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Funny story: Attempted Suicide At Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #8)

Attempted Suicide At Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #8)

(1952: Pete's Country Store) Abe and Sally Foreside come in the front door of Pete's Country Store fanning gnats. "Pete we saw the Liberry Truck leavin the store. Did our books come in?" "Looks like you brung a swarm of dog-pecker gnats in with you. Let me see. She left about 20 books and magazines. Of course, there's a dozen National Geograffics for Joe Linseed. He's probably lookin' f...

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Funny story: The Giant Chicken Of Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #7)

The Giant Chicken Of Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #7)

(1947 At Pete's Country Store) Pete's Country Store is crowded with at least seven people when Aunt Edna comes in to order her snuff. "I'll need a couple boxes of Honeydipper Snuff, Pete. Why's everbody here. Somebody have an unexpected baby?" "You and that snuff. They say that and cigarettes causes cancer Aunt Edna." "Shoot. That stuff gets me through the day. Also works as a enimah...

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Funny story: Elvis Comes To Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #6)

Elvis Comes To Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #6)

Ralph was just opening up his concrete garden ornaments business after running to the bank to see if his Crazy Check had been automatically deposited when his buddy Melvin come by. "Ralph, you thank that President Orbama person will let old Raw Pand cut our Crazy Checks?" "Naw. This years a votin year. No one gonna mess with our Crazy Checks till the votins over." "Well, I brung you a nic...

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Funny story: The Haunting of Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #5)

The Haunting of Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #5)

(Pete's Country Store, 1938) Jim Lindsey is having a soda pop at Pete's Country Store and there's been an argument over who was winning the checker game when it accidentally got knocked onto the floor. "Billy Joe knew he had lost so he dumped our checkers." "I know. He's known to do that. He also claims he's not feared of any man alive. You heard him." "I had six men and two kings an...

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Funny story: Getting High In 1932 (Bluegrass #4)

Getting High In 1932 (Bluegrass #4)

Getting High In 1932 (Bluegrass #4) 1932, Goosey Holler, Kentucky Harold & Lester hear some big news. "Harold, Effie done told me that Uncle Pete's got some sody pop in at his store. Wanna go try one?" "Shore! But what if we get addled?" "I don't think they're THAT strong. Come on. I got ten cents burnin' a hole in my pocket." Harold and Lester make the 30-foot walk to Pete'...

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