Brothers

In a Horse Racing First, Belmont Stakes Favorites “Medina Spirit” and “Stimulus Package” Will Be Ridden By Twin Brothers

ELMONT, New York – (Sports Satire) – The Horse Racing World is abuzz with news that for the first time in horse racing history, two brothers will be riding in a Triple Crown race. The brothers, who are only 17-years-old, are identical twins Yoshi…

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