The discovery of a rare sepia photograph of ex-Blue Peter presenter Peter Purves covering legendary music hall entertainer Little Tich in cling film backstage at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, has revealed a secret relationship hitherto unrevealed, w...
Barni, Rustle and Radsy, Blue Petre presenters have today made a catapult out of Cornflake boxes to supply the astronauts on the International Space Station with food. The supply rocket exploded leaving the crew without food and although Russian f...
The BBC has offered to provide free airline-type sick bags for its Blue Peter - like "One Show" broadcasts, During the time at which the program is transmitted record incidences of vomiting are invariably reported. More viewers throw up while watch...
Artist Vincent Van Gogh is well known post-impressionist whose works bring millions of dollars in any auction. But why did he change his paintings later in his life? "He went from bright Sunflowers to Blue self-portraits", stated one art critic. H...
The popular BBC children's magazine show, Blue Peter, has revealed to its viewers a fascinating guide on how to hack into your favourite celebrity's mobile phone. 'It's as easy as making exploding cat food' said excitable presenter Suzy Chimpteeth. 'All you need is the phone number of someone famous, like David Beckham for example, two tin cans, a ball of string, some double sided sticky tap...
News that Mabel, the Blue Peter dog, has died has been received angrily by animal rights campaigners. Mabel, a border collie, was a rescue dog and joined the BBC children's magazine show 14 years ago. She had the unusual condition, heterochromia -...
Blue Peter dog Lucy has finally been laid to rest after lying in state in BBC centre reception since her sudden death on April 4th. The 13 year old golden retriever was one of the most famous pets ever and she has been buried in the BBC garden alo...
Tributes have been pouring in for Blue Peter dog Lucy who died of cancer last week aged 13. The golden retriever became an instant hit with the viewers when she first appeared on the children's show in 1999 and has remained a firm favourite ever s...
Diminutive West-Country trapeze artiste P J Harvey has always exuded an unattainable, urgent sexuality. Her influence on circus stunts has always been a subversive yet powerful one, with a singular, raw, physical magnetism augmented by a fierce profe...
Painfully Manic Blue Peter presenter Helen Skeleton has slaughtered arty rock band Radiohead and their latest album The Queen of Bones. The disc was inspired by the bog-preserved remains of a medieval pauper girl child plague victim which is displ...
London - (Helter Skelter): A mystery bidder upped the stakes this weekend in Helen Skelton's high wire bid between Battersea Power Station's chimneys. The children's show presenter is being tempted with a whopping £250,000 to get her kit off for h...
Celebrity John Leslie is making headlines again and this time for all the wrong reasons. The former Blue Peter presenter woke up this morning to find reporters camped out in front of his door step. Leslie, who had gone out to get the milk in a...
Scramble Central at Spoof HQ today as we received an E-mail informing us that Blue Peter dog, Shep, has died. Hurriedly grabbing our equipment and constantly on the look out for Taleban insurgents we raced to Shepherd's Bush, ignoring the market,...
Popular children's television programme Blue Peter revealed today that they will be making a LHC using a variety of items found in the typical home. "We are hoping to make science more approachable for today's youngsters," said new series producer...
Scientists in Switzerland will today try to recreate the conditions of 'Just After The Big Bang' by setting in motion a train of events not seen since ancient times. Using the Hadron Collider, the researchers hope to be able to find out how the Ea...
London - (Shaggy Dog Mess): The former editor of BBC children's TV program Blue Peter has written a book that smashes the mythology of the show's canine star Petra and claims the Alsatian was the true inspiration behind the equine head scene in Oscar...
London - (Ass Mess): Frantic Hellfire Club attempts to 'list' the BBC Television Centre in West London as a Grade 1 erection are shielding the notorious IRA Provos' burial ground known as the Blue Peter Garden from being bulldozed.
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